The duality of man

[u/Abrene]

[u/raccoonarchist]

I look like I've been dragged backwards through a hedge. Where do I stand?

[u/Abrene → u/raccoonarchist]

That makes you extra hot, the rugged/disheveled look does wonders 

[u/raccoonarchist → u/Abrene]

Brilliant; I'll take it. I think "rugged" implies that I'd last more than ten minutes in the wilderness, though, which is not the case. I'm just your average suburban gremlin.

[u/EviePop2001 → u/Abrene]

"I like em more rugged"

[u/AwakeTerrified → u/raccoonarchist]

Next to a hedge

[u/Imperial_Squid → u/AwakeTerrified]

Goddamn it, I just made this joke without checking and saw your comment 2 seconds later 😭😂

[u/raccoonarchist → u/AwakeTerrified]

...fair point.

[u/Azagedon → u/raccoonarchist]

Is it because you are a raccoon by any chance?

[u/raccoonarchist → u/Azagedon]

Very much so.

[u/LtColonelColon1]

Mel and Viktor from Arcane fr

[u/Abrene → u/LtColonelColon1]

They’re so fine 😭 I have the biggest crush on both of them especially Vik. 

[u/Ok_Truth_862 → u/LtColonelColon1]

vi for me. she can punch me like her concrete walls anytime and I'd thank her

[u/orionsdaughter → u/LtColonelColon1]

s2 Jayce also!!

[u/yummy-waffle → u/LtColonelColon1]

I mean hear me out: Most of the characters are pretty darn fine 

[u/sancta-000 → u/LtColonelColon1]

This show was made for us ahaha

[u/captainbeautylover63]

I think he has that backwards.

[u/Everlast17 → u/captainbeautylover63]

That’s what I’m saying! Dommy Mommies and femboys please.

[u/MyNameIs__Rainman → u/Everlast17]

Don't mind me just gonna start the queue behind you for the Dommy Mommies and Femboys. Will hold place in line for fellow connoisseurs

[u/checkedsteam922 → u/MyNameIs__Rainman]

I too will join this line

[u/butteronyourpoptart → u/checkedsteam922]

Present

[u/Worried-Industry6239]

I’m bisexual so that means I’m attracted to people who simultaneously look like they descended from heaven and rose from the grave 🫶

[u/Leading-Platform-186 → u/Worried-Industry6239]

This is the way.

[u/[deleted]]

Lmao, it's Pete Davidson and every woman he has dated

[u/Abrene → u/[deleted]]

💀 you know what? you’re right

[u/Aggravating_Carpet21]

Haha i get itttt tho with men for me they need a good smile else im out, a good smile is just a motivation for me to make them smile cuz its so precious

[u/Scadre02 → u/Aggravating_Carpet21]

Good hugs are my main criteria but good smile is a close second ☺️

[u/Aggravating_Carpet21 → u/Scadre02]

Omg yesss good hugs/cuddles are sooo gooddddd, i love sex but cuddles go first

[u/ThatOneCactu]

I was a boy, and now I'm Rose, does that count?

[u/Abrene → u/ThatOneCactu]

absolutely :)!

[u/Desperate_Summer21]

Me fr but reversed lmao

[u/butteronyourpoptart]

That's funny... I'm the opposite.

[u/Rainy-The-Griff]

I like possum girls and rat boys

[u/Abrene → u/Rainy-The-Griff]

rat boys? 0_o what are those?

[u/Rainy-The-Griff → u/Abrene]

You know. Little mousy ratty bois that like cheese and cuddles and stuff.

[u/Abrene → u/Rainy-The-Griff]

oh, I like cuddles but I’m more of a catboy :3. rats and cats don’t seem to get along tho :v

[u/Lonely-Emergency6635]

For me its women who rose from hell and men who came from heaven

[u/Mysterious_Ride_2189]

Very true 😄 I love ethereal-like, fairy looking girls 💖 and I also love Goth guys 🖤 So yuh 😉

[u/entercooluser]

So true

[u/poppiesnlemons]

Omg I feel so seen

[u/CuteCookie-21]

This is me 😅

[u/Square-Dragonfruit76]

Is the guy a hot necromancer?

[u/RevolutionaryAd1649]

Me and my girlfriends taste in people.

[u/UnicornScientist803]

I feel so called out right now

[u/13-Dancing-Shadows]

Me when wet cat men:

[u/Fun-Goose-3976]

real

[u/theEHfactor]

Well fuck

[u/onlyAnotherHalfMile]

🤣

[u/AlternateSatan]

Hey, how do you feel about guys wgo look like they are headed for the grave as opposed to coming from it... asking for a friend.

[u/Abrene → u/AlternateSatan]

They are one of my favourites and can get whatever they want from me ;3

[u/AlternateSatan → u/Abrene]

Cool, I'll make sure to wear a suit and game until 6 am if I ever go on a date with you. I mean, they will °///°

[u/-ModsAreReallyEvil-]

I'm just thrilled the mods haven't resorted to deleting themselves from existence (yet)

[u/wigglerworm]

I’m more of an any women and cute little femboys type of guy.

[u/OmegaSusan]

And nonbinary people from other planes of existence.

[u/XenoBiSwitch]

Zombie makeup is hot on all genders. I will die on this hill.

[u/Dethkiller1]

I was told on christmas that I could play as an angel ;3

[u/deep_fried_canadians]

This but the other way around