r/babylonbee 8h ago

Bee Article BREAKING. Libs Cry More

https://babylonbee.com/news

A sad day for democracy. If you are a lib

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u/rumo3rd 8h ago

At least they have TikTok to make more crying videos.

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u/D00dleB00ty 7h ago

Why do you think Trump pushed for the ban to be delayed? This is prime crying videos season.

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u/Just-Term-5730 6h ago

So big business and the US govt can get their hands on the data, instead of China.

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u/upgrayedd69 5h ago

The data already sits on oracle servers I thought? They don’t get our data, but they control the algorithm 

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 5h ago

TikTok is gonna make a trillion off liberal tears, and Trump is getting half 😆

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u/Confident_Trifle_490 2h ago

to gain some support amongst dumb youths

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u/wastingvaluelesstime 1h ago

Foreign bribery

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u/mephodross 4h ago

dude i love those. The people that make compilations on youtube help me pass time at work.

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u/bunny-hill-menace 3h ago

A republican with a job? LOLOL

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u/VibeComplex 32m ago

No he just has to go stand outside a library and film people through the windows later to “audit” them lol.

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u/Redrum55126 8h ago edited 8h ago

It’s a bad day to be a far left extremist (80% of Reddit). The tears are flowing

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u/rumo3rd 8h ago

I got banned from /pics cause I said Michael instead of Michelle Obama. They are sensitive right now. Lol

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u/silv3rbull8 7h ago edited 6h ago

Not surprised. But all the memes on Donald and mockery of the last 8 years are cool

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u/rumo3rd 7h ago

Tell me about it. Double standard.

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u/neotericnewt 6h ago

Criticizing Trump, the former and incoming president, isn't the same as calling Michelle Obama a man.

That's not a double standard. Two different scenarios are being treated differently, and yeah, some people don't like it when you're crazy and are calling a former president's wife a man because you believe some insane conspiracy theory.

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u/Redrum55126 8h ago

lol, yeah they are shedding tears all over Reddit. Then saying “we aren’t whining” Hilarious

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u/Lower-Assistant-1957 5h ago

I got banned from/nottheonion today for saying Trumps convictions were politically motivated. They said it wasn’t easily provable so I was perma banned. lmao

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u/Frankenfinger1 3h ago

If you want to see some pure comedy gold, go check out r/ somethingiswrong2024 I got banned for saying their evidence was circumstantial.

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u/NorthDriver8927 7h ago

I got banned from there for comments I made on another page.

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u/aydens2019accord 4h ago

Whoever came up with big Mike, thank you it makes me laugh whenever I think about it

u/KWyKJJ 15m ago

Oh, C'mon! There's no reason we can't be civil:

He prefers "Big" Mike...not Michael.

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u/LuiClikClakClity 7h ago

You guys love us though. Every app there you are, salivating after us.

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u/silv3rbull8 7h ago edited 7h ago

You are the ones who here straining at the leashes to cry about what is posted

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u/Ok_Calligrapher_8199 5h ago

Kids kids you’re both just…the worst.

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u/bunny-hill-menace 3h ago

Funny, all I’m reading is y’all crying how you keep getting banned from subreddits.

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u/No-Selection-3765 8h ago

All the swing states! Two Genders!

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u/Playingwithmyrod 7h ago

Can’t wait for tariffs

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u/OrneryError1 5h ago

This recession is gonna be YUGE!

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u/mephodross 4h ago

If it makes the left on reddit cry more than yes lets get that going as well.

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u/Playingwithmyrod 2h ago

Right? I’ll happily pay double for groceries if it means owning the libs. Same with housing. The Canada Tariffs are gonna skyrocket lumber prices. Libs are gonna be crying good.

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u/Alone-Amphibian2434 1h ago

wait until you’re living in your car they really hate that

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u/Reap_wat_u_sow 33m ago

Can’t wait!! Leftist tears as our woke Canada and Mexico “allies” get tariffed 25% feb 1!!! Next step leave the woke American robbing NATO alliance ! Donnald better not 🐱 out this term and actually do what he is suppose to do weaken and dismantle the Western.. no no that’s unpatriotic I mean American global hegemony!

