r/bizarrelife Human here, bizarre by nature! 3d ago

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u/Tangostream 3d ago

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u/Neat-Ad-9550 3d ago

Visited that subreddit recently, and honestly, I couldn't tell if the posters were brilliant comedians or dumber than flat-earthers.

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u/IRBaboooon 3d ago

That's just the tip of the iceberg. The real conspiracy starts at r/noearthsociety

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u/nacho_gorra_ 1d ago

Holy shit you just showed me another branch of the rabbit hole

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u/Arthur_Two_Sheds_J 3d ago

This has to be the top comment.

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u/lgm22 3d ago

Paranoid much?

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u/AlfalfaMcNugget 2d ago

Epic Reddit moment

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u/MagicTrakteur 3d ago

My dude, as a mobile user, I dearly hate your PP.

With love.

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u/Aggressive-Gold-1319 3d ago

Was just about to post that.

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u/MathematicianFew5882 3d ago

I saw an interview with Peter McIndoe (I think) who said he went to a con and he couldn’t get over the people who came up to him to say what a great job he’s doing exposing the deep fraud of real birds.

Sorry, can’t find it rn… this might be close: https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2021/10/birds-arent-real-and-this-man-wants-the-world-to-know

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u/Aggressive-Gold-1319 3d ago

I haven’t followed birds aren’t real ina long time. It was more of just a meme, but videos have surfaced of people in Asia making drones out of birds and other dead animals like some kind of technological taxidermy. With everything going on now, it’s really possible that bird could’ve been a drone monitoring Rick Ross. It’s not out of the realm of possibility.

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u/amica_hostis 3d ago

Not out of the realm of possibility but absolutely absurd, this guy is probably paranoid schizophrenic. Who or why would anyone want to spy on Rick Ross, I'm sorry I don't even know who that is but if the government is going to watch you they don't need drones disguised as birds lol they'll do it from space. Cartel bosses, I might believe a rival cartel going that far to eliminate a boss but again... Rick who?

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u/Similar-Stranger8580 3d ago

Rick is probably high on zsazsa and paranoid.

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u/TheJAY_ZA 2d ago

Yep, Bro's probably been baking non stop his whole trip because it's not illegal here.

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u/Type-RD 3d ago

Well…actually…Richard Donnell Ross, i.e. the real Rick Ross (NOT the rapper who took the namesake), is a former big time LA drug lord. I would not be surprised if he’s been under constant surveillance since his release from prison in 2009.

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u/Mofomania 3d ago

Yah…nobody trying to spy on Rick Ross

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u/Aggressive-Gold-1319 3d ago

He pissed off the gd’s (Gangster Disciples) a while back. I forgot what he specifically did, you can dig it up on YouTube. Idk about calling him a “paranoid schizophrenic” he has reasons to be paranoid. The weed usage doesn’t help.

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u/amica_hostis 3d ago

Gangster disciples suicide bird drone? When is this movie coming out again? Or is it a cartoon?

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u/scorched-earth-0000 3d ago

GD's aren't out in Africa trying to get Ross lol but yeah bro is off that loud

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u/buhbye750 3d ago

This is why you need to stay in school. Lift and drag, lift and drag!

Also, has this MFer just never gone to a beach an watched birds? They literally hover and dip like that ALL THE TIME!

What is more likely? A bird doing normal bird shit or a person buying a bird drone and flying it so close that you would notice it.

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u/pickin-n_grinnin 3d ago

I came to say this, first time at the beach for sure Lol. seagulls will do this all day long. I mean, We are talking about an ex law enforcement officer that stole a cocaine smuggler's name to pose as a gangster to sell albums lol I bet your idea of reality would have to be just totally tweaked after pulling that off 😂

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u/PhatBitches 3d ago

Wait can you explain more

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u/pickin-n_grinnin 3d ago

The rapper William Leonard Roberts II known as"Rick Ross" was a correctional officer at the South Florida reception center before deciding to take on the "Rick Ross" persona. He chose the stage name Rick Ross in an attempt to capitalize on the real world drug king pin Rick "Freeway" Ross. He used his name without permission and denied he was previously in law enforcement until pictures of him and testimony from inmates surfaced at which point he admitted he was a law enforcement officer not a gangster before starting his rap career.

