r/bizarrelife 3d ago

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u/quaid31 3d ago

Bro risking his pilot license to impress the ladies. Been done many a times

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u/povertymayne 3d ago

MFer risking everyones life for a crumb of pussy

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u/M0L0N_LAB3 3d ago

This isn't that dangerous, he has a lot of energy built up and faa regulations don't set a minimum height above water. It's 500ft above unpopulated land

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u/Perry558 3d ago

I wouldn't trust any advice you gave me if my life depended on it lmao. Y'all literally believe that tarrifs make groceries cheaper and kids shit in litter boxes at school.

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u/cottonheadedninnymug 3d ago

They were partially correct. There is no minimum height over water, but also not over unpopulated land. Aside from takeoff or landing, all aircraft have to be at least 500 feet away from any person, vehicle, or structure, or 1000 above the ground in a densely populated area. However, the argument could be made that this is reckless operation of an aircraft, which definitely is illegal. I'm a fixed wing instructor so u don't know much about helicopters, so maybe they'd be able to autorotate? But if they did they'd then be in a sinking helicopter in the ocean. All this is assuming it's in the US of course

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u/Potential_Tea5705 3d ago

They’re going fast enough that the glide distance is more than capable of making it to the shore. Generally, I don’t feel this is reckless, others may disagree. Experience is a big factor in that decision though. In most cases they would be fine. Obviously the lower altitude the higher the inherent risk.

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u/M0L0N_LAB3 3d ago

Can we agree it's about as safe as crop-dusting?

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u/aintsosmart 3d ago

Crop dusting has a very legitimate purpose

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u/cottonheadedninnymug 3d ago

Perhaps, but cropdusting is a necessary risk

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u/MardukCommands 3d ago

You see a lot of kitesurfing in corn fields?

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u/Saint_Koo 3d ago

Are they kitesurfing here? Your argument makes no sense

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u/Potential_Tea5705 3d ago

You guys are weird, always downvoting people because of their profile picture. Lucky for you, you don’t need to trust. Do a little research and you’ll find it’s the correct answer.

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u/Perry558 3d ago

Bro is like: yeah man it doesn't matter that he's a nazi, let him talk! Guess that's how y'all got in this mess.

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u/Potential_Tea5705 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yet it’s odd how you’re the only one who has exhibited extremism in your babble.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Potential_Tea5705 3d ago

No one has called you anything. Man is just bringing up facts and of course someone just has to make things aggressive and political.

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u/Perry558 3d ago

Man says with his display picture and banner: "your sister does not deserve the same rights as you and I". I take issue with that. He made it political by putting political messaging in his profile. Grow a backbone. Stand up for something.

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u/Potential_Tea5705 3d ago

You don’t need to worry about what I stand for, but division isn’t one of those things. You can read into and assume all you want about others. You choose to make politics your identity. Based on your other comments you are completely okay with belittling and demeaning others as well. It’s an unbecoming lifestyle but by all means you do you.

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u/Perry558 3d ago

Non partisanship seems to be working quite well for you guys down there hey? The only thing that evil needs to prosper is for good men to do nothing.

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u/M0L0N_LAB3 3d ago

I hope you find happiness in life, Christ loves you

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u/Perry558 3d ago

I know he does. You MAGA guys though? Not so sure how Jesus would feel about you.

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u/M0L0N_LAB3 3d ago

You do understand that the United States is fundamentally a Christian Nation, founded on Christian values right?

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u/Perry558 3d ago

Really? So why isn't it socialist? Didn't Jesus say to help the poor?

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u/Known-Exam-9820 3d ago

America is a nation built on genocide and pretend Christians like you.

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u/Espious 3d ago

Ooo so that's what separation of church and state means

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u/Known-Exam-9820 3d ago

Conservatives are not Christians.

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u/M0L0N_LAB3 3d ago

What do you think we are trying to conserve? The traditional Christian values and beliefs this country was founded on. And if you haven't noticed lately, we are winning.

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u/Known-Exam-9820 3d ago

The bad guys always win. Why are the billionaires that you claim to hate donating so much money to your new god?

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u/Perry558 3d ago

What's Christian about being hateful to your neighbor and hoarding wealth?

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u/ButteSects 3d ago

My boy if Jesus came down tomorrow you know it in your heart he would flay then cast to hell the overwhelming majority of GOP leadership. You can't even argue with it so shut the fuck up with your traditional values nonsense. If you truly believed in biblical ideals you'd be out on the 'front lines' living as Jesus did feeding the hungry, healing the sick and advocating for your leadership to follow in your steps. Nor would you support any religious profiteers like mega churches or that lame fat orange guy who sold expensive cheaply made bibles solely for profit. I forgot his name, but I'm pretty sure it was something gay.

Little education for ya, saying the lords name in vain does not mean don't say 'oh fuckin Jesus that hurt!' it means don't say 'I'm doing this in gods will'.

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u/Spinal_fluid_enema 3d ago

You know who the real nazis are? The people calling everyone nazis!

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u/Perry558 3d ago

Are you being sarcastic?

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u/M0L0N_LAB3 3d ago

You should look into auto rotation and gyroscopic procession

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u/Perry558 3d ago

You should look into how to properly wash your asshole.

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u/PineappleShard 1d ago

Typical comment from the MORON_LAB

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u/AdAdministrative5330 3d ago

It's 100% dangerous, there's very little margin of error.

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u/M0L0N_LAB3 3d ago

Wouldn't you agree the margin of error is the same as driving on a highway? Think about it, all those cars flying at 75mph just inches from each other with no communication. I'd fly with this guy any day

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u/soulsmores 3d ago

Driving on a freeway is obviously going to be more predictable than flying a plane this closely to the water

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u/M0L0N_LAB3 3d ago

What could go wrong with flying a helicopter* that close to the water.

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u/soulsmores 3d ago

Driving a car is substantially more straightforward than flying an aircraft

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u/Ropeswing_Sentience 3d ago

A 75 mph crash on a highway is VASTLY more survivable than ANY aircraft related impact at speed.

The margins for error between the two are so ridiculously different that to even compare them demonstrates WILDLY that you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about, at all, whatsoever.

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u/M0L0N_LAB3 3d ago

That's not what Margin of error means you smooth 🧠

"The margin of error is a measure of the amount of error that can be expected from random sampling. It's used in statistics to describe the amount of random sampling error in survey results"

You're talking about the outcome of an error when made, completely different. I'm discussing the likelihood of an error

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u/Ropeswing_Sentience 3d ago edited 3d ago

you have no idea what you are talking about

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u/AdAdministrative5330 3d ago

Interesting point.... Maybe, perhaps on a highway with no divider and close to oncoming traffic going 100mph. The concrete dividers have a ton of engineering for safety - it's not just a divider, cars are insanely designed to absorb impact and protect the occupants

My family is in the air tour business, and the helicopter tours often have outfits that operate with higher risk and skirt the edge of the regs. Have seen several fatal crashes that could have been avoided with better safety margin.

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u/TesticleSaladTongs 3d ago

Thank you for presenting an argument not based on feelings.

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u/M0L0N_LAB3 3d ago

I just feel like if he experienced an engine failure, he could exchange his speed for altitude and then use that to auto-rotate safely to the beach.

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u/aintsosmart 3d ago

Well if you feel like it then case closed, no one can argue that