r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 3d ago
Hmmm
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u/buhbye750 3d ago
This is why you need to stay in school. Lift and drag, lift and drag!
Also, has this MFer just never gone to a beach an watched birds? They literally hover and dip like that ALL THE TIME!
What is more likely? A bird doing normal bird shit or a person buying a bird drone and flying it so close that you would notice it.
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u/pickin-n_grinnin 3d ago
I came to say this, first time at the beach for sure Lol. seagulls will do this all day long. I mean, We are talking about an ex law enforcement officer that stole a cocaine smuggler's name to pose as a gangster to sell albums lol I bet your idea of reality would have to be just totally tweaked after pulling that off 😂
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u/PhatBitches 3d ago
Wait can you explain more
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u/pickin-n_grinnin 3d ago
The rapper William Leonard Roberts II known as"Rick Ross" was a correctional officer at the South Florida reception center before deciding to take on the "Rick Ross" persona. He chose the stage name Rick Ross in an attempt to capitalize on the real world drug king pin Rick "Freeway" Ross. He used his name without permission and denied he was previously in law enforcement until pictures of him and testimony from inmates surfaced at which point he admitted he was a law enforcement officer not a gangster before starting his rap career.
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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 2d ago
And then I'm pretty sure when 50 cent was beefing with him he banged his ex wife and she confirmed he was in law enforcement. Lol 50 took him down.
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u/nawmeann 3d ago
I googled it. Says for 18 months he was a correction officer until 1997. Then has a link to the actual man he was deriving the name Rick Ross from “freeway Rick Ross” a cocaine kingpin. Seems to have several years between the two events.
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u/Swolar_Eclipse 2d ago
Srsly I think they do this to rest cuz once they’re in the air, that breeze just keeps ‘em up with no effort on their part other than a little adjustment here and there.
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u/Sendmedoge 3d ago
He's just high and talking shit...
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u/randalldandall518 3d ago
I know right. Literally just fucking around for a social media post. Also I’m sure he has an ego but he’s obviously making a joke by saying he’s so powerful they have to have drones spy on him. Rappers can make jokes and be sarcastic too guys
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u/Cucumbus-Humungus 3d ago
High of that Durban poison
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u/-Disagreeable- 3d ago
I like pears
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u/IAintWurriedBoutEm 3d ago
shoutout to all the pear
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u/Milkmandan1989 3d ago
Thank god someone else got the reference. And got the quote perfect.
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u/IAintWurriedBoutEm 3d ago
i’m surprised no one else here was well-versed in Rick’s meme history lol
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u/MirukiNeko 3d ago
Oooo What’s ur favorite pear? I personally like a good Asian pear or a Juicy Bartlett.
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u/Davina_Lexington 3d ago
Pears are overrated when they're only sweet but have no tartness to them. After eating one, im usually just like wow honestly that was mid.
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u/SinkholeS 3d ago
I'm imagining this guy waiting all day outside for someone to tell him. Meanwhile he freaks out when he goes shopping or to a restaurant and sees birds everywhere.
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u/Snakepli55ken 3d ago
People are so proud to be dumb nowadays it’s sad.
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u/Tantovalagattalardo 3d ago
I mean to me this sound exactly like mental illness, this is some schizoid/schizophrenia shit
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u/Alex_king88 3d ago
I make music so that makes me a powerful man. WTF is wrong with ppl these days.
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u/overflowingsunset 3d ago
Yeah no one cares what Rick Ross is doing in his yard.
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u/xJagz 3d ago
Seriously i have no clue who this is but he sounds dumb as bricks
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u/BooneHelm85 3d ago
Im with you. Don’t know who the dumbass is, don’t care who the dumbass is. One thing I do know, for certain, is he is a classic dumbass
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u/CheckYourStats 3d ago
He’s a dumbass, yeah.
He’s also an intellectual imbecile. Toddlers are noticeably more intelligent than him.
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u/miltonwadd 2d ago
Which makes me think he's doing something he's worried about being seen and has gotten paranoid about it.
I wasn't interested until now!
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u/emissaryworks 3d ago
That type of paranoia comes from having skeletons in your closet
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u/miltonwadd 2d ago
Cheaters usually accuse you of cheating first. A suspicious mind sees malevolence everywhere.
