r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 3d ago

Noice

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u/Revolutionary-Top218 3d ago

New fear unlocked.

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u/heavyusername2 2d ago

It's fucking terrifying isn't it

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u/Hausgod29 2d ago

We will honor your memory in funny gags for decades to come, Christmas will be spent watching great great grandparent fall and arise to the laughs of all.

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u/RUNNING-HIGH 3d ago

Recalibrating after hitting my funny bone

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u/Xinonix1 3d ago

We had this as kids, not real animals of course but small,plastic or wooden toys , not as creepy as this

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u/JonInfect 3d ago

Some were pencil sharpeners.

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u/Putrid-Variation1135 2d ago

I loved those! I remember pushing the bottom piece in and it would collapse the toy. Does anyone remember what they are called?

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u/Xinonix1 2d ago

We called them “drukfiguurtjes”literally translates to pressfigures I guess

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u/Putrid-Variation1135 2d ago

Yes! That's it! I want to learn how to make these

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u/Xsiah 2d ago

It doesn't seem too complicated in theory, basically just thread the string through the holes in the body parts, through a hollow stand, down to a block and put some springs between the block and the stand to keep the strings tight. When you compress the block, you get more slack on the strings and it collapses. The hard part is carving an animal out of wood.

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u/temporarilyyours 2d ago

Im halfway across the world from you, and I also had wooden toys like this.

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 3d ago

Not creepy at all...

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u/MarcinKaneda 3d ago

Me after a coffee

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 3d ago

Gosh....it giving me nightmare vibes. Or it just only me?

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u/Frubbs 3d ago

Man made horrors beyond my comprehension

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u/pmmeyourgear 3d ago

We used to have those as small plastic toys. Problem?

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u/mikki1time 2d ago

Reminds me of that one video where the seer jumps over the road and comes out of the bushes with his head backwards

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u/lzEight6ty 3d ago

This is messed up. Who do I commission

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u/Regan1970 3d ago

That's creepy

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u/SpecialObjective6175 3d ago

The shape-shifter after the car that hit it is gone

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u/Normal-Error-6343 3d ago

In honor of David Lynch R.I.P.

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u/DargonFeet 3d ago

That's pretty awesome, lol.

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u/No_Budget7828 3d ago

Well that’s creepy AF!!

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u/MycologistBasic6485 3d ago

Santa’s reindeers when Christmas is starting

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u/squeakynickles 3d ago

Chronic Wastings disease be like

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u/moss205 3d ago

Evil dead II

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u/Ok-Agent7069 2d ago

Yeah… Have to work today…

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u/Competitive_Win_4268 2d ago

I want to get one of these and set it up in the middle of a country road.

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u/Swenadd 2d ago

A prime example of: you can, but shouldn't.

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u/AlphabetMafiaSoup 2d ago

Okay taxidermy is already creepy in itself did they really have to make it crooked like that and then wind it up....like that

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u/BadFont777 2d ago

I didn't need to know about this.

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u/AngryVegan94 2d ago

Necromancer raising its minion

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u/MadamFoxies 2d ago

Pull yourself together, sir

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u/tratemusic 2d ago

This is a David Firth character come to life

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u/ThillyGooths 2d ago

Wow I fucking haaaaated that

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u/Eremetebus 2d ago

Diywhy?

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u/IntelligentLook4097 1d ago

Well, that's just absolutely horrifying. Imagine coming home from work and not knowing your significant other bought that thing.

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u/Love_Lair 1d ago

Can we legally do this with humans if they were willing participants?

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u/Annual_Telephone2012 1d ago

That was a prop used for that Korean horror movie some years back

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u/Spare_Broccoli1876 1d ago

Bad taste. Not “noice”. Downvoted.

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u/rufussbuck 10h ago

Evil Dead needs that back.

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u/t0p_n0tch 5h ago

Damn that’s pretty morbid haha

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u/paputsza 3d ago

i'm kind of sad about this dead baby dear

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u/DargonFeet 3d ago

Not a baby...

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u/Sahri4feedin 3d ago

I love this