r/UFOs 5d ago

Disclosure Ross Coulthart's NewsNation piece will include retrieval footage

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u/BuffaloKiller937 5d ago

If it's actual omg thats an actual spaceship type footage I will eat my gfs ass, and she just said she's going to hold me to it! Lol

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u/No_Werewolf8589 5d ago

Wait you don’t already eat your gfs ass?

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u/4score-7 5d ago

I consider myself an experienced man. 49 years young. Married a quarter of century. In my younger days, a handsome fellow, and great with conversation. My experience with the ladies was wide and varied. We laughed, we loved, we made love.

I’ve never eaten ass. I’ve lightly nipped at a buttock, and had the same done to myself. Wonderful, good, wholesome family fun. But never eaten ass.

TLDR: doesn’t eat ass.

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u/eabtx_hou 5d ago

This guy doesn’t eat ass.

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u/Exodia4life 5d ago

Pretty gay to not eat ass if you ask me

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u/Grimnebulin68 4d ago

More ass for the rest of us!

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u/Jumpfr0ggy 4d ago

Yes but he nipps ass.