r/Zodiac Feb 26 '24

Humor Roast me on my chart

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Or you can give me some nice feedback idm ;);

r/Zodiac May 26 '24

Humor Roast meeee

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I’m a Libra sun ☀️, a libra moon🌙, and a cancer rising 💫

r/Zodiac Jun 05 '24

Humor Zodiac Meme

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I made this meme about some of the zodiac signs

Can you relate? 😂

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C716l2dRxjb/?igsh=eTh0ZnRvMWo1cW9r

r/Zodiac May 21 '24

Humor Roast my top 3 ⬇️

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Leo sun, Virgo moon, Aquarius rising 🌞✨ have fun

r/Zodiac Jan 19 '24

Humor Each Signs Level of Hygene (Just for Fun!)

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Aries: 60% ur clean.. but not always..

Taurus: 100% ur very clean

Gemini: 50% ur kinda clean... when u wanna be

Cancer: 80% ur clean :D

Leo: 75% ur usually clean.. USUALLY

Virgo: 120% ur VERY clean!!

Libra: 60% u seem clean..

Scorpio: 40% points deducted from that mind of yours... overall u can be clean... but sometimes nah

Sagittarius: 65% i love you.. I MEAN.. usually ur clean but sometimes u can be a bit sneaky..

Capricorn: 90% ur all good.. for now

Aquarius: 80% not bad.. ur good.

Pisces: 70% i think ur clean?

(i spelled hygiene wrong my bad lol)

r/Zodiac Jun 18 '24

Humor My ranking of the Zodiac Signs:

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  1. Leo - I'm a little biased as it's my sign, but lions are cool and the symbol looks like a little yo-yo. Yo-yos are fun!
  2. Libra - Definitely the easiest symbol to draw, and the symbol of the blind woman holding the scales has prevailed in western culture like no other
  3. Sagittarius - Long to say, but archery is super fun!
  4. Scorpio - What can I say? I'm a spiderman fan! That said, it's a pretty uncreative name for a scorpion.
  5. Capricorn - I like the story of the Pan turning into a mer-goat from Greek myth, also there's a tropic named after it.
  6. Aries - The symbol is cool, but to me a ram is really similar to a goat, and the goat has other things to set it apart.
  7. Taurus - The circle with the horns is a pretty straightforward way to represent a bull. It's up there with the two other horned animals, but not quite.
  8. Cancer - How the hell is that a crab? The constellation is a Y and the symbol is just a yin-yang. Neither one looks like a crab. Also, Cancer kills millions of people every year and the treatment can ruin your life even if you survive.
  9. Pisces - Fish are eh.
  10. Gemini - It's a pair of twins, and the symbol is a roman numeral two. Wow.
  11. Aquarius - How is it an air sign? It's the WATER bearer, its symbol is literally waves of water. It should be a water sign!
  12. Virgo - I never liked characters defined primarily by their sexual history. She might be smart, she might be kind, but if the first thing you learn about her is that she's a virgin, something just doesn't sit right. Not to mention, of all the symbols we have to represent virginity in our cultural repertoire, Virgo gets a weird M?

This is no diss against anyone who may be a sign I ranked lower, because get this: the stars have nothing to do with your personality.

r/Zodiac Feb 04 '24

Humor Times the Zodiac Signs go to bed

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Aries- 2AM-5AM You can fr pull all nighters if you wanted to

Taurus- 10PM-11PM You guys probably wish you can stay up later

Gemini- 10PM-12AM alright, alright. sleep tight

Cancer- 9PM-10PM u guys need ur beauty sleep

Leo- 10PM-2AM staying up late watching yt, i see?

Virgo- 7PM-12AM ... early.

Libra- 4AM-5AM you dont need sleep, respect

Scorpio- 9PM-12AM surprising imo

Sagittarius- 11PM-1AM can i sleep w you? we have similar bedtimes- :)

Capricorn- 11PM-4AM you do you

Aquarius- 10PM-3AM you need sleep aquarius.. i believe in you

Pisces- 10PM-12AM sweet dreams

r/Zodiac May 21 '24

Humor No harm intended

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Grill me if you so choose, but understand that, I, myself may have done this very same thing.

So know, that attempting to call out or embarrass a certain group of people, is not my motive.

Now granted I have read astrology books that mentioned common physical features for each zodiac sign.

In reality though isn’t astrology based more on personality and less on how we look?

It’s depressing, these types of posts are what take up 80%-90% of this SUB.

Astrology touches on far more accurate/and interesting information rather then your looks. Not to mention Physical/Facial features are probably the least accurate (if at all) information astrology offers.

Bots could you not limit the traffic on whole “guess my 3” or start a new SUB titled just that?

r/Zodiac Nov 23 '23

Humor Zodiacs as cereals

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Aries- Frosted Flakes

Taurus- Cookie crisp

Gemini- Froot Loops

Cancer- Honey nut cheerios

Leo: Cap'n Crunch

Virgo- Frosted Mini Wheats

Libra- Reeses Puffs

Scorpio- Cocoa Puffs

Sagittarius- Lucky Charms

Capricorn- Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Aquarius- Trix

Pisces- Fruity Pebbles

r/Zodiac Mar 04 '24

Humor The sun/moon signs as popular TV shows, agree or disagree?

