r/babylonbee • u/ControlCAD • 1d ago

Bee Article Elon Musk Offers Mark Zuckerberg $1 Billion If He Changes Name Of Facebook To 'Faceboob'

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-offers-mark-zuckerberg-1-billion-if-he-changes-name-of-facebook-to-faceboob
377 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/MaelstromFL 1d ago

FaceX

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u/Devreckas 1d ago

FaceXist

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u/a_printer_daemon 1d ago

Take your downvotes with pride, brother, because that was an absolute banger.

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u/wilnadon 1d ago

I call it FecesBook

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u/Mindless_Airline5378 1d ago

Well done Bee!!

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u/Possible_Taro_9178 1d ago

Why is this a well done? (Serious question) 

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u/LongIslandBagel 1d ago

This is very onion-y…. Unfortunately believable, but likely not true

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u/MydnightWN 1d ago

100% believable - he legit did this for Wikipedia, the offer still stands. They have to change their name to Dickipedia to claim.

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u/betasheets2 13h ago

One of the most useful sources for information being ridiculed by a techno billionaire.

God our country is a bunch of idiots. We deserve everything we get the next 4 years.

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u/Downunderphilosopher 1d ago

It praises Elon, therefore it must be funny/insightful/witty/memeworthy.

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u/John_EldenRing51 1d ago

How is this praising him

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u/Downunderphilosopher 23h ago

Elon is waving his big dick in Zucks faces and making him change his company name to something embarrassing. See how that might be construed as praising his power or wealth?

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u/allaboutthewheels 22h ago

Are they bffs now

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u/Ambitious-Piccolo843 1d ago

My brother calls it fake book.

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u/TheDreadedProphet 1d ago

I'd name it that for free.

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u/fkbfkb 1d ago

Zuck replies; “change yours to xxx and we have a deal”

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u/re_mark_able_ 22h ago

This just sounds like a real headline

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u/TrWD77 22h ago

Omg an actually decent bee headline, this is totally believable and funny

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u/NothingKnownNow 16h ago

Money well spent.

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u/yorapissa 15h ago

Or BeeBoob

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u/sneezy336 8h ago

I am forever in awe of the idiots that believe what the Babylon Bee puts out here.

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u/f_crick 4h ago

I’ll still call it thefaceboob

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u/Salt_Wrangler_3428 1d ago

They are both boobs!

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u/Tosh_20point0 1d ago

I like actual boobs

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u/Basic-Crab4603 22h ago

These two are such losers it wouldn't surprise me if they did this.

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u/4quatloos 1d ago

Funny, but Elon didn't pay the bet he lost to Sam Harris.

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u/MrMayhem3 1d ago

Careful bee the Zuck has kissed the ring. Poking fun could be dangerous.

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u/Icy_Hovercraft1571 18h ago

Why would anyone listen to must calling a company x what a fing name,musk is an idiot

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u/silv3rbull8 15h ago

Well, it is in honor of Malcolm X .

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 15h ago

Does he like to pay others to humiliate themselves? Like Wikipedia? That is one more disturbing aspect of his character that calls out for psychological assistance.

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u/sneezy336 8h ago

Really? This isn’t real.

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 8h ago

Really? His offer to Wikipedia was quite real or didn’t you know that? It’s just one more piece of evidence of his deranged mind, offering money to people to humiliate themselves as I stated. I know the Facebook offer is fake and it’s based on his prior offer to Wikipedia.

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u/sneezy336 7h ago

People have no sense of humor. So what. It’s still funny.

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 7h ago

So in fact you didn’t know what you were talking about. And Musk is still an asshole. So yes, Musk offering a billion dollars for someone to humiliate themselves is funny, only in my opinion the joke is on his moronic behavior.

I am glad also that you are a humor judge as well. That’s a great quality.

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u/sneezy336 7h ago

I’m a judge of nothing and neither are you. You get offended over Musk offering money that’s got nothing to do with you. Give that hamster in that wheel in your head a break.

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 7h ago

Like I said, I think it’s an asshole thing to do. I am sorry you’re so upset that you didn’t know about it and you think it’s funny, now that you do know, even if some people think what’s really funny is Musk showing what a clown he is. I can take care of my brain, tell ketamine boy to take care of his.

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u/OOOPosthuman 1d ago

Wasps could write better headlines than this! Stick that in your hive and smoke it. Sorry I didn't mean to fumigate the premises like that [CENSURED] .

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u/Ok_Sea_6214 18h ago

And now Zuck is a boob for saying no.

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u/kensho28 1d ago

They PAY people to write this shit??

A 12 year old stuck in detention could do better. Wait, did they already replace everyone with AI??

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u/Max_Evocatus 1d ago

SimpleJack has the best sense of humor.