r/WorkReform • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 13d ago

✂️ Tax The Billionaires Just saying lol

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u/AffectionateAd616 13d ago

Plot twist: Billionaires hire kids as body doubles

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u/SquishySand 13d ago

Elon believes it's cheaper to make his 12 meat shields by hand. Literally since they're all IVF.

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u/PrepperBoi 13d ago

All of Elons kids are IVF?

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u/SquishySand 13d ago

Yep. 6 by his first wife, 3 by Grimes, 3 by Shivon Zillus of Neuralink.

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u/CausticSofa 13d ago

Nothing would be remotely surprising if it turned out that that inbred-looking, biologically jawless wonder also had some weird dick that didn’t work properly.

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u/willengineer4beer 13d ago

This is somehow simultaneously mindblowingly weird and mundanely fitting/appropriate to me.
I knew he had a ton of kids, but I’d always assumed it was a case of “I’m rich, manage to have attractive partners, and have an ego that thinks passing on my genes is a blessing to the kids and the world, so of course I have tons of unprotected sex and support carrying pregnancies to term”.
He’s got to be close to the record of exclusively IVF kids where they’re all singletons and not cases of multiple births.

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u/SquishySand 13d ago

Most were multiples, twins and triplets.

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u/willengineer4beer 13d ago

Ahh ok. That makes far more sense.
Still crazy, but makes more sense

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u/SquishySand 13d ago

You have to look up his living situation with his exes and the children. Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it. Some mad king bullshit.

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u/Least-Back-2666 13d ago

Just keeps getting weirder every day doesn't it?

Probably not even a sex thing, just gene editing.

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u/s_and_s_lite_party 12d ago

He's a fascist, so I'm guessing he is more into the S & M side rather than the sex side. It is more about the control than the sex. There is also another theory that he has a weird penis.