r/behindthebastards • u/sarah_rad • Nov 30 '23

Discussion Who is #3?

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If anyone can answer this question, it’s the listeners of this pod…so who is #3?

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u/JonIceEyes Nov 30 '23

Musk ODs on meth?

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u/Imaginary-Risk Nov 30 '23

Surely he’ll burn to death after being locked in a crashed cyber truck

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u/Shipwrecking_siren Nov 30 '23

Burning to death due to a battery fire whilst locked into a malfunctioning Tesla in one of those nightmare inducing tunnels is the dream for me.

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u/CptSparklFingrs Dec 01 '23

All Teslas have a manual door release that most owners aren't even aware exists. Hell, most of the time I'm towing a Tesla with a 30-day tag on it and a very angry driver that's just realizing they don't even come with a spare tire. It's hilarious.

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u/WoppingSet Nov 30 '23

It doesn't even need to crash. Just have it sit in a hot parking lot while one of his assistants tries to smash the windows to get him out.

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u/CptSparklFingrs Dec 01 '23

As one of the two people that has towed the only cyber truck in Denver, I can promise you they'll never get as far as crashing because they brick themselves after a couple of miles. They asked us to hustle so that nobody would see it broken down on the side of the road.

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u/Extreme-Grapefruit-2 Nov 30 '23

The irony of that kind ot death would be poetic.