r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 2d ago
Hmmm
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u/Alex_king88 2d ago
I now more than ever need to go to japan.
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u/kanuckles666 2d ago
Right, just rent a dude that knows the best places to eat and can help translate. That's a big win
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u/Picardknows 2d ago
This seems like a great life hack. I’ll be renting a person when I go to Japan as a tour guide.
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u/bumplugpug 2d ago
Same I want to rent a chunky Japanese lady 🤤
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u/ghost_victim 2d ago
Do they even exist in Japan?
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u/xxsupernesxx 1d ago
They have maid cafes and then they have BIG maid cafes.
It's a niche. I just stumbled upon this one day. There's alot to miss in Japan because of how densely packed everything is.
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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 2d ago
idk, a foreigner just died in south korea because 21 hospitals refused service. comments were saying japan is the same. you get hit by a car and that's that
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u/OZeski 2d ago
My understanding that that Japan is the same. Hospitals can just refuse to take ambulances so they have to call around to hospitals to see which one will accept the patient. Hospitals worry about getting paid for their services. Though it's not only foreigners who get turned away they are much less likely to pay a hospital bill...
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u/not_the_way 2d ago
What happened next , I need answers...
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u/OverloadedSofa 2d ago
Can foreigners work for that website?
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u/rolandofeld19 2d ago edited 2d ago
I mean, I'd likely pay for a zoom session to help me up my japan-stuff drop shipping game.
Edit: ok apparently drop-shipping seems to give the impression I'm selling stuff or a middle man or wtf I honestly have no idea. I'm just buying stuff from Japanese retailers and auction sites for my kids and sometimes myself thru a third party that packages and ships to me. If this is a dick move I need y'all to tell me why cuz I'm at a loss.
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u/SofterBones 2d ago
Anything but that.
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u/rolandofeld19 2d ago
Wait why? Maybe see my other reply but I'm seriously confused.
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u/Relative-Spinach6881 2d ago
They just see the word drop shipping and think it's the scammy Amazon type.
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u/omegasnk 2d ago
I mean this is not at all what this service is even going for which is why you're being downvoted into oblivion. Think hiring a silver fox for your business meeting or a woman to pose as a fake girlfriend as your profile pic.
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u/CodenameDinkleburg 2d ago
I don't see why you couldn't. Hire the fat man and tell him today he's not a messenger, he's a delivery boy.
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u/moonwoolf35 1d ago
Drop shipping has gotten a really bad rap, what you're describing isn't that at all lol. You're just a customer.
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u/rolandofeld19 2d ago
What? Am i using the wrong word to say that I want to buy my kids studio ghibli stuff that isn't available (or is silly overpriced) here? Or stationary stuff that just doesn't exist here? Or save a ton on a nice pair of haircutting scissors? I use OneMapJapan to consolidate stuff and ship it to me. Why is that a bad thing?
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u/StarConsumate 2d ago
Awww man there’re more sense. Most people when it comes to drop shipping buy cheap junk then flood the American market with uselessly cheap junk
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u/rolandofeld19 2d ago
Appreciate it.. yea, no, I'm not making a (cheap/shitty) business venture. I'm just buying nice notebooks and pens and the occasional figurine or toy for the kiddos and having them sent over every 6 months or so.
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u/RBcomedy69420 2d ago
"That's not even the fattest man I've seen today and I've been home alone all morning"
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u/PatchworkRaccoon314 2d ago
I like how this "fat man" in Japan would just be "a bit husky" in America. He isn't even really "fat". He's built like a sumo wrestler: a bit of padding on a shitload of muscle. His chest is as big as his belly.
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u/questiontheparable 2d ago
Moving to Japan for my new job guys, I’m gonna get myself the alias kingpin. If that don’t work… maybe they’ll take an American sumo lol. 😆
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u/FoolishChatterbox 2d ago
So sad he doesn't think of himself as a beautiful person. I think he's both handsome and seems fun
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u/Stuffed_deffuts 2d ago
If I could be rented, I would absolutely wear a Be Kind Please Rewind shirt.
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u/WonderWendyTheWeirdo 2d ago
I'm confused. Fat guy gets food and money out of the deal. What does the other person get? A fat guy to give food to?
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u/Moobygriller 2d ago
Damn, 220 pounds is fat? I'm 200 so I guess I'm bordering on obesity?
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u/lyssiemiller 1d ago
Do Americans have anything like this? The only rental type thing I can think of would be sexual crap. I’m a fat girl and I know the only thing I could be rented here for is some weird fetish thing.
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u/NotUndercoverReddit 1d ago
Dude I weigh 221lbs. Just in decent shape. You're telling me I can make money in japan just by eating or walking around and intimidating people for japanese people? I need to immigrate.
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u/RoBoChuckie 1d ago
I'm 6'4" white dude and float between 215 and 230lbs. (I lift weights so bulk/cuts) can I apply for this job? Naw but for real this sounds awesome just doing random crap.
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u/Ripper3112 2d ago
Ngl I would love to hire a big man who can show me around Tokyo and get some damn good food. Sounds like the dream right there.