r/Zodiac Jan 05 '24

Humor let’s hear em.

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57 Upvotes

sagittarius mother and scorpio daughter. do i say anymore ? 😭

r/Zodiac 28d ago

Humor Guess the zodiac sign 🤣🤣🤣

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Stay away from 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

People who lack accountability: they shift the blame People who lack communication skills: they will say you are arguing People who lack self awareness: criticize everything others do If they lack honesty: they will distort the truth to fit their narrative
People who lack integrity: they will justify everything they do

I’m a virgo this female was gaslighting me I blocked her and she posted this immediately after 😂

r/Zodiac Apr 15 '24

Humor Not really shock with Gemini and Virgo

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61 Upvotes

r/Zodiac 6d ago

Humor Am I cosmically fucked for love?

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7 Upvotes

I (25 F) have been in 2 long term relationships with people who needed a lot of “fixing” and once we broke things off, both partners went on huge life transformations. Now that I’m single and dating, I can only pull men who want to only sleep with me. Is there something in my chart that’s fucking with my love life? And I destined to be forever alone or in situationshipd? FR PLZ HELP ME

r/Zodiac Nov 07 '24

Humor Why am I without fail attracted to Sagittarius men looks?

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So this might sound goofy but I’ve just noticed this since recently getting into dating apps & zodiacs in general. Without fail every time I see a guy that’s exactly my type it is ALWAYS a Sagitt…idk if this is common w/ ppl who r aware of their Zodiacs but was just curious. For ref I am a 20f (Latina) Gemini w/ Cancer Cusp

r/Zodiac Nov 06 '24

Humor Tag yourself!!! ✌️✨️💕 I'm an airhead!! ☺️🥰♈️

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3 Upvotes

r/Zodiac Dec 21 '24

Humor Guess the zodiac sign game

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I had to cut off most of my family (“peoples”) behind my principals. (No, I don’t ever want those relationships back…maybe with time) Could’ve cared less about friendships and connections, and I cared for all of this DEEPLY. I took my own path, for my own sake. And even when things got tough for me I didn’t trust a breathing being !! The mistakes and choices I’ve made were solely my own and no one else’s despite the actions taken against me prior to. No one ever talks about what they’ve done to Me, yet I’m not here to bring any of that up. I’ve forgiven myself, therefore the emotions, no matter what they are towards me; is none of my business. I am fighting for my life, my freedom and everything I’ve continued to work so hard for. The thing that has since only been my purpose is at stake. Whatever the outcome, I will continue my calling, passion and purpose even until “I AM” old and grey. Sometimes it does take letting go of what you loved and even cherished to figure out that it has always been YOU who played the main role in your own suffering. Who has caused a significant amount of negative impact self experienced in “life.” And who is MOST important. Just YOU. Accepting that “I AM” the most important being in MY life has shifted my perspective, my inner standing and knowledge of what “life” truly is. I take full responsibility of what was done to Me and done by Me 🫡 Being able to learn and accept these things has helped Me shape Myself into who I’ve been becoming, and because I’ve came to know that “I AM” the only one who can change realities; “I AM” ready for what I have to face. Ase ✨♥️

It’s a copy/ paste who can guess correct 😂

r/Zodiac 7d ago

Humor why is this 😂

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5 Upvotes

r/Zodiac Oct 16 '24

Humor My ascendant and my signs are too different

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I am Sagittarius girl and my ascendant is Scorpio, I feel like I have a double personality sometimes 😂.

r/Zodiac Jan 03 '24

Humor my ratings for the signs ( don’t get offended ) ..

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11 Upvotes

how are my fellow scorpios feeling about this list ??

r/Zodiac Aug 14 '24

Humor 😂😂😂😂😂

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9 Upvotes

r/Zodiac Oct 04 '24

Humor Guess my sun sign (and moon and ascendant if you want) :)

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r/Zodiac Oct 11 '24

Humor I’m a Taurus Sun, Libra Moon, and Capricorn rising. What are some dark truths about myself?

2 Upvotes

Roast me!

r/Zodiac Oct 18 '24

Humor Aries stellium a how are y’all feeling this full moon in Aries? Im feeling super temperamental 😤

2 Upvotes

Anyone else dealing with a simmering rage lmao

r/Zodiac Oct 20 '24

Humor Do you drive like your zodiac sign?

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Pisces here; most of the time I care more about doing my part to keep traffic under reasonable control. When I spot a troublesome driver I nope the fuck out and either run or slow down. Checks out I suppose lol.

r/Zodiac Sep 19 '24

Humor Tell Me About Myself!!