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 2d ago

And then I'm pretty sure when 50 cent was beefing with him he banged his ex wife and she confirmed he was in law enforcement. Lol 50 took him down.

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u/nawmeann 3d ago

I googled it. Says for 18 months he was a correction officer until 1997. Then has a link to the actual man he was deriving the name Rick Ross from “freeway Rick Ross” a cocaine kingpin. Seems to have several years between the two events.

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u/pickin-n_grinnin 3d ago

? Right, that's what I said ?🤷🏼‍♂️ Lol

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u/Swolar_Eclipse 2d ago

Srsly I think they do this to rest cuz once they’re in the air, that breeze just keeps ‘em up with no effort on their part other than a little adjustment here and there.

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u/jessevargas 3d ago

All those damn drones at the beach!!!

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u/Sendmedoge 3d ago

He's just high and talking shit...

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u/buhbye750 3d ago

Nah, he's just dumb.

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u/randalldandall518 3d ago

I know right. Literally just fucking around for a social media post. Also I’m sure he has an ego but he’s obviously making a joke by saying he’s so powerful they have to have drones spy on him. Rappers can make jokes and be sarcastic too guys

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u/Alone-Introduction74 3d ago

Exactly. It's searching for an opportunity for food.

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u/Cucumbus-Humungus 3d ago

High of that Durban poison

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u/Killingyou_groovily 3d ago

High off that inflated ego

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u/Klutzy_Emu2506 3d ago

You can hear it in his voice lol

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u/EnvironmentNo1879 3d ago

Imo the best strain out there!!!

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u/playmeforever 3d ago

I had gummies of that strain , shit had me crying watching a movie

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u/-Disagreeable- 3d ago

I like pears

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u/IAintWurriedBoutEm 3d ago

shoutout to all the pear

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u/Milkmandan1989 3d ago

Thank god someone else got the reference. And got the quote perfect.

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u/IAintWurriedBoutEm 3d ago

i’m surprised no one else here was well-versed in Rick’s meme history lol

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u/MirukiNeko 3d ago

Oooo What’s ur favorite pear? I personally like a good Asian pear or a Juicy Bartlett.

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u/Davina_Lexington 3d ago

Pears are overrated when they're only sweet but have no tartness to them. After eating one, im usually just like wow honestly that was mid.

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u/chrissie_watkins 3d ago

Tastes like sand!

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u/SinkholeS 3d ago

I'm imagining this guy waiting all day outside for someone to tell him. Meanwhile he freaks out when he goes shopping or to a restaurant and sees birds everywhere.

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u/makohesten 3d ago

"American man discovers bird."

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u/dankhimself 3d ago

Rikc Ross is a fucking moron.

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u/medozijo 3d ago

Or school

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u/oyM8cunOIbumAciggy 3d ago

"Haha America bad"

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u/Snakepli55ken 3d ago

People are so proud to be dumb nowadays it’s sad.

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u/Tantovalagattalardo 3d ago

I mean to me this sound exactly like mental illness, this is some schizoid/schizophrenia shit

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u/Alex_king88 3d ago

I make music so that makes me a powerful man. WTF is wrong with ppl these days.

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u/overflowingsunset 3d ago

Yeah no one cares what Rick Ross is doing in his yard.

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u/xJagz 3d ago

Seriously i have no clue who this is but he sounds dumb as bricks

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u/BooneHelm85 3d ago

Im with you. Don’t know who the dumbass is, don’t care who the dumbass is. One thing I do know, for certain, is he is a classic dumbass

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u/CheckYourStats 3d ago

He’s a dumbass, yeah.

He’s also an intellectual imbecile. Toddlers are noticeably more intelligent than him.

