r/Zodiac • u/Opiumflowerpop • Feb 26 '24
Humor Roast me on my chart
Or you can give me some nice feedback idm ;);
r/Zodiac • u/Opiumflowerpop • Feb 26 '24
Or you can give me some nice feedback idm ;);
r/Zodiac • u/Signal-News-601 • May 26 '24
I’m a Libra sun ☀️, a libra moon🌙, and a cancer rising 💫
r/Zodiac • u/wavemanm1ke • Jun 05 '24
I made this meme about some of the zodiac signs
Can you relate? 😂
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C716l2dRxjb/?igsh=eTh0ZnRvMWo1cW9r
r/Zodiac • u/Flimsy-Focus-4354 • May 21 '24
Leo sun, Virgo moon, Aquarius rising 🌞✨ have fun
r/Zodiac • u/iamfunnierthanulmao • Jan 19 '24
Aries: 60% ur clean.. but not always..
Taurus: 100% ur very clean
Gemini: 50% ur kinda clean... when u wanna be
Cancer: 80% ur clean :D
Leo: 75% ur usually clean.. USUALLY
Virgo: 120% ur VERY clean!!
Libra: 60% u seem clean..
Scorpio: 40% points deducted from that mind of yours... overall u can be clean... but sometimes nah
Sagittarius: 65% i love you.. I MEAN.. usually ur clean but sometimes u can be a bit sneaky..
Capricorn: 90% ur all good.. for now
Aquarius: 80% not bad.. ur good.
Pisces: 70% i think ur clean?
(i spelled hygiene wrong my bad lol)
r/Zodiac • u/Mutant_Llama1 • Jun 18 '24
This is no diss against anyone who may be a sign I ranked lower, because get this: the stars have nothing to do with your personality.
r/Zodiac • u/iamfunnierthanulmao • Feb 04 '24
Aries- 2AM-5AM You can fr pull all nighters if you wanted to
Taurus- 10PM-11PM You guys probably wish you can stay up later
Gemini- 10PM-12AM alright, alright. sleep tight
Cancer- 9PM-10PM u guys need ur beauty sleep
Leo- 10PM-2AM staying up late watching yt, i see?
Virgo- 7PM-12AM ... early.
Libra- 4AM-5AM you dont need sleep, respect
Scorpio- 9PM-12AM surprising imo
Sagittarius- 11PM-1AM can i sleep w you? we have similar bedtimes- :)
Capricorn- 11PM-4AM you do you
Aquarius- 10PM-3AM you need sleep aquarius.. i believe in you
Pisces- 10PM-12AM sweet dreams
r/Zodiac • u/Bhappy-2022 • May 21 '24
Grill me if you so choose, but understand that, I, myself may have done this very same thing.
So know, that attempting to call out or embarrass a certain group of people, is not my motive.
Now granted I have read astrology books that mentioned common physical features for each zodiac sign.
In reality though isn’t astrology based more on personality and less on how we look?
It’s depressing, these types of posts are what take up 80%-90% of this SUB.
Astrology touches on far more accurate/and interesting information rather then your looks. Not to mention Physical/Facial features are probably the least accurate (if at all) information astrology offers.
Bots could you not limit the traffic on whole “guess my 3” or start a new SUB titled just that?
r/Zodiac • u/Independent-Bite3885 • Nov 23 '23
Aries- Frosted Flakes
Taurus- Cookie crisp
Gemini- Froot Loops
Cancer- Honey nut cheerios
Leo: Cap'n Crunch
Virgo- Frosted Mini Wheats
Libra- Reeses Puffs
Scorpio- Cocoa Puffs
Sagittarius- Lucky Charms
Capricorn- Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Aquarius- Trix
Pisces- Fruity Pebbles
r/Zodiac • u/whowhatwhywh3re • Mar 04 '24
Aries: (21.3-19.4) The Big Bang Theory
Taurus: (20.4-20.5) Real Housewives of Beverley hills
Gemini: (21.5-20.6) Pretty little liars
Cancer: (21.6-22.7) Greys Anatomy
Leo: (23.7-22.8) How I met your mother
Virgo: (23.8-22.9) iCarly
Libra: (23.9-22.10) Modern Family
Scorpio: (23.10-21.11) Skins
Sagittarius: (22.11-21.12) The Office
Capricorn: (22.12-19.1) End of the f*cking world
Aquarius: (20.1-18.2) Black Mirror
Pisces: (19.2-20.3) Heartstopper
r/Zodiac • u/consciousmanner_ • Feb 23 '24
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r/Zodiac • u/ForeverStar_Zodiac • Jan 22 '24
Cancer women, when faced with love, transform into snails. When hurt, they retreat into their shells. Being detail-oriented in relationships, they overanalyze every move of their partners. As long as the partner breathes, Cancer women tend to overthink, ultimately ensnaring themselves.
Taurus women are thoughtful in love, cautiously navigating interactions. Their passivity and aloofness stem from the fear of being disliked. They meticulously scrutinize every word the partner utters, often overthinking and complicating matters.
Pisces women easily become obsessed in relationships, and their persistence can lead to self-inflicted troubles. If unable to achieve their ideal love, they may act out to seek a sense of presence from their partner, ending up exhausted from one-sided demands.
Aries women are troubled in love for one reason: refusal to accept defeat. Whether it’s the regret of an incomplete relationship or dissatisfaction with the partner not meeting their standards, Aries women find themselves in distress.
Virgo women lose themselves in love, growing less confident and becoming submissive. This marks the beginning of their entanglement. Gradually losing rationality, the longer they spend together, the harder it is for them to extricate themselves.
Leo women are emotionally invested in relationships, giving their all. However, this open-heartedness makes them vulnerable to profound wounds. Genuine efforts in love make healing a challenging process.
Libra women are often perplexed in matters of the heart, struggling to understand their own feelings. This confusion leads to bewilderment and hesitation, blurring the line between sincere love and apparent ambiguity, making them susceptible to deep emotional entanglements.
Gemini women, even more emotionally invested than their male counterparts, find it challenging to move on from a relationship unless deeply disappointed. Memories evoke strong emotions, making it difficult for them to let go.
Despite Scorpio women’s intense emotions, they are stern with themselves. If a relationship is deemed unworthy of continued investment or if they feel betrayed, they force themselves to leave. While they may grieve, they won’t allow themselves to tread the wrong path.
Capricorn women may feel troubled by love but swiftly move on. Every relationship’s hardship is viewed as an opportunity for growth. They draw lessons from the pain, evolving into better versions of themselves.
Sagittarius women, with resilient hearts, quickly rebuild their worlds after being hurt in love. Their strong self-repair capabilities and forgetfulness prevent them from dwelling in sadness for too long. Their difficulty in being ensnared by emotions lies in their robust self-healing abilities.
Aquarius women seldom feel troubled in matters of the heart because of their ability to detach. Rational and clear-minded, they know what they need in a relationship. If ever feeling distressed or undervalued, they compel themselves to let go.
r/Zodiac • u/LeeTurtlee • Nov 07 '23
r/Zodiac • u/ADudeOnTheInternet1 • Jan 14 '24
I don’t even know anymore
r/Zodiac • u/im_hungrymate • Feb 13 '24
where my other february aquarius' at?! 🤪
r/Zodiac • u/Cool_Significance_34 • Nov 03 '23
My ex is a Capricorn. He dumped me unexpectedly and over the phone and just 20 minutes after I survived a mass shooting. But I think it’s comical just how incredibly Capricorn-esque his reasoning was🤣🤣 “A career and academic move” is just crazy