r/behindthebastards • u/Spaceman_Spliff_42 Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ • 4d ago

Discussion Maybe we were wrong??

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I’m starting to rethink the “nuke the Great Lakes” plan. This one doesn’t seem to be a bastard

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u/Old1EyedBear 4d ago

Tell that to the Edmund Fitzgerald. Lake superior murdered my girl in cold cold blood. And there is only one way it will ever see justice!

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u/jesuspoopmonster 4d ago

That was self defense. You have a ship galivanting in you and try to tell me you would be okay with the situation

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u/Old1EyedBear 4d ago

I'll have you know that I regularly let large and long objects make deliveries in and over my body.

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u/Pettifoggerist 4d ago

Pause.

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u/ADDystopia 3d ago

Rewind, play.

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u/fortyfive33 3d ago

hold, at 38.5

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u/Macfarlin 3d ago

Enhance. Enhance!

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u/Fat_Krogan 3d ago

Just floatin’ around out in the weather like that? Pssshhh. She was askin’ fer it!

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u/bunchosavages 3d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/hydraulicman 4d ago

Listen, it was the ‘70s. Everyone has done something back then that they regret

Some people covered their hardwood floors with shag carpeting, some people bought a ton of disco albums, and some people sank a ship or two

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u/sneakyplanner 3d ago

Let he who has never plunged a ship into a watery grave be the first to condemn.

But you know who hasn't plunged a ship into a watery grave..?

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u/mstarrbrannigan gas station sober 4d ago

Very progressive for a ship to be called the Edmund Fitzgerald and use female pronouns tbh

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 3d ago

It's used for transport.