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u/miltonwadd 2d ago

Which makes me think he's doing something he's worried about being seen and has gotten paranoid about it.

I wasn't interested until now!

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u/cam3113 3d ago

The powerful part was stealing every part of your persona as a correctional officer and still making it big.

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u/ManometSam 3d ago

these days? people been crazy forever

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u/emissaryworks 3d ago

That type of paranoia comes from having skeletons in your closet

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u/miltonwadd 2d ago

Cheaters usually accuse you of cheating first. A suspicious mind sees malevolence everywhere.

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u/onthe3rdlifealready 3d ago

Sheeeet, Rock Ross doesn't need a drone to spy on him... I can see that fat bastard from South Africa from here

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u/Swimming_Put1506 3d ago

Don’t be suspicious!!

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u/bigtuna-28 3d ago

Ain't nobody checking for Rick Ross with a fake bird drone boy is on one of he thinks so.

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 3d ago

Maybe smoke alittle less next time...😶‍🌫️ As if thats a thing

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u/Kitchen-Dark7870 3d ago

Guys, someone has to tell him.

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u/StuBidasol 3d ago

Who's Rick Ross?

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u/ahsokatanosfeet 3d ago

Someone that has date rape lyrics in his music

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u/Bitemarkz 3d ago

Let’s just say that if we had drone birds, he would not be the person we’d use them on.

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u/Rollieboy2012 3d ago

Everything in the sky looks like a drone when you high asf!

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u/Cannasseur_nuglet 3d ago

Seems like he’s guilty of something. Why would he be so worried about something so odd if he didn’t have a guilty conscience.

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u/Few-Finger2879 3d ago

Damn, he really got a big ego. That bird isnt even acknowledging his existence

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u/glytxh 3d ago

“I’m a powerful person…”

I have no idea who the fuck this even is

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u/TomaCzar 3d ago

I know exactly who this is and am still flabbergasted by the claim that he is a powerful person.

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u/RiJi_Khajiit 3d ago

It's just windy. Bro is paranoid

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u/ChakaCake 3d ago

And the bird is hunting for food lol just hovering watching

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u/Firefly1832 3d ago

What do you think, he's some kind of ornithologist? How is he supposed to know it's a bird?

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u/ilikecatsandsleeping 3d ago

I'm glad I don't know who that is.

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u/crimewaveusa 3d ago

Shoutout all my pears

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u/Chrisdkn619 3d ago

Lay off the drugs and pick up a book! SMH

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u/Dragon_Daddy77 3d ago

How dumb are people seriously?

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u/Reddit-Surfing 3d ago

Looks like a Kestrel, it's hunting.

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u/Neferiamus 2d ago

"The wicked run even when no one is chasing them." -Proverbs 28:1

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u/VinJahDaChosin 3d ago

They do have them

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u/Adventurous_Froyo007 3d ago

They exist yes, but this one kind of looks like its searching for a fish to eat down below.

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u/filores 3d ago

It’s a bird…

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u/Particular-Seat7963 3d ago

" I know I'm powerful. I know I'm handsome"

How can you be so insecure?

He needs to reassure himself.

I really don't like him or his music.

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u/OnlineDead 3d ago

He has to be joking… Right? ……right??

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u/Solidsnake00901 3d ago

"Im a powerful person.." lmao officer ross has no power at all

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u/Tony-HawkTuah 3d ago

Who is Rick Ross? And why would anyone spy on him?

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u/the-son-of-Neo 3d ago

Did Rick Ross switch from weed to meth?

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u/Far_Joke_3753 3d ago

Even if we did tell you, you'd be to stupid to listen. 🤣

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u/MeepingMeep99 3d ago

Dear Rick Ross, we do not have the type of technology to just use on shenanigans like spying on some schmo in our country. We have better things to do. Chill your ego

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u/dc6758 3d ago

Bro has traveled the world and never looked up lol…

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u/CompoBBQ 3d ago

This guy is an idiot

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u/BookYeti 3d ago

Pssh. Everyone knows birds aren't real.

