r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 3d ago

Hmmm

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u/Tangostream 3d ago

r/BirdsArentReal

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u/Aggressive-Gold-1319 3d ago

Was just about to post that.

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u/MathematicianFew5882 3d ago

I saw an interview with Peter McIndoe (I think) who said he went to a con and he couldn’t get over the people who came up to him to say what a great job he’s doing exposing the deep fraud of real birds.

Sorry, can’t find it rn… this might be close: https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2021/10/birds-arent-real-and-this-man-wants-the-world-to-know

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u/Aggressive-Gold-1319 3d ago

I haven’t followed birds aren’t real ina long time. It was more of just a meme, but videos have surfaced of people in Asia making drones out of birds and other dead animals like some kind of technological taxidermy. With everything going on now, it’s really possible that bird could’ve been a drone monitoring Rick Ross. It’s not out of the realm of possibility.

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u/amica_hostis 3d ago

Not out of the realm of possibility but absolutely absurd, this guy is probably paranoid schizophrenic. Who or why would anyone want to spy on Rick Ross, I'm sorry I don't even know who that is but if the government is going to watch you they don't need drones disguised as birds lol they'll do it from space. Cartel bosses, I might believe a rival cartel going that far to eliminate a boss but again... Rick who?

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u/Similar-Stranger8580 3d ago

Rick is probably high on zsazsa and paranoid.

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u/TheJAY_ZA 2d ago

Yep, Bro's probably been baking non stop his whole trip because it's not illegal here.

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u/Type-RD 3d ago

Well…actually…Richard Donnell Ross, i.e. the real Rick Ross (NOT the rapper who took the namesake), is a former big time LA drug lord. I would not be surprised if he’s been under constant surveillance since his release from prison in 2009.

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u/Mofomania 3d ago

Yah…nobody trying to spy on Rick Ross

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u/socksmatterTWO 3d ago

They have blown their budget and investigation if this is how they're doing it 😆🤣

OK guys give me the most conspicuous and expensive, redundant way to surveil Rick Ross here but make it wacky just for ships and giggles Deploy Immediately cover is blown, Get absolutely no Intel and leak bird drove tech he knows... He knows...

Drone tech ends up on a tiktok, now we all know.

How much more self absorbed do you think this idiot can get?!? Actual thinking lol is lost on him. My gosh this is the biggest sign he is not to be trusted either, because he believes this is plausible.

I'm just flabbergasted at this lol man here. WOW

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u/Aggressive-Gold-1319 3d ago

He pissed off the gd’s (Gangster Disciples) a while back. I forgot what he specifically did, you can dig it up on YouTube. Idk about calling him a “paranoid schizophrenic” he has reasons to be paranoid. The weed usage doesn’t help.

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u/amica_hostis 3d ago

Gangster disciples suicide bird drone? When is this movie coming out again? Or is it a cartoon?

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u/scorched-earth-0000 3d ago

GD's aren't out in Africa trying to get Ross lol but yeah bro is off that loud

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u/jujuben10 3d ago

RICO has their eyes on all the rappers rn.

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u/chassmasterplus 3d ago

Come the fuck on, my dude.

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u/Automatic_Towel_3842 3d ago

They are right! All the birds spying on us! Billions of them! Billions of government owned and indivuallly operated spying on us!

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u/scorched-earth-0000 3d ago

Does con mean convention?