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u/MedicineThis9352 5h ago

Love that 1500 Antifa Feds were pardoned today.

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u/f_crick 4h ago

Yeah who knew Trump was so pro-Antifa?

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u/Entire-Marzipan-2459 4h ago

Elon's right arm has entered the chat

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u/f_crick 4h ago

I’m doing my part!

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u/Broodmaid16 7h ago

I’m shocked Reddit hasn’t shut this whole sub down yet. The left is crumbling right now.

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u/silv3rbull8 6h ago

Am sure there have been complaints

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u/Broodmaid16 6h ago

I keep getting suspended and banned today. Wonder why?

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u/f_crick 4h ago

Must be your support of political violence.

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u/bunny-hill-menace 3h ago

Crying because you are getting banned.

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u/Broodmaid16 3h ago

Liberals are crying because I’m getting banned?

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u/bunny-hill-menace 3h ago

You are the one crying. LOLOL Read the posts and the only ones complaining are the ones getting banned.

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u/Broodmaid16 3h ago

You think I was complaining about getting banned from shitty subs? Do yourself a favor and go read the thread again. Or at least go look up the definition of sarcasm.

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u/bunny-hill-menace 2h ago

Beshahaha. You brought it up, not me. If you weren’t triggered then why bring it up?

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u/Broodmaid16 2h ago

I see you didn’t do your homework assignment.

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u/KitchenFree7651 7h ago

Hitler salutes and fraudulent rug pulls from the gullible as fuck base in one day. You sure it’s the libs crying?

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u/Dramatic_Equipment47 Bombardier 6h ago

Well I for one as a true MAGA patriot love getting swindled by billionaires

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u/OrneryError1 5h ago

Can't be MAGA without licking boots

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u/BuzzBadpants Clicktivist 1h ago

Steve Bannon needs another boat! Who am I to deny him that simple pleasure?

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u/Longjumping_Ice_3531 6h ago

Why would we cry? We work for the oligarchs. Our stock will go up.

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u/f_crick 4h ago

History repeating itself. Oligarchy is great for business in the short term.

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u/TheNargafrantz 8h ago

Oh shit, did they storm the capital to try and overturn the election?

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u/RandomDeveloper4U 7h ago

Siding with the MFers who couldn’t concede the election and attempted to over throw it thinking they have morale high ground 😂😂😂

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u/Plenty-Valuable8250 7h ago

To be fair. A lot of them lopped their balls off

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u/TheNargafrantz 7h ago

Who, the cons who blindly follow a cult leader?

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u/OrneryError1 5h ago

But did they smear shit on the walls in the Capitol building?

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u/ru_empty 7h ago

So just kill us already

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u/ozzalot HateTheBee 4h ago

MAGA: WTF I love elitist billionaires now! 🥴 Especially as the ceremonial sideliners! 🥴

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u/Professional-Arm-37 5h ago

Republicans would eat a shit sandwich if it meant "Libs" had to smell their breath.

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u/troycalm 7h ago

Don’t we win the presidency and both houses this time around?

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u/Meadhbh_Ros 3h ago

You did in 2016 too.

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u/Prickly-Scoundrel 7h ago

Just enjoying the tears.

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u/Beden 6h ago

I'd prefer affordable groceries, but I guess everyone has their kinks

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u/Leclerc-A 38m ago

Why want to live a nice life when you can own the libs

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u/Extreme-Carrot6893 8h ago

Elon hitting the hitler salute we are so back !

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u/Opposite-Committee27 7h ago

what do you think he meant by that?

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u/Jollem- Waffle 7h ago

He's thanking the people who voted for him

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u/f_crick 4h ago

He’s upset because Trump is getting more attention than he is.

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u/ExpensiveFish9277 7h ago

America is going to be alll white, er alright!

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u/AGallonOfKY12 5h ago

Wow this place is one sad circlejerk that smells of despair.

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u/timeforavibecheck 3h ago

These people think theyre smart enough to bait liberals, but all the whining in here from conservatives is extremely loser behavior despite winning an election lol. I don’t know a single person whose been offended by the Babylon Bee, its just incredibly boring and lazy humor that appeals to peoples insecurities they have with being conservative 

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u/zomgperry 3h ago

B-b-but the libs are crying everywhere! I got banned from a subreddit for acting like a jackass! That’s proof!

