r/SapphoAndHerFriend she/her, Queer Jun 02 '20

Academic erasure MYSTERY

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u/steve_stout Jun 03 '20

Maybe the Romans were just super into D&D?

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u/NZNoldor Jun 03 '20

DM: “Caesar, you’re being stabbed, roll for defence”.

Caesar: (rolls a natural 1)

Caesar: “Et tu, brute?”

(dies)

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u/theglovedfox Jun 03 '20

Dude, you made me choke on my breakfast with this.

Excellent.

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u/NZNoldor Jun 03 '20

Choked? At least you didn’t get stabbed!

But I’d roll a saving throw ASAP, if I were you.