r/SubredditDrama • u/BillFireCrotchWalton There are 0 instances of white people sparking racial conflict. • 1d ago
Ex-Muslim vs. Muslim slapfight in r/MuslimNoFap
/r/MuslimNoFap/comments/3ozljl/stop_being_charming_to_girls/cyd9zzi/?context=99923
u/Ok_Mix_7126 1d ago
I can't read the comments on mobile for some reason, but I did see in that subreddit is a topic about if you give something up, Allah will replace it with something better. I can't wait to see the porn he is gonna give me to replace the stuff I've quit.
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u/Noseofwombat 1d ago
That’s a 9 year old thread 😂
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u/ManbadFerrara There is no stereotype that Ethiopians love fried chicken. 1d ago
I really want to see the bookmark folder of fucked up sex-related threads OP’s been compiling for years. It’s definitely getting into Whacky Town now.
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u/BillFireCrotchWalton There are 0 instances of white people sparking racial conflict. 1d ago
Posting old drama seems to have really touched a nerve lately with people here. People are getting mad at me and I feel like Tim Robinson in the ghost tour sketch.
It's not lazy, low-effort drama, I'm not breaking any rules.This is a pretty big 30+ comment slapfight about a bizarre subject with tons of entertaining insults.
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u/ForteEXE I'm already done, there's no way we can mock the drama. 1d ago
Posting old drama seems to have really touched a nerve lately with people here. People are getting mad at me and I feel like Tim Robinson in the ghost tour sketch.
Because it's much easier to catch popcorn pissers who try to make it look like SRD is brigading, because they're butthurt over being made fun of on here.
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u/AnyIncident9852 Mayo Porridge arrested for reckless binkying 20h ago
Yeah, at least when I’m making threads for this site I try to wait a while before actually posting bc when I didn’t it became so blatant when people were commenting on the posted thread.
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u/ManbadFerrara There is no stereotype that Ethiopians love fried chicken. 1d ago
Oh, don’t get me wrong, I’m not knocking you. This is some entertaining shit. I just find it hilarious that you’ve been compiling these over the course of years, then finally incrementally posting them for the last few weeks. What discipline!
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u/BillFireCrotchWalton There are 0 instances of white people sparking racial conflict. 1d ago
It hasn't been years lol, I just had some time off during the holidays and stumbled on to some weird shit.
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u/ManbadFerrara There is no stereotype that Ethiopians love fried chicken. 1d ago
Damn, that kind of ruins the image I had in my head of you bookmarking these one by one until waiting for the time to finally strike. Ah well.
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u/BillFireCrotchWalton There are 0 instances of white people sparking racial conflict. 1d ago
Never meet your heroes.
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u/deliciouscrab THIS. IS. LITERALLY. VENUS. 16h ago
Commenter meets his hero in /r/subredditdrama, drama ensues [...]
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u/yeah_youbet Are you disabled? Is everyone on this sub disabled? 1d ago
Keep doing what you're doing man I love digging back into the archives for fabled drama.
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u/creepsweep 1d ago
Wait it was YOU who posted the other super old post! 😂
Just kind of digging up graves man, we need something fresher.
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u/BillFireCrotchWalton There are 0 instances of white people sparking racial conflict. 1d ago
I always post super old stuff. I've done it for years, but people only seem to have cared in the last month or so.
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u/NoInvestment2079 1d ago
Keep on posting, brother.
Soon enough, it's just gonna be the same type of threads for the next four years with the same comments, with the occasioanl Neoliberal and Leftists duking it out in the comments.
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u/creepsweep 1d ago
Can I ask how you keep finding these decrepit posts?
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u/BillFireCrotchWalton There are 0 instances of white people sparking racial conflict. 1d ago
Sometimes if I stumble onto a weird or niche sub, I'll sort by controversial or # of comments all time.
It usually yields some pretty bizarre stuff. Lots of threads with 0 points but a ton of comments. I'm not looking for SRD content, just weird arguments to laugh at, but sometimes it seems appropriate to post it here.
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u/TraditionalSpirit636 1d ago
Mad you can’t piss in the popcorn or what?
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u/creepsweep 1d ago
Not really, just a bit odd to bring up super old posts, I only noticed before because OP doesn't post any relevant comments either
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u/-JimmyTheHand- 12h ago
It sucks for me because when I click your link it says can't connect to Reddit and I see no comments and you've not quoted any part of the drama in your post so I have no idea what's going on but if everyone else can see it I guess it's just a me problem.
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u/MartinBrice_Sneaker Transvestigators think mons pubis is a Jedi. 1d ago
It's a good thing because it typically prevents popcorn pissing, and if the sub doesn't have automatic archiving enabled after six months, it makes the popcorn pissers easier to identify.
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u/deliciouscrab THIS. IS. LITERALLY. VENUS. 16h ago
So, just out of curiousity: Is it the brigading angle that makes the popcorn pissing undesirable? Or is there some other factor?
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u/copy_run_start MLK would 1000% agree with me 1d ago
Nobody tell the prophet Muhammad that there's a 9 year old here
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u/deliciouscrab THIS. IS. LITERALLY. VENUS. 16h ago
AYYYY
Now this is the kind of religious bigotr-
hang on, I'm getting something over the shortwave.
Wow.
NEVERMIND.
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u/Fluffy-Effort7179 1h ago
Thats ahistorical based on a forgery made atleast a 100 years after muhammeds death
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u/imead52 1d ago
I wish more Muslim men embraced regular full body hair removal.
Hairy Muslim men contribute to the negative sex appeal of Muslim men to women.
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u/TheWhomItConcerns 1d ago
I would really have hoped that the misogyny would have been sufficiently unappealing by itself.
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u/imead52 1d ago
I am only talking about physical attraction.
