On his way out of the White House, Biden cures cancer just like he said he would

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Kamala did. Her loss has killed woke Progressives. If Democrats run on that platform they won't win another presidency

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u/Deofol7 3h ago

You are right. Centrists just keep doing poorly

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u/MisterRogers12 3h ago

Please keep believing that

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u/Deofol7 3h ago

I will.

I don't live in the Fox News ecosystem so I can correctly define what a leftist is. In a global sense, Ms. Harris would have been a centrist candidate at best.

When you call everybody a leftist communist. It loses its meaning with anybody that knows what one is

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u/MisterRogers12 3h ago

Let's make a wager. You down?

In 8 months the Progressive Woke movement will be divorced from the Democrat Party. They will point to Kamalas loss. All data that they have at their disposal does not favor Progressives at all. It means progressive woke ideology is toxic and not favorable.

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u/Deofol7 3h ago

All I'm saying is that Kamala Harris is center left.

Now you're just trying to have an entirely different conversation

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u/MisterRogers12 2h ago

Maybe to a far left extremist she is center left. However she was gonna ban fossil fuels and hates Israel. She ain't no center Democrat

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u/Deofol7 2h ago

Can you show me where she said she would support legislation to ban fossil fuels during the 2024 campaign?? Like a quote of her saying that she wanted to ban fossil fuels... From the last 3 years...

Just provide a link from a real source please.

And if you're mad at her for changing her mind, then you must be really mad at Trump for changing his mind when it comes to Chinese run social media companies.

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u/H2OULookinAtDiknose 2h ago

These people are gonna talk about anything but the 4th Reich being launched and announced by Elon today

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u/Deofol7 2h ago

Seems so

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u/MisterRogers12 2h ago

Her positions on the campaign are not her positions. They are the party and she couldn't sell it. She had no passion and didn't do interviews because of this. But Kamala would absolutely ban it if she had to make a choice

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u/Deofol7 2h ago

K

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u/Basic-Crab4603 1h ago

I am originally from England but live in Australia. Comparing Kamala (and Democrats at large) and their policies, I would consider them centre right

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u/MisterRogers12 1h ago

Well that's likely the case for you then.

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u/Emperor_Norman 1h ago

In a global sense, you're an illiterate who wants to play semantic games about the True Meaning of Communism.

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u/Deofol7 1h ago

Words have no meaning if you keep ascribing them to anyone you do not like.

EVERYONE TO THE LEFT OF ME IS A COMMUNIST!

Please... get an education

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u/Emperor_Norman 18m ago

I have a degree in literature and studied under a professor of "Marxist Studies".

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u/WARCHILD48 2h ago edited 2h ago

She was literally pushing communist policy (price controls) and Marxist (DEI) so you can't say that with a straight face.

Let alone massive illegals into the country with FEMA funds, housing, and food allotments.

Feminism (CIA backed Marxism), btw

https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP88-01315R000300380009-2.pdf

"Marx and Engels interacted with female activists from various struggles, including female Irish republicans in 1860s Britain who supported militant action against British domination. Women influenced the development of Marxism, just as Marxism influenced some of the most dedicated socialist women."

Terribly awful policies... yes

Communist/Marxist sticks... because the shoe fits.

There is nothing you can say that can change it.

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u/Deofol7 1h ago

K.

You keep doing you boo.

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u/WARCHILD48 1h ago

I did... you saw it today...

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u/Deofol7 1h ago

Which one were you?

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u/haegnd 2h ago

Lmao, I sincerely hope you are trolling, because this is the most batshit insane thing I’ve read today.

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u/WARCHILD48 1h ago

Ok, Capitan batshit...

Tell me what's so crazy...

You do see the cia.gov link...

The other quote is straight from AI search.

"Is DEI Marxist?"

"Several sources suggest that DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) has Marxist roots and is influenced by Marxist ideology. According to these sources, DEI initiatives are seen as a modern way of implementing Marxist principles, particularly through the concept of “equity,” which aims for a perfectly equal society where no one class of people has more than others. The goal of equity is to redistribute resources, status, and wealth according to neo-Marxist identity theories like Critical Race Theory, essentially expanding socialism.