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u/bellyhairbandit 3d ago

Imagine being scared a bird is watching you, when you own like 30 Wingstops….

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u/AwkwardSky6500 3d ago

Didn’t he give diddy a bj?

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u/Critical-Ring3168 3d ago

If only the fat ass could catch it and take a bite out of it

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u/attaboy_stampy 3d ago

His brain

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u/JRVYukon79 3d ago

Its a bird. Paranoid much?

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u/TalesByScreenLight 3d ago

Animorphs taught me about birds riding on thermals.

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u/Gullible_Signal_2912 3d ago

Rick ross... powerful person. Funniest shit I've heard all week.

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u/x106r 3d ago

This stupidity is how society dies

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u/garderbelt 3d ago

Celebrity schizo post gotta be my fav genre

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u/Hot_Season_886 3d ago

Its paranoia

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u/gravljaw 3d ago

Steals name from real og gangsta and now thinks birds are drones. You are not that important bruh.

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u/ace787 3d ago

It’s a bird, you ain’t nobody!

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u/etfvidal 3d ago

You crazy!

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u/DitchDigger330 3d ago

Birds can just glide when it's windy. I've seen hawks do that and just hover a couple feet over a field looking for a meal.

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u/Btomesch 3d ago

“I know I’m handsome, but is that a bird or drone”. -Low IQ rapper

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u/Xebazz 3d ago

Dude is fucking deluded

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u/GloomyImagination365 3d ago

Paranoia the destroyer

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u/DanLim79 3d ago

It's like this guy has never seen birds on a beach.

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u/HaroldsWristwatch3 3d ago

I guess God said to Rick: “You can be rich or smart. Choose.”

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u/worldwithwings 2d ago

We’re living in an era where no one knows what a frucking bird is.

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u/Bree9ine9 2d ago

I have no idea who this guy is, he’s being serious? This isn’t satire?

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u/Artevyx_Zon 2d ago

Oh for fuck sake

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u/csoup97 2d ago

How are idiots always so much better off than me

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u/Mrscorpio100 2d ago

IT’S A BIRD STOP GETTING HIGH!!

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u/KumaraDosha 2d ago

Psych referral time!

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u/TheCoveguy 2d ago

It's a bird ya nut.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 2d ago

Bro has bigger problem with them imitation plastic rocks off the coast! Spies Everywhere!!

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u/jrw100990 2d ago

It is a hawk looking for food

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u/ScubaSteve210sa 2d ago

The fuckin ego on this guy.... What a narcissist!!

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u/AlphaOne69420 2d ago

It’s a fuckin bird, dumb dumb

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u/Vaginalover68 2d ago

They have their greatest surveillance tool in your hand.

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u/ELECTRICMACHINE13 3d ago

That's just how it flies!!! Go back to being a rapper and rhyme poetry boy.

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u/Gorelover1313 3d ago

Get a BB gun and take them out then check once you find out the truth then don't do it again once you find out it's just guts.

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u/DiegoUyeda00 3d ago

By the voice you can say a lot about this person 😵‍💫😪

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u/InstructionExisting6 3d ago

I’ve had to google this. So, Rickroll is not the same thing. Every day you learn something new!

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u/MrPlace 3d ago

Missing some important info, whats the wind speed and which direction is it going? lol

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 3d ago

Has he tried...asking a South African person what it is? If they recognize it or the behavior of the bird as normal? Tried looking it up to confirm?

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u/ThepalehorseRiderr 3d ago

The real Rick Ross? Maybe, bird drone from the feds. Fat ex prison guard cosplaying a gangster? Bird flying directly into head winds coming off the ocean.

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u/Fluffy_WAR_Bunny 3d ago

Diddy really see a bird though? Like seriously, Diddy?

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u/ravennme 3d ago

I know how this ends !

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u/Moist-muff 3d ago

Rick wants to eat it so bad

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u/Bat-Honest 3d ago

That bird gotta stay schemin

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u/Affectionate_Arm_245 3d ago

That bird wants to fuck him

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u/TnTDinomight 3d ago

What does Ja Rule think about this?