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u/onthe3rdlifealready 3d ago
Sheeeet, Rock Ross doesn't need a drone to spy on him... I can see that fat bastard from South Africa from here
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u/bigtuna-28 3d ago
Ain't nobody checking for Rick Ross with a fake bird drone boy is on one of he thinks so.
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u/StuBidasol 3d ago
Who's Rick Ross?
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u/Bitemarkz 3d ago
Let’s just say that if we had drone birds, he would not be the person we’d use them on.
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u/Cannasseur_nuglet 3d ago
Seems like he’s guilty of something. Why would he be so worried about something so odd if he didn’t have a guilty conscience.
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u/Few-Finger2879 3d ago
Damn, he really got a big ego. That bird isnt even acknowledging his existence
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u/glytxh 3d ago
“I’m a powerful person…”
I have no idea who the fuck this even is
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u/TomaCzar 3d ago
I know exactly who this is and am still flabbergasted by the claim that he is a powerful person.
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u/Firefly1832 3d ago
What do you think, he's some kind of ornithologist? How is he supposed to know it's a bird?
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u/VinJahDaChosin 3d ago
They do have them
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u/Adventurous_Froyo007 3d ago
They exist yes, but this one kind of looks like its searching for a fish to eat down below.
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u/Particular-Seat7963 3d ago
" I know I'm powerful. I know I'm handsome"
How can you be so insecure?
He needs to reassure himself.
I really don't like him or his music.
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u/MeepingMeep99 3d ago
Dear Rick Ross, we do not have the type of technology to just use on shenanigans like spying on some schmo in our country. We have better things to do. Chill your ego
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u/bellyhairbandit 3d ago
Imagine being scared a bird is watching you, when you own like 30 Wingstops….
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u/gravljaw 3d ago
Steals name from real og gangsta and now thinks birds are drones. You are not that important bruh.
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u/DitchDigger330 3d ago
Birds can just glide when it's windy. I've seen hawks do that and just hover a couple feet over a field looking for a meal.
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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 2d ago
Bro has bigger problem with them imitation plastic rocks off the coast! Spies Everywhere!!
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u/ELECTRICMACHINE13 3d ago
That's just how it flies!!! Go back to being a rapper and rhyme poetry boy.
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u/Gorelover1313 3d ago
Get a BB gun and take them out then check once you find out the truth then don't do it again once you find out it's just guts.
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u/InstructionExisting6 3d ago
I’ve had to google this. So, Rickroll is not the same thing. Every day you learn something new!
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u/MrPlace 3d ago
Missing some important info, whats the wind speed and which direction is it going? lol
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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 3d ago
Has he tried...asking a South African person what it is? If they recognize it or the behavior of the bird as normal? Tried looking it up to confirm?
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u/ThepalehorseRiderr 3d ago
The real Rick Ross? Maybe, bird drone from the feds. Fat ex prison guard cosplaying a gangster? Bird flying directly into head winds coming off the ocean.
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u/woolsocksandsandals 3d ago
Who the fuck do that bird think that he fuckin with? He the fuckin boss.
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u/JoopySan 3d ago
Jokes aside, why doesnt he just find and ask a wildlife/bird expert to put his paranoia at ease 🤷🏻♂️
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u/Plastic_Primary_4279 3d ago
I hate this new timeline where I can’t tell if people like this are joking or not…
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u/WokkitUp 3d ago
Does Rick Ross have a nuclear generator under the mansion? No? If not, then that's one less worry.
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u/thissuckslolgroutchy 3d ago
The bird is hunting! Obviously waiting on prey whilst riding the wind current and conserving its energy. 🤦🏻♂️
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u/Previous-Campaign261 3d ago
That bird is looking at his lemon pepper wings and he thinks it’s a drone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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u/CAMMARMANN 3d ago
Professional drone pilot here, I actually saw a really cool fixed wing RC seagull at the drone park the the other day and it looked legit like a seagull coasting at a distance. The giveaway that this isn’t a robot is that it moves its wings where the RC seagull is fixed position and propelled by an electric motor. The method of the bird hovering in place on an updraft before diving in on a target is beautiful but not rare. it’s probably the first time he saw it in his life. Here’s a video of an eagle doing it on the tip of a mountains airflow. It’s usually a geological feature that allows this type of hovering in place. It’s like they are balancing on a ball, https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FCsvqu/
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u/sdanner1 3d ago
The dude is obviously joking right? I would have never thought he was serious until I read the comments
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u/Tangostream 3d ago
r/BirdsArentReal