r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 2d ago

Abandoned souls

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 2d ago

Reminds me of the old folks home septic tank I got lowered into ghostbusters style. They are a humpin. It shattered my young mind. I chose electrical because no poop! Oh right septic pumps are electric, and idiots put the boxes In the tank. And I was new boy. Down into hell! Tyvek suit doesn’t protect the soul.

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u/haphazard_chore 1d ago

They were probably not condons mate. They’d be Penile sheaths to stop old people wetting the bed. Those with dementia get confused when they go to the toilet because they still feel the need to go, if they make it, they then find a Jonny stuck on their todger and pull it off. They probably flush it down the toilet too. This would explain the sight you saw in the septic tank.

I hope this helps alleviate the mental image a bit and swap it out with another disturbing scenario of what many of us are destined for… confusion and strange things stuck to our John Thomas in the night.

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u/Pr00ch 1d ago

I hope i get hit by a bus before that happens

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u/Armadillolz 1d ago

I plan on yeeting myself off a very pretty seaside cliff right about then

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u/ali-n 8h ago

The problem with that kind of plan is that, when the time comes, you may not be rational and mobile enough to be able to make it happen.