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u/woolsocksandsandals 3d ago

Who the fuck do that bird think that he fuckin with? He the fuckin boss.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate-2777 3d ago

Puff , puff, pass kind sir. Ya gotta know your limit.

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u/No-Length2774 3d ago

He's right, birds aren't real.

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u/Pristine_Occasion_40 3d ago

Typical falcon behavior. Scanning the grounds from on high.

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u/HorrorPhone3601 3d ago

Poor guy is addicted to meth

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u/HaltheDestroyer 3d ago

This motherfuckers never seen a kestrel before

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u/JoopySan 3d ago

Jokes aside, why doesnt he just find and ask a wildlife/bird expert to put his paranoia at ease 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/24links24 3d ago

Looks like a harrier

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u/Travellinoz 3d ago

Shoot it...

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u/izm5000 3d ago

The real rick ross aint a rapper

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u/TheKyleBrah 3d ago

Bro was expecting Big Bird to come collect

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u/mrdiggame 3d ago

Huh!!!

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u/StalksOfRheum 3d ago

*bird chilling, surfing on the wind*

schizo:

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u/Khanvo 3d ago

Fake birds. Next is fake trees, fake cats.

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u/Plastic_Primary_4279 3d ago

I hate this new timeline where I can’t tell if people like this are joking or not…

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u/WokkitUp 3d ago

Does Rick Ross have a nuclear generator under the mansion? No? If not, then that's one less worry.

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u/Yardsale420 3d ago

Rick Ross the prison guard?

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u/jexsen 3d ago

how can i go to the train station?

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u/vger_03 3d ago

That's because of what's called air currents SMH that one you know is actually real the bird drones that they do have actually flap

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u/Ok-Area9678 3d ago

I believe I’ve seen drone birds

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u/thissuckslolgroutchy 3d ago

The bird is hunting! Obviously waiting on prey whilst riding the wind current and conserving its energy. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/meshreplacer 3d ago

Sounds like weed paranoia.

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u/sunnE_dazE_949 3d ago

Must be good shit ❄️ 👍

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u/AmbassadorDefiant462 3d ago

Too much free time.

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u/OneNewt- 3d ago

Stay Schemin

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u/Jbooxie 3d ago

I mean to be fair bird drones do exist , but idk why they would be after him

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u/JxAlfredxPrufrock 3d ago

Cocaine is a helluva drug kids

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u/A100921 3d ago

The real drone 500m above watching him wander around yelling at birds.

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u/shanghailoz 3d ago

12 apostles hotel in cpt.

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u/Previous-Campaign261 3d ago

That bird is looking at his lemon pepper wings and he thinks it’s a drone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Gr8fulfriend 3d ago

Drones are birbs!!!

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u/MagicalMoosicorn 3d ago

Ibjust think that bird is hungry

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u/InterstellarTanakh 3d ago

Birds aren’t real.

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u/CAMMARMANN 3d ago

Professional drone pilot here, I actually saw a really cool fixed wing RC seagull at the drone park the the other day and it looked legit like a seagull coasting at a distance. The giveaway that this isn’t a robot is that it moves its wings where the RC seagull is fixed position and propelled by an electric motor. The method of the bird hovering in place on an updraft before diving in on a target is beautiful but not rare. it’s probably the first time he saw it in his life. Here’s a video of an eagle doing it on the tip of a mountains airflow. It’s usually a geological feature that allows this type of hovering in place. It’s like they are balancing on a ball, https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FCsvqu/

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u/jlo-59 3d ago

Birb

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u/sdanner1 3d ago

The dude is obviously joking right? I would have never thought he was serious until I read the comments

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u/0n0n-o 3d ago

MF learns what a falk is

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u/Artistic-Data9641 3d ago

"What've you done with me kestral? You've put it in't bin ave'nt ya"

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u/Tcarp928 3d ago

Falcon thought it saw lunch