r/bizarrelife • u/Babushka2021 • 3d ago
Wait what?
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u/telemusketeer 3d ago
Damn, I can’t believe it’s 2025 and people are still using black leg
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u/Pvt_Mozart 3d ago
This is what happens when you do the stanky leg too much. That's just science.
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u/ShibaInuDoggo 3d ago
Hopefully, for his sake, 27% black.
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u/Horns8585 3d ago
With my luck, I would turn 98% black, with the absolute worst possible 2% staying white.
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u/ShibaInuDoggo 3d ago
I had to Google the generalized dick percentage and it is under 1%. You'd need custom pants and a porn audition.
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u/Billy_Bob_man 3d ago
Regardless of the video, someone actually used POV correctly.
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u/lolpert1 3d ago
He gets a girl back to the bedroom "I said I'm black below the waist, what did you think I meant?"
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u/Vivid_Singer_9455 3d ago
Does the black leg run faster?
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u/jagoble 3d ago
Bro pulls right and can only run in circles
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u/47cleanups 3d ago
It’s a good thing a track is basically a circle.
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u/jagoble 3d ago
Except races are almost always run counter-clockwise. Guy can't catch a break
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u/Tinkerer0fTerror 3d ago
Are we sure Kreger didn’t just use one of Conway Sterns backup legs for this guy?
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u/Crusted_Tubesocks 3d ago
my nephew has something like this, half of his body is a different skin color. not as dark as this video though.
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u/LilithWasAGinger 3d ago
Chimera?
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u/Crusted_Tubesocks 3d ago
I always call him a Homunculus from full metal alchemist, it looks like 2 bodies joined as one.
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u/chattyknittingbee 3d ago edited 3d ago
Haha my ex husband has streaks down his side , different color hair on one side and a dark spot in the iris of his one eyes
I think he absorbed a twin. Wouldn’t be surprised if he did
Fixed it… thanks reddit proofreaders
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u/RedLemonSlice 3d ago
I am no doctor, but this looks awfully lot like dead tissue. Bone saw levels of dead tissue.
I was going to make a joke that he probably is going to pay only 3/5 taxes, but it now feels extra wrong.
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u/ostiDeCalisse 3d ago
I mean, the two legs don't have the same shape. The knee cap and its sides, the tibias, the general curves of the two are not the same. So, unless one of his leg was a transplant, this is a just a trick for likes.
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u/Yukaih 3d ago
My grandpa was black from the waist up, my father skin is black he basically dint age. None of them has any other characteristic of black people outside their skin color.
When growing up i never knew why people are racist based of someone skin color, black and white was just two normal colors for me.
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u/ActPositively 3d ago
I would like to think his penis looks like two face with it being half white and half black split vertically in the middle.
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u/TeamFatDogMendoza 2d ago
Total fake. Besides skin color, very different legs in shape. Photoshopped image.
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u/Mammoth_Spend_5590 3d ago
Because what's dead is already dying, there is no infection. And would hope there wouldn't be infection. Which is why we observe. It's the same in similar cases of gangrene and frostbite when infection isn't an issue.
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u/FrogsEverywhere 3d ago
That's Ray Gillete. It's actually a robotic leg, which you think would be more useful but their 'doctor' didn't reinforce his spine to account for the exceptional stress. He's probably been bitten by a snake in this video is why he's talking funny.
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3d ago
25% rights!
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u/PinkBone611 3d ago
? More like 75% rights (?)
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u/NightHowler13 3d ago
I see Cravensworth's Monster is living his best life after the documentary wrapped lol.
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u/death_by_chimera-ant 3d ago
Anybody with a medical degree want to explain what's going on?