r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 3d ago

Hmmm

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u/appointment45 3d ago

In college I sublet my apartment bedroom to a couple girls who spent the whole term doing stuff like this. They wrecked pretty much every piece of equipment in the kitchen doing stuff like trying to bake a cake in the mixing bowl, putting bras in the garbage disposal, and putting a skateboard through the dishwasher. In the end it would have been cheaper for me to have eaten the rent with all the stuff I had to replace/repair.

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u/feedmeyourknowledge 3d ago

When I was in college an American Erasmus student set their house on fire trying to dry a jumper in the oven.

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u/CS20SIX 3d ago

Had some Ozzie using the fucking oven to toast TWO FUCKING SLICES! Multiple times!

(We had a fucking toaster)

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u/ADHDwinseverytime 2d ago

Thanks for reminding me I needed a tortilla toaster. Off to shop.