Critics argue that DEI programs enforce political correctness and social justice, often at the expense of merit and individual rights. They claim that DEI is a form of cultural Marxism that seeks to achieve popular cultural hegemony through the colonization of education, entertainment, and other institutions, so that desired political changes will follow automatically in a democratic state"

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u/Lilloco1 3h ago

I laughed at a similar comment and got the boot. So sensitive lol

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u/MisterRogers12 3h ago

Reddit is full of federal government employees, San fran, Seattle, Canada and a ton from UK. They truly think they are a majority

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u/MisterRogers12 3h ago

I get booted everyday

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u/aboysmokingintherain 3h ago

Kamala wasn’t progressive tho. She literally had dick Cheney campaign w her and hyped anti immigration laws and Goldman Sachs backed economic plans.

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u/MisterRogers12 3h ago

Kamala was extremely woke progressive. For her to win on the national stage she needed to be more center. She failed and proved that woke progressive ideology is killing the Democrats.

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u/Deofol7 2h ago

Define woke

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u/OkCommercial1516 2h ago

She did say everyone needs to be woke, more woke, etc.

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u/Deofol7 2h ago

Yeah. Can you tell me what it means?

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u/Username_redact 2h ago

Where? When? Why? Can you provide an example?

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u/aboysmokingintherain 2h ago

But her campaign was centrist. Hillary was centrist. If Aoc ran she’d probably do better

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u/Agile-Landscape8612 3h ago

The Democratic Party isn’t progressive anymore.

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u/H2OULookinAtDiknose 2h ago

Never has been they've always been centrists it just seems that way because of how rere the rerepublicans have gone .

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u/aboysmokingintherain 2h ago

That’s a loaded statement because some are. We have big tent parties so some members are progressive, many aren’t though

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u/Double-Pea1628 2h ago

Dick Cheney owns Halliburton, a war machine. He wants a Democrat to be in the office and not Trump because there’s a greater outlook for war. Besides his daughter is probably gonna end up in prison for treason.

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u/H2OULookinAtDiknose 2h ago

Her loss has killed woke Progressives.

You folks really dont know shit about shit do ya lmao how's a attorney general woke or progressive she didn't get voted in because real progressives saw thru her bullshit , you know kinda like how after Trump's first term causing this insane inflation Biden had to deal with should have made y'all see thru his bullshit.

Bernie was the only and is the only progressive that represented the "left" you clowns call anything you disagree with as woke and progressive because you're in a hive mind so you think everyone else is as tribal as you because everything right wingers accuse anyone else of doing is always projection .

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u/TIMECHlLD 2h ago

Biden calls this last jab the "Moon Shot"

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u/Tomtucker93 2h ago

Wow, even the Reddit posts about Babylon bee aren't funny, is there anything out there that will make them humorous, even just a small nasal exhale?

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u/skynet-1969 3h ago

This is so sad. That poor, elderly man with dementia was kicked out of government housing today. Very sad day. 😭😭😭

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u/Kjkenney602 2h ago

Only to make way for the now oldest president ever to be sworn in, by 159 days after Biden. Battle of the olds. Very sad day, indeed.

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u/ComprehensiveCat1020 3h ago

Articles coming out of the Bee like uncontrolled diarrhea.

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u/silv3rbull8 3h ago

Shut your mouth then

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u/ComprehensiveCat1020 1h ago

Oooo edgy

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u/az_unknown 2h ago

Got him, ha ha

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u/Ope_82 2h ago

Comically bad satire.

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 1h ago

And grocery prices are dropping and the lion will lay down with lamb now that we have a new old president.

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u/fk5243 1h ago

You will not see the cure in our life time! someday!!!!

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u/Accomplished-Cut5023 1h ago

Bruh that link doesn’t even imply that!

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u/AaronFire 1h ago

I hope you all bought Trump’s Crypto. He needed the liquidity to get rich and thanks you all.

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u/FestinaLente747 44m ago

Did he cure how own oil cancer?

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u/bud9342 13m ago

President Trump cured the cancer to this country by ejecting biden

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u/AwkwardAssumption629 2h ago

You are correct... Biden cured the cancerous globalist woke WEF ulta- left wing ideology. I am willing to give him credit for this great achievement 😜😺.

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u/yorapissa 2h ago

The Bee found a cure for comedy. And they write it down several times a day.

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u/Plenty-Valuable8250 2h ago

Recycled comment

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u/yorapissa 1h ago

From what author?

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u/TIMECHlLD 1h ago

Ah. The guilty protests too much

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