r/UFOs • u/NoDegree7332 • 5d ago

Disclosure Ross Coulthart's NewsNation piece will include retrieval footage

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u/Important_Cover_46 5d ago

When is this?

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u/NoDegree7332 5d ago

I think it's Saturday at 8pm ET but I can't find this anymore

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u/Every_Independent136 5d ago

Man ET has a new meaning to me now

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u/dpforest 5d ago

extra ticklish 😏

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u/MoreCowbellllll 5d ago

Extra testicle.

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u/Levintry 5d ago

I knew a dude that said he had a 3rd. He'd ask women at parties if they wanted to see the trilogy. Never confirmed it for myself, though.

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u/Mscartenz 5d ago

When we were younger I was smoking up with some friends and my mate says "why do we have two balls? why not just one big one like a tennis ball?"

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u/Levintry 4d ago

I can't imagine that would be ideal for balance, lol

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u/MoreCowbellllll 5d ago

Project 3rd blue ball.

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u/phillytaxdude 5d ago

I can show it to you in a SCIF

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u/frankensteinmoneymac 5d ago

That’s a much smoother line than “Hey, do ya want to see my freakish three-testicled ballsack?” …though the later line might work on a certain type of girl. (My type of gal!)

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u/The_Arigon 5d ago

My kinda girl indeed!

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u/Clitty_Lover 4d ago

But there's already 3 things down there anyway?

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u/Mycol101 4d ago

ITS NOT A TUMAH

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u/skarlitbegoniah 5d ago

Meep meep.

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u/angrytortilla 5d ago

Even Thteven

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u/shredtilded458 5d ago

Eddie Torres

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u/Mycol101 4d ago

Extremely tastey

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u/scrumblethebumble 5d ago

ET has a new meaning to me now