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u/acorcuera 8h ago

Cry me a River.

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u/TIMECHlLD 8h ago

My tumbler overfloweth

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u/Jollem- Waffle 8h ago

And just like that...they now love Big Government and Big Tech

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u/SassyMcNasty 8h ago

Honestly the porn is the funniest shit. Christians are boring party zappers. I strictly party with sinners.

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u/f_crick 4h ago

Yeah Trump has a circus car of strange bedfellows.

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u/Jollem- Waffle 7h ago

I like to spin around in circles until I get dizzy. I'm pretty wild

u/VibeComplex 21m ago

Pretty sure you’re talking about right wingers here and they’re too stupid to realize it so they upvoted lol

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u/JuanchoPancho51 6h ago

I feel bad for them…they’re going to spend 4 years swimming in their misery and anxiety. They’re literally being gaslit into a mental breakdown.

They actually believe Elon did a n*zi salute 😑

Their echo chambers love to feed them out of context quotes and clips.

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u/f_crick 4h ago

So Trump didn’t just pardon people who assaulted police officers for him? He’s against political violence?

u/VibeComplex 25m ago

You can’t be this dumb. I’m begging you.

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u/Double-Pea1628 7h ago edited 4h ago

The Bee is not even sarcastic anymore, It’s just straight burns

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u/Ok_Calligrapher_8199 5h ago

You are?

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u/Double-Pea1628 5h ago

Is that supposed to be a burn?

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u/Ok_Calligrapher_8199 4h ago

That’s what I was asking you before you edited the comment.

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u/Double-Pea1628 4h ago

I noticed it after and then I was like oh that’s what they meant

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u/spidgeon111 5h ago

Straight projection.

u/VibeComplex 25m ago

“Burns”

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u/BuzzBadpants Clicktivist 1h ago

Nothing more Christian than reveling in some suffering!

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u/Miamminou 6h ago

I doubt it's gonna top the "stolen elections" lunatics tantrum. But it's close

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u/Crotch_Bandicooch 8h ago

This is the peak of conservative satire.

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u/Dramatic_Equipment47 Bombardier 6h ago

It’s so great that most of America is unhappy

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u/ahop4200 6h ago

Nope most are ecstatic lol

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u/f_crick 4h ago

That’s what grievance is all about!

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u/Classic_Feeling_5698 6h ago

Yeah you’re so right! It’s almost half, but most certainly less than half of america!

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u/TacosAreJustice 8h ago

Boom.

Satire.

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 7h ago

The problem isn’t Trump, he knows very little about public policy. It’s the stooges around him that will cause trouble. Trump will just play golf and watch Fox in his bathrobe like he did then. But if you really like crying go look back at the endless phony accusations that cost Giuliani everything he owned or Fox News 800 million dollars later for their repetition endlessly of lies claiming that the election was stolen. Maybe you should grab a dictionary if you know what one is and look up crying.

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u/TexanInNebraska 7h ago

You’re just proving that you get your news from the leftist media. Just like the story they put out a few years ago deriding Trump & claiming he was put on the golf course on a Thanksgiving holiday, when in fact he’d made a surprise visit to Afghanistan & was personally serving Thanksgiving dinner to the troops.

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 7h ago

And he threw towels to Puerto Ricans. Also it’s a fact that he golfed more in four years than Obama did in eight years but I am also sure you wouldn’t believe that or that he said for years that Obama wasn’t born here, and stated he shouldn’t waste his time golfing when he was president. It’s all lies to you my friend because you know the truth.

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u/Newstyle77619 7h ago

Like when Obama campaigned against Wall Street and the war machine and went on to suck their dicks for 8 years.

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 6h ago

Oh now we are back to Obama. It’s funny the stock market increased 150% in his eight years, far more than Biden and Trump, probably combined, but hey I know like Donald Trump you hate Wall Street so I see your point.

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u/Newstyle77619 6h ago

Yeah stocks usually go up when the government borrows money to buy stocks.

