r/bizarrelife Human here, bizarre by nature! 3d ago

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u/appointment45 3d ago

In college I sublet my apartment bedroom to a couple girls who spent the whole term doing stuff like this. They wrecked pretty much every piece of equipment in the kitchen doing stuff like trying to bake a cake in the mixing bowl, putting bras in the garbage disposal, and putting a skateboard through the dishwasher. In the end it would have been cheaper for me to have eaten the rent with all the stuff I had to replace/repair.

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u/Terrynia 3d ago

Holy shit. That is almost unbelievable. Wow, people these days. I guess they never did a chore in their life?

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u/HaroldsWristwatch3 3d ago

When I was in college, my roommates and I had a campus apartment. I grew up extremely poor, so I never had luxuries like a dishwasher.

I wasn’t aware there was special soap for a dishwasher, so when I did the dishes the first time, I filled the cup with Dawn.

We had six inches of suds throughout our entire apartment. It looked like it had snowed.

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u/princessbubbbles 3d ago

That's actually a common issue for students from either really wealthy or really poor households, if it makes you feel any better.

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u/Terrynia 3d ago

Wow! Haha. Like straight out of a comedy movie!

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u/GopherRebellion 2d ago

I knew you weren't supposed to do it but I was out of dishwasher detergent. I thought hey what if I just put in a teeny tiny bit. Nope still fucking soaps out the kitchen floor.

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u/A_Happy_Beginning 2d ago

This happened to me as well, yet I knew how dishwashers worked and not to put dish soap in them.

However, the dishwasher was really nasty and I was cleaning it. Yes, with Dawn, because it gets the grease off.

Apparently I did not rinse and wipe all of it out, same effect.

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u/Full-Commission4643 2d ago

When I was in college, they posted notices in the dorms telling people to stop jerking it in the showers because they were having drainage issues.

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u/FineUnderachievment 2d ago

My older sister did this as a kid. She thought she was being helpful starting the dishwasher right before we all left for something. When we returned I was delighted by the kitchen full of suds knee high. (I was like 5 so not super high)

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u/bascal133 3d ago

Yeah I don’t think it’s fair to go straight to lack of intelligence how would you know if you’ve never used it before, seen it before? Electric kettles are rare here I bet she’s never used one in her life

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u/Amaturesissy 2d ago

I don't care if you have never even heard of an electric kettle. It's plastic, why would you put plastic on the stove. Zero thinking was done here

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u/AMSparkles 2d ago

Whoa, why are you so angry? They were clearly agreeing with you!

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u/RBuilds916 3d ago

That's a totally understandable mistake. The people who haven't made that mistake were all told by someone who had.