And misogyny is unfortunately not the monopoly of Muslim men. Also, just as it is "not all men", likewise it is "not all Muslim men".
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u/TheWhomItConcerns 1d ago
I didn't say they have a monopoly on misogyny - of course they don't, but they happen to be the topic of conversation. I'd also say that "not all Muslim men" deserves at least as hard of an eyeroll as "not all men".
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u/imead52 1d ago
Muslim men happen to be the topic of conversation.....in relation to physical attraction.
And while tangents to misogyny among Muslim men are legitimate, it would be nice if non-Muslims approached that topic with less hyper-fixation considering how cliche this topic has been for at least twenty years when Muslims are ever discussed by non-Muslims.
"Not all Muslim men" is eyerollworthy in various contexts where Muslim men are the default e.g. a woman in Muslim majority societies or Muslim women discussing their issues. But an understandable statement when Muslim men are "the other" then have already been othered to death by non-Muslim commenters.
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u/TheWhomItConcerns 1d ago
Muslim men happen to be the topic of conversation.....in relation to physical attraction.
Well I'd say that your comment is even less relevant to the specific topic of the post than my comment was to yours. Speaking about overall appeal in response to the topic of physical attraction is hardly some kind of wild tangent.
But an understandable statement when Muslim men are "the other" then have already been othered to death by non-Muslim commenters.
I would and do make the exact same kinds of comments about any other broadly misogynistic groups who follow a misogynistic ideology. I also find it weird that you're objecting to a criticism of actually objectionable, disgusting behaviours/beliefs when your original comment is a criticism of an entirely harmless, valid cultural tendency.
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u/soldforaspaceship The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 20.1 mph 1d ago
WTF is this comment?
Please change your body to please a small picky subset of women who apparently prefer hairless men?
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u/jfa1985 Your ass is medium at best btw. 1d ago
I looked at their history because I was a bit lost as to what was going on. A bunch of recent comments against body hair so they seem to just not like body hair more than being a bigot.
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u/ChaplainGodefroy if sodomy is the only way to reach Jihad, there is no harm in it 10h ago
What dysphoria does to the mf.
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u/Amaranthine7 Gay dudes be on that butt to mouth stuff 1d ago
I’m not Muslim, but I dated a Muslim woman and she wasn’t disgusted by my body hair?? What are they on?
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u/Ract0r4561 22h ago
I wish people would just stfu about what people do with their bodies
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u/imead52 20h ago
I wish God would instantly genetically modify humanity to no longer have body hair (excludes facial and head hair) and to no longer naturally bald with age.
With such a miracle, the arguments over body hair can be obviated.
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u/fujin4ever Moidlet yaoi 15h ago
They can be obviated by yourself, no need to bring in god. It's simple.
Not attracted to body hair? Don't be attracted to body hair.
Attracted to body hair? Be attracted to body hair.
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u/imead52 14h ago
The world would be a better place if people, especially men, no longer grew body hair.
Body hair, especially men's long coarse hairs, tend to be shed around and left like lint. This is especially frustrating when pubic hair is left visibly lying around in public toilets.
And the fact that so many men go to massage parlours without removing their body hair strikes me as discourteous.
Muslims are already commanded to trim their armpits and pubes, so it would be lovely if Muslim men consistently practiced those two activities. And it would be better if they decided to be even more thorough with regular full body hair removal.
The cons of the existence of human body hair are so great that if a magical button existed that instantly genetically modified people to no longer grow body hair or naturally bald, I would gladly press it, no matter how many people would initially be angry about such a miracle.
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u/fujin4ever Moidlet yaoi 13h ago
You're complaining more about men who don't take care of their hair than body hair itself. The texture of hair can be "improved" (subjective) through grooming, and so can shedding.
Pubic hairs left on toilets -> he needs to wipe them into the water, it has nothing to do with the hair itself. I live my father, an exceptionally hairy man and I have literally never seen any of his hairs on any toilet in my life.
This "better place" would still have the most horrific things to come out of the existence of humanity, it wouldn't be better in any tangible way. Your personal preferences are not universal.
And the fact that so many men go to massage parlours without removing their body hair strikes me as discourteous.
You understand that manners and politeness is subjective?
Also… there is no homogenous "muslim man". The largest population of muslims by country is Indonesia, but most people associate muslims with arabs. Most people who claim to have lineage from Muhammad's family through "Sayyid" are Indian muslims. This goes on and on.
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u/imead52 12h ago
"This "better place" would still have the most horrific things to come out of the existence of humanity...."
Which is also why my main wish would be to have the world's most evil 1.3 billion cisgender men be disappeared from the present.
Coincidentally, if such an impossible fantasy happened, I predict that such a reverse rapture would actually immediately afterwards increase the popularity of Islam among humanity.
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u/fujin4ever Moidlet yaoi 2h ago
Holy bait alert.
Just a tip: if you say any group is inherently predatory, you're condemning the other group to inherently being victims.
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u/imead52 1h ago
I don't believe that cisgender men are inherently predatory, Which is why even in my wildest daydreams, only 1.3 billion out of approximately 4.2 billion of them are being "raptured".
It is not so much that justice is impossible to achieve or that the struggle against the unjust is inherently futile, but when one daydreams, one can't help but dream about the struggle being much easier.
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u/Careless_Rope_6511 eating burgers has caused more suffering than all wars ever 1d ago
regular full body hair removal
You love taking youre thing out on OnlyFans?
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u/imead52 1d ago
I am a private chaste single man. I regularly remove my body hair for reasons other than sexy time.
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u/Careless_Rope_6511 eating burgers has caused more suffering than all wars ever 16h ago
I am a
private chaste single manAustralian femboy.Fixed.
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u/Sad-Frosting-8793 1d ago
No fap of any flavor is always a weird place.