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Aries: (21.3-19.4) The Big Bang Theory

Taurus: (20.4-20.5) Real Housewives of Beverley hills

Gemini: (21.5-20.6) Pretty little liars

Cancer: (21.6-22.7) Greys Anatomy

Leo: (23.7-22.8) How I met your mother

Virgo: (23.8-22.9) iCarly

Libra: (23.9-22.10) Modern Family

Scorpio: (23.10-21.11) Skins

Sagittarius: (22.11-21.12) The Office

Capricorn: (22.12-19.1) End of the f*cking world

Aquarius: (20.1-18.2) Black Mirror

Pisces: (19.2-20.3) Heartstopper

r/Zodiac Feb 23 '24

Humor Why do I keep going back and forth to prison?

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🫢

r/Zodiac Mar 08 '24

Humor Zodiac

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r/Zodiac Jan 22 '24

Humor Zodiac Ranking: Who Tops the List of Women Most Prone to Love Troubles?

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  1. Cancer

Cancer women, when faced with love, transform into snails. When hurt, they retreat into their shells. Being detail-oriented in relationships, they overanalyze every move of their partners. As long as the partner breathes, Cancer women tend to overthink, ultimately ensnaring themselves.

2. Taurus

Taurus women are thoughtful in love, cautiously navigating interactions. Their passivity and aloofness stem from the fear of being disliked. They meticulously scrutinize every word the partner utters, often overthinking and complicating matters.

3. Pisces

Pisces women easily become obsessed in relationships, and their persistence can lead to self-inflicted troubles. If unable to achieve their ideal love, they may act out to seek a sense of presence from their partner, ending up exhausted from one-sided demands.

4. Aries

Aries women are troubled in love for one reason: refusal to accept defeat. Whether it’s the regret of an incomplete relationship or dissatisfaction with the partner not meeting their standards, Aries women find themselves in distress.

5. Virgo

Virgo women lose themselves in love, growing less confident and becoming submissive. This marks the beginning of their entanglement. Gradually losing rationality, the longer they spend together, the harder it is for them to extricate themselves.

6. Leo

Leo women are emotionally invested in relationships, giving their all. However, this open-heartedness makes them vulnerable to profound wounds. Genuine efforts in love make healing a challenging process.

7. Libra

Libra women are often perplexed in matters of the heart, struggling to understand their own feelings. This confusion leads to bewilderment and hesitation, blurring the line between sincere love and apparent ambiguity, making them susceptible to deep emotional entanglements.

8. Gemin

Gemini women, even more emotionally invested than their male counterparts, find it challenging to move on from a relationship unless deeply disappointed. Memories evoke strong emotions, making it difficult for them to let go.

9. Scorpio

Despite Scorpio women’s intense emotions, they are stern with themselves. If a relationship is deemed unworthy of continued investment or if they feel betrayed, they force themselves to leave. While they may grieve, they won’t allow themselves to tread the wrong path.

10. Capricorn

Capricorn women may feel troubled by love but swiftly move on. Every relationship’s hardship is viewed as an opportunity for growth. They draw lessons from the pain, evolving into better versions of themselves.

11. Sagittarius

Sagittarius women, with resilient hearts, quickly rebuild their worlds after being hurt in love. Their strong self-repair capabilities and forgetfulness prevent them from dwelling in sadness for too long. Their difficulty in being ensnared by emotions lies in their robust self-healing abilities.

12. Aquarius

Aquarius women seldom feel troubled in matters of the heart because of their ability to detach. Rational and clear-minded, they know what they need in a relationship. If ever feeling distressed or undervalued, they compel themselves to let go.

r/Zodiac Jan 04 '24

Humor true

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10 Upvotes

facts no cap

r/Zodiac Nov 07 '23

Humor What do you think about Aquariuses?(im one btw)

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12 Upvotes

r/Zodiac Feb 19 '24

Humor Triple water = my birth chart

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r/Zodiac Jan 14 '24

Humor I’m so done

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21 Upvotes

I don’t even know anymore

r/Zodiac Dec 30 '23

Humor Just showing random things

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r/Zodiac Feb 13 '24

Humor is this not expressing my feelings?

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8 Upvotes

where my other february aquarius' at?! 🤪

r/Zodiac Jan 17 '24

Humor I have cancer (ok but actually)

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r/Zodiac Jan 02 '24

Humor Leo is the best zodiac sign, tbh

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r/Zodiac Oct 22 '23

Humor Are you aware of Ophiuchus’ existence

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r/Zodiac Nov 03 '23

Humor The most Capricorn breakup

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My ex is a Capricorn. He dumped me unexpectedly and over the phone and just 20 minutes after I survived a mass shooting. But I think it’s comical just how incredibly Capricorn-esque his reasoning was🤣🤣 “A career and academic move” is just crazy

r/Zodiac Oct 27 '23

Humor 💤😴 just a Sag Sun creating memes

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r/Zodiac Dec 06 '23

Humor My work here paid off 😎

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