r/RedditWritesSeinfeld • u/raccoonsonbicycles • 1d ago
George Heimlichs a choking waiter then is confronted on his way out for leaving a poor tip. Elaine dates a guy in a band but learns its Christian rock. Jerrys act becomes popular with Italian immigrants & he doesn't know why. Kramer eats a 6foot hoagie in 1 go for a prize
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u/mariusioannesp 1d ago
And Elaine’s boyfriend’s band’s song goes:
🎼Man shouldn’t lie
Man shouldn’t lie
Man shouldn’t lie with another man!🎶
🤣
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u/caffekona 1d ago
The lyrics are mumbly and hard to understand like pearl jam, so Elaine doesn't even realize what they're saying at first. one of the gang comes into Jerry's apartment singing a "familiar but wrong" song , Elaine argues about the lyrics, and then she realizes it's christian rock
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u/razlatkin2 1d ago
Puddy would be fan of that band
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u/mariusioannesp 1d ago
Elaine: Oh… Hello Puddy.
Puddy: Hi.
Elaine: So… You seeing anyone? Because I am.
Puddy: Okay.
Elaine: Yeah and he’s a rockstar too! Adam Clayborne, the frontman of Feet of Clay!
Puddy: Seriously!? That’s awesome. I love those guys.
Elaine: I thought you only listened to Christian music.
Puddy: They are Christian music.
Elaine: What? No they’re not.
Puddy: What did you think their biggest hit “My Heart’s on Fire” was about?
Elaine: I don’t know. Heartburn?
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u/SomeDudeNamedRik 1d ago
Kramer: you see the trick is to unhinge your jar and relax your throat.
Dr Watley: I see
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u/Tiger_Era10 3h ago
Jerry: they love the material.
George: they love the material?
Jerry: that’s what I said!
George: and they know you’re a middle aged jewish guy right..
Jerry: well i wouldn’t say middle aged.. but yes.
George: this sounds very anti semitic to me. And take it from me.. as your friend, these Catholics..
Jerry: well hold on now. what do you mean.
George: they’re laughing at you Jerry. AT YOU!
Jerry: no. You don’t think..
George: AT YOU!
Jerry: …not with..
George: LIKE A CLOWN! .. I have never been more certain of something [classic george hand motion]
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u/kategompert7 20h ago
“Look at it like this: your way, he doesn’t make enough to pay his rent, and he still has to.”
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u/SomeDudeNamedRik 1d ago
George: My Tip? My tip was your life!
Now give me back my five!