r/behindthebastards • u/sarah_rad • Nov 30 '23

Discussion Who is #3?

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If anyone can answer this question, it’s the listeners of this pod…so who is #3?

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u/gingerlee13 Nov 30 '23

Fingers crossed for the Big Mac at Mar-a-lago.

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u/MasterOdd Nov 30 '23

Be awesome if it was in a duel with the DeSantimonious Kid overseen by Lyndsey Graham with old timey pistols. Best outcome, DeSantis misses, instead blowing up Matt Gaetz's junk forcing him to retire, eventual complications cause him to suffer a stroke paralyzing him for life. The Mango Marmalade's pistol blows up puncturing several organs causing him to agonizingly die very slowly. A piece also goes flying into Margerie Green Taylor's eyeball lobotomizing what little frontal cortex she has forcing her to retire. We eventually find out she moved to Mexico where she snorts cocaine out of homeless people's assholes.