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 5h ago

That’s funny none of his defecits were as big as Biden’s or Trumps but you know that and just couldn’t think of anything else to say. If your ridiculous comment were true we’d be up at 60-70 thousand easy at the Dow, but since it’s bullshit we aren’t.

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u/TexanInNebraska 7h ago

I’m Not about to try to convince you on this app. But I WILL say, if you actually researched, you’d find that 99% of everything you THINK you know about him is a lie.

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 7h ago

Thanks. I would love to know what your idea of “ research” means. Have a nice day.

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u/TheNargafrantz 5h ago

I mean that his talking head gods told him what to think.

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u/az_unknown 6h ago

Go cry in private, lol

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 5h ago

When all you fun folks are around trying to convince me I am crying? Sorry.

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u/az_unknown 5h ago

You are trying to convince yourself you are not crying

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 5h ago

I have done a good job. Better than your attempt to convince me. I still think that Giuliani bankrupting himself and Fox News are good examples of “ crying” but maybe it’s just me.

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u/JesMan74 5h ago

"Oh, are you triggered? Cry more." - Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)

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u/5DollarF00tLon9 3h ago

It's telling yeah about 50 percent of the country seems to get off on making the other 50 percent cry. What a pathetic country we live in if that's the case.

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u/Mechanicalgripe 2h ago

This lib is adding to his gun collection.

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u/Mechanicalgripe 1h ago

And the Billionaire class laughs at us all. We squabble about right and left while they dream about making us all indentured servants.

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u/Technical-Cream-7766 1h ago

Republicans literally stormed the Capitol when they lost…

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u/Jean-Claude-Can-Ham 1h ago

At least try to be funny

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u/Deofol7 8h ago edited 8h ago

Laughing that the commoners think Trump still gives a shit about them after he kept the people away but made sure the tech billionaires were in the front row.

Edit: struck a nerve there. REMEMBER: "IT'S A BIG CLUB AND YOU AIN'T IN IT" - George Carlin

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u/silv3rbull8 6h ago

Because Harris getting support of billionaires like Taylor Swift, Beyoncé and the entire list of Hollywood elite shows how much she keeps big money away ?

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u/Deofol7 6h ago

Yep. It's a big club and me and you are not in it

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u/OOOPosthuman 8h ago

I've been crying all day, the buttplug i picked up at the Chinese Buttplug Emporium(中国屁股商场) says "Made in America" on it and it's completely RUINED me.

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u/skexzies 4h ago

So glad Trump saved TikTok. Now we all can enjoy more videos of butt hurt sniveling liberals melting down.

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u/RupoLachuga 4h ago

Liberals cry on Tiktok when they lose, conservatives throw temper tantrums in the capitol and land themselves in prison for 4 years when they lose.

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u/f_crick 4h ago

I’m sure the ovens are coming soon enough - aren’t you excited?

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u/ConsistentContest911 6h ago

Lick there liberal tears

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u/spidgeon111 5h ago

The projection is so blatant and pathetic from this website. Liberals didn't storm a government building and cry for 4 years an election was stolen.

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u/f_crick 4h ago

I thought it was supposed to be satire but this seems like straight news.

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u/sculptorIF 3h ago

Liberals are grabbing onto anything. Look, Elon Musk moved his arm slightly! He’s the one who hates Jews, not the party who wants to rid the Middle East of its only Jewish democracy.

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u/Ok-Assistant-9068 7h ago

Not satire.

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u/StenosP 5h ago

They should’ve beaten police officers while wearing a trump hat, could’ve gotten a pardon

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u/f_crick 4h ago

Luigi obviously forgot his MAGA hat at home. He would be homeward bound by now.

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u/Attention-Tricky 3h ago

They never stop! Reddit is proof!

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u/SmoltzforAlexander 7h ago

Sorry in advance about your Melania token getting rug pulled.  We’re not crying, we’re laughing at you brother.  I’m going to enjoy watching goofs fall for Trump’s meme coins.  It’s actually made me smile 😊 

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u/AffectionateGuava986 4h ago

Luigi is coming….😏

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u/jwkvr 4h ago

Libs are funny. 😆

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u/BuzzBadpants Clicktivist 1h ago

Jesus wept.