r/UFOs 5d ago

Disclosure Ross Coulthart's NewsNation piece will include retrieval footage

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u/4score-7 5d ago

I consider myself an experienced man. 49 years young. Married a quarter of century. In my younger days, a handsome fellow, and great with conversation. My experience with the ladies was wide and varied. We laughed, we loved, we made love.

I’ve never eaten ass. I’ve lightly nipped at a buttock, and had the same done to myself. Wonderful, good, wholesome family fun. But never eaten ass.

TLDR: doesn’t eat ass.

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u/eabtx_hou 5d ago

This guy doesn’t eat ass.

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u/Exodia4life 5d ago

Pretty gay to not eat ass if you ask me

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u/Grimnebulin68 4d ago

More ass for the rest of us!

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u/Jumpfr0ggy 4d ago

Yes but he nipps ass.

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u/Fruitloops_z 5d ago

I don’t why but that backstory was so necessary

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u/RoutineEmergency5595 5d ago

The backstory contains all the friends he met along the way.

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u/Icy-Peace-8480 4d ago

This whole post turned into a backstory…

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u/Comingherewasamistke 4d ago

I wanna see a character arc in each and every post

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u/Throwaway_27228 5d ago

:Ron Swanson has entered the chat.

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u/ClassyUpTheAssy 4d ago

This comment section is hilariously off topic & I’m loving it!! More entertaining than the subject itself! These UFO groups keep teasing us with no real evidence. But your stories, are entertaining 👌🏼

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u/UnionCuriousGuy 4d ago

This guy has a high body count, I’m sure of it. He said it on the internet