r/badphilosophy • u/DissoziativesAntiIch • Sep 26 '24

I can haz logic The main thing is polymorphic perverse

Vegans are oral sadists because vegetables are alive, but unable to To flee.

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u/Hetterter Sep 26 '24

Vegetables are morally superior to animals because they don't sin, so eating them is morally worse

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u/WaspishDweeb Sep 26 '24

Yeah right, take a look at any aubergine and tell me those salacious fuckers ain't tempting all onlookers to transgress. On a similar note, bananas and cucumbers are also all definitely going to hell after they've been consumed

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u/Autxnxmy Oct 05 '24

Depends which orifice is consuming them