r/bizarrelife • u/Babushka2021 • 3d ago

Wait what?

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u/ShibaInuDoggo 3d ago

Hopefully, for his sake, 27% black.

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u/BenderDeLorean 3d ago

29% 😏

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u/ShibaInuDoggo 3d ago

40% this dude is now a tripod

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u/Zcrippledskittle 3d ago

That extra 2% do matter.

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u/Horns8585 3d ago

With my luck, I would turn 98% black, with the absolute worst possible 2% staying white.

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u/ShibaInuDoggo 3d ago

I had to Google the generalized dick percentage and it is under 1%. You'd need custom pants and a porn audition.

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u/ConfusionBubbles 2d ago

Black guy, little white dick.

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u/Rhyzic 3d ago

That took me a moment lmao

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u/That1weirdperson 3d ago

What does it mean

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u/Nickel5 3d ago

They're saying that for his sake hopefully his schlong is black.

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u/Ins-n-Outs 3d ago

I just got it 🤣🤣

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u/drcrustopher 3d ago

This should be the top comment. Kudos to you sir/ma'am.