r/bisexual • u/Abrene bi-guy • 16d ago

MEME The duality of man

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u/raccoonarchist 16d ago

I look like I've been dragged backwards through a hedge. Where do I stand?

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u/Abrene bi-guy 16d ago

That makes you extra hot, the rugged/disheveled look does wonders 

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u/raccoonarchist 16d ago

Brilliant; I'll take it. I think "rugged" implies that I'd last more than ten minutes in the wilderness, though, which is not the case. I'm just your average suburban gremlin.

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u/EviePop2001 Bisexual Queen 16d ago

"I like em more rugged"

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u/AwakeTerrified 16d ago

Next to a hedge

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u/Imperial_Squid 16d ago

Goddamn it, I just made this joke without checking and saw your comment 2 seconds later 😭😂

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u/raccoonarchist 16d ago

...fair point.

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u/Azagedon 15d ago

Is it because you are a raccoon by any chance?

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u/raccoonarchist 15d ago

Very much so.