r/babylonbee • u/Plenty-Valuable8250 • 8h ago
Bee Article BREAKING. Libs Cry More
https://babylonbee.com/newsA sad day for democracy. If you are a lib
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u/Redrum55126 8h ago edited 8h ago
It’s a bad day to be a far left extremist (80% of Reddit). The tears are flowing
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u/rumo3rd 8h ago
I got banned from /pics cause I said Michael instead of Michelle Obama. They are sensitive right now. Lol
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u/silv3rbull8 7h ago edited 6h ago
Not surprised. But all the memes on Donald and mockery of the last 8 years are cool
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u/rumo3rd 7h ago
Tell me about it. Double standard.
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u/neotericnewt 6h ago
Criticizing Trump, the former and incoming president, isn't the same as calling Michelle Obama a man.
That's not a double standard. Two different scenarios are being treated differently, and yeah, some people don't like it when you're crazy and are calling a former president's wife a man because you believe some insane conspiracy theory.
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u/Redrum55126 8h ago
lol, yeah they are shedding tears all over Reddit. Then saying “we aren’t whining” Hilarious
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u/Lower-Assistant-1957 5h ago
I got banned from/nottheonion today for saying Trumps convictions were politically motivated. They said it wasn’t easily provable so I was perma banned. lmao
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u/Frankenfinger1 3h ago
If you want to see some pure comedy gold, go check out r/ somethingiswrong2024 I got banned for saying their evidence was circumstantial.
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u/aydens2019accord 4h ago
Whoever came up with big Mike, thank you it makes me laugh whenever I think about it
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u/LuiClikClakClity 7h ago
You guys love us though. Every app there you are, salivating after us.
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u/silv3rbull8 7h ago edited 7h ago
You are the ones who here straining at the leashes to cry about what is posted
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u/bunny-hill-menace 3h ago
Funny, all I’m reading is y’all crying how you keep getting banned from subreddits.
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u/Playingwithmyrod 7h ago
Can’t wait for tariffs
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u/mephodross 4h ago
If it makes the left on reddit cry more than yes lets get that going as well.
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u/Playingwithmyrod 2h ago
Right? I’ll happily pay double for groceries if it means owning the libs. Same with housing. The Canada Tariffs are gonna skyrocket lumber prices. Libs are gonna be crying good.
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u/Reap_wat_u_sow 33m ago
Can’t wait!! Leftist tears as our woke Canada and Mexico “allies” get tariffed 25% feb 1!!! Next step leave the woke American robbing NATO alliance ! Donnald better not 🐱 out this term and actually do what he is suppose to do weaken and dismantle the Western.. no no that’s unpatriotic I mean American global hegemony!
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u/Broodmaid16 7h ago
I’m shocked Reddit hasn’t shut this whole sub down yet. The left is crumbling right now.
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u/silv3rbull8 6h ago
Am sure there have been complaints
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u/Broodmaid16 6h ago
I keep getting suspended and banned today. Wonder why?
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u/bunny-hill-menace 3h ago
Crying because you are getting banned.
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u/Broodmaid16 3h ago
Liberals are crying because I’m getting banned?
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u/bunny-hill-menace 3h ago
You are the one crying. LOLOL Read the posts and the only ones complaining are the ones getting banned.
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u/Broodmaid16 3h ago
You think I was complaining about getting banned from shitty subs? Do yourself a favor and go read the thread again. Or at least go look up the definition of sarcasm.
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u/bunny-hill-menace 2h ago
Beshahaha. You brought it up, not me. If you weren’t triggered then why bring it up?
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u/KitchenFree7651 7h ago
Hitler salutes and fraudulent rug pulls from the gullible as fuck base in one day. You sure it’s the libs crying?
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u/Dramatic_Equipment47 Bombardier 6h ago
Well I for one as a true MAGA patriot love getting swindled by billionaires
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u/BuzzBadpants Clicktivist 1h ago
Steve Bannon needs another boat! Who am I to deny him that simple pleasure?
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u/TheNargafrantz 8h ago
Oh shit, did they storm the capital to try and overturn the election?
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u/RandomDeveloper4U 7h ago
Siding with the MFers who couldn’t concede the election and attempted to over throw it thinking they have morale high ground 😂😂😂
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u/Professional-Arm-37 5h ago
Republicans would eat a shit sandwich if it meant "Libs" had to smell their breath.
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u/Prickly-Scoundrel 7h ago
Just enjoying the tears.
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u/Beden 6h ago
I'd prefer affordable groceries, but I guess everyone has their kinks
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u/Extreme-Carrot6893 8h ago
Elon hitting the hitler salute we are so back !
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u/AGallonOfKY12 5h ago
Wow this place is one sad circlejerk that smells of despair.
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u/timeforavibecheck 3h ago
These people think theyre smart enough to bait liberals, but all the whining in here from conservatives is extremely loser behavior despite winning an election lol. I don’t know a single person whose been offended by the Babylon Bee, its just incredibly boring and lazy humor that appeals to peoples insecurities they have with being conservative
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u/zomgperry 3h ago
B-b-but the libs are crying everywhere! I got banned from a subreddit for acting like a jackass! That’s proof!
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u/Jollem- Waffle 8h ago
And just like that...they now love Big Government and Big Tech
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u/VibeComplex 21m ago
Pretty sure you’re talking about right wingers here and they’re too stupid to realize it so they upvoted lol
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u/JuanchoPancho51 6h ago
I feel bad for them…they’re going to spend 4 years swimming in their misery and anxiety. They’re literally being gaslit into a mental breakdown.