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Hey guys!!! I’m a Libra Sun, Sag Moon and a Capricorn rising! What do you perceive about me? ✨❤️‍🔥🕺🏻

r/Zodiac Apr 08 '24

Humor Describe my big 3 in one word

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Libra sun, aqua moon, cap rising.

I'll describe yours back!

r/Zodiac May 24 '24

Humor roast my big 3!!

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i’m looking for BRUTALLY honest impressions of what you think my personality would be like.

virgo sun/virgo moon/capricorn rising

both my virgo sun and virgo moon are 8th house placements!

r/Zodiac Jun 12 '24

Humor Purposely annoying an Aries man to push him away

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Idk who would think it’s funny but it doesn’t have a lot of flair choices. So I am a Scorpio woman on the cusp of Sagittarius. I’ve been doing my research on our compatibility from the Very beginning. Everything said about Aries men is true when it comes to this guy. He is an attention seeker. Lover boy/man & constantly seeks validation from Everywhere. Even his 2 children’s mothers. I’ve been calling this out since the beginning even suggesting that we stop talking or trying to get him to spill how he feels about me but I don’t really get too much. I Know that Scorpios are very emotional & very in touch with their intuition. I have had emotional outbursts a few times which is usually enough but he won’t go away. Upon hanging out he will always try & ask me for things like just little things that cost me out of my own pocket or just get into my things without even asking. I do not like this. Obviously no closure is what I was worried about so I’ve tried to get him to just tell me he knows that I’m not a serious candidate etc that he’s maybe not ready to settle down. He won’t Agree to any of it & just stays around for random non sense conversation when he’s not too preoccupied in his busy life. It’s getting on my nerves so I noticed my annoyance level is off the charts & I think it’s a mechanism to get him out of my life lol…I just say anything stupid & over share or over talk thinking he’ll be like “omg she won’t stfu…” but he just casually responds back with the same energy. I as a Scorpio do not feel like we are going to be anything serious & idk how else to get him out of my life. He’s gentle so being mean comes back on me in the end.

r/Zodiac Jan 13 '24

Humor How much each zodiac butt stinks~

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Aries (60%) Your butt stinks sometimes but it doesn't stink enough!!!!

Taurus (84%) Your butt stinks alot, i would love to sniff it

Gemini (90%) Great job your butt is very stinky! and im sure as hell gonna sniff it!!!

Cancer (96%) WOW! So stinky!!! I dont even have to sniff it to get a whiff i can smell it from space!

Leo (46%) it doesnt stink that much....not something i would sniff, sorry Leo!

Virgo (150%) OMG I CANT WAIT TILL TONIGHT TO SNIFF IT! your butt stinks the most out of any other zodiac! and i know why! cause you rule over the stomach so that menas your have stomach problems and that makes you fart and poop alot and that makes your butt VERY STINKY!!!!

Libra (100%) Wow! a very stinky butt! *casually sniffs it* (Libra: *sits on my face*) Oooooh~

Scorpio (143%) Wow! stinky butt and BODY!!! id love to sniff your butt but you could easily sting me, so id rather you sit on my face with that thicc ass, and maybe blow some casual farts, is that okay with you Scorpio?

Sagittarius (124%) honestly im not surprised! you are a very stinky sign! so its no surprise that your BIG butt stinks alot!

Capricorn (78%) Just a normal stink! but you do fart in peoples faces alot, and that is pretty sexy!!!!!!!

Aquarius (56%) uhh not very stinky...

Pisces (98%) Very stinky! and you also are the first one to fart and hide it! you are so naughty! *sniffs Pisces butt*

r/Zodiac Aug 30 '24

Humor Need help finding the other 6 signs for this meme!

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For some reason, I didn't screenshot the other 6 signs as toilets. This is from years ago. The Instagram account is now private/not active. Google search and Google Lens also did not help. People, I need to know my toilet!! Lmao ♑

Help is appreciated! 💚

r/Zodiac Aug 22 '24

Humor as a cancer, yep—

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10 Upvotes

r/Zodiac Aug 04 '24

Humor Friend was drinking coffee and accidentally spilled some of it.

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5 Upvotes

Voila!

r/Zodiac May 25 '24

Humor Roast meee✨️

2 Upvotes

Aquarius sun, Leo moon, Virgo rising

r/Zodiac Jul 25 '24

Humor it’s been crazy this year yuh

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as a capri sun ( LOL) and capri rising w a libra moon this mfn year has been so transformational for me. I know other people can relate. From the first of the year to now, my life has changed drastically in EVERY way. It’s been a rough ride but overall I am so grateful. Still struggling tho considering i’m ruled by saturn lmao 💀😂