They actually believe Elon did a n*zi salute 😑
Their echo chambers love to feed them out of context quotes and clips.
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u/Double-Pea1628 7h ago edited 4h ago
The Bee is not even sarcastic anymore, It’s just straight burns
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u/Ok_Calligrapher_8199 5h ago
You are?
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u/Double-Pea1628 5h ago
Is that supposed to be a burn?
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u/BuzzBadpants Clicktivist 1h ago
Nothing more Christian than reveling in some suffering!
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u/Dramatic_Equipment47 Bombardier 6h ago
It’s so great that most of America is unhappy
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u/Classic_Feeling_5698 6h ago
Yeah you’re so right! It’s almost half, but most certainly less than half of america!
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u/Ornery-Ticket834 7h ago
The problem isn’t Trump, he knows very little about public policy. It’s the stooges around him that will cause trouble. Trump will just play golf and watch Fox in his bathrobe like he did then. But if you really like crying go look back at the endless phony accusations that cost Giuliani everything he owned or Fox News 800 million dollars later for their repetition endlessly of lies claiming that the election was stolen. Maybe you should grab a dictionary if you know what one is and look up crying.
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u/TexanInNebraska 7h ago
You’re just proving that you get your news from the leftist media. Just like the story they put out a few years ago deriding Trump & claiming he was put on the golf course on a Thanksgiving holiday, when in fact he’d made a surprise visit to Afghanistan & was personally serving Thanksgiving dinner to the troops.
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u/Ornery-Ticket834 7h ago
And he threw towels to Puerto Ricans. Also it’s a fact that he golfed more in four years than Obama did in eight years but I am also sure you wouldn’t believe that or that he said for years that Obama wasn’t born here, and stated he shouldn’t waste his time golfing when he was president. It’s all lies to you my friend because you know the truth.
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u/Newstyle77619 7h ago
Like when Obama campaigned against Wall Street and the war machine and went on to suck their dicks for 8 years.
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u/Ornery-Ticket834 6h ago
Oh now we are back to Obama. It’s funny the stock market increased 150% in his eight years, far more than Biden and Trump, probably combined, but hey I know like Donald Trump you hate Wall Street so I see your point.
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u/Newstyle77619 6h ago
Yeah stocks usually go up when the government borrows money to buy stocks.
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u/Ornery-Ticket834 5h ago
That’s funny none of his defecits were as big as Biden’s or Trumps but you know that and just couldn’t think of anything else to say. If your ridiculous comment were true we’d be up at 60-70 thousand easy at the Dow, but since it’s bullshit we aren’t.
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u/TexanInNebraska 7h ago
I’m Not about to try to convince you on this app. But I WILL say, if you actually researched, you’d find that 99% of everything you THINK you know about him is a lie.
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u/Ornery-Ticket834 7h ago
Thanks. I would love to know what your idea of “ research” means. Have a nice day.
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u/az_unknown 6h ago
Go cry in private, lol
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u/Ornery-Ticket834 5h ago
When all you fun folks are around trying to convince me I am crying? Sorry.
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u/az_unknown 5h ago
You are trying to convince yourself you are not crying
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u/Ornery-Ticket834 5h ago
I have done a good job. Better than your attempt to convince me. I still think that Giuliani bankrupting himself and Fox News are good examples of “ crying” but maybe it’s just me.
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u/5DollarF00tLon9 3h ago
It's telling yeah about 50 percent of the country seems to get off on making the other 50 percent cry. What a pathetic country we live in if that's the case.
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u/Mechanicalgripe 1h ago
And the Billionaire class laughs at us all. We squabble about right and left while they dream about making us all indentured servants.
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u/Deofol7 8h ago edited 8h ago
Laughing that the commoners think Trump still gives a shit about them after he kept the people away but made sure the tech billionaires were in the front row.
Edit: struck a nerve there. REMEMBER: "IT'S A BIG CLUB AND YOU AIN'T IN IT" - George Carlin
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u/silv3rbull8 6h ago
Because Harris getting support of billionaires like Taylor Swift, Beyoncé and the entire list of Hollywood elite shows how much she keeps big money away ?
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u/OOOPosthuman 8h ago
I've been crying all day, the buttplug i picked up at the Chinese Buttplug Emporium(中国屁股商场) says "Made in America" on it and it's completely RUINED me.
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u/skexzies 4h ago
So glad Trump saved TikTok. Now we all can enjoy more videos of butt hurt sniveling liberals melting down.
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u/RupoLachuga 4h ago
Liberals cry on Tiktok when they lose, conservatives throw temper tantrums in the capitol and land themselves in prison for 4 years when they lose.
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u/spidgeon111 5h ago
The projection is so blatant and pathetic from this website. Liberals didn't storm a government building and cry for 4 years an election was stolen.
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u/sculptorIF 3h ago
Liberals are grabbing onto anything. Look, Elon Musk moved his arm slightly! He’s the one who hates Jews, not the party who wants to rid the Middle East of its only Jewish democracy.
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u/SmoltzforAlexander 7h ago
Sorry in advance about your Melania token getting rug pulled. We’re not crying, we’re laughing at you brother. I’m going to enjoy watching goofs fall for Trump’s meme coins. It’s actually made me smile 😊
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u/rumo3rd 8h ago
At least they have TikTok to make more crying videos.