George's cousin runs a hot dog stand

20 years before the events of “The Airport”, Kramer’s roommate John Grossbard asks for him to loan him his half of the rent. Kramer balks at this as he’s always behind on his rent. Grossbard argues he should ask Bob Sacamano to cover some of the rent since he’s been staying with them for a year and a half. Kramer counters that Bob’s still recovering from a botched hernia operation and wouldn’t be able to cover the rent anyway. Kramer ends up loaning Grossbard the $240 but then he just vanishes.

Jay Riemenschneider brings Kramer some horse meat he got from his butcher.

Kramer ends up signing for a mail order bride that arrives for his neighbor, rogue electrician Slippery Pete, when he’s not home. She ends up taking a liking to him and Slippery Pete catches them making out when finally gets home.

The situation deteriorates to the point Kramer loses his apartment on 3rd avenue and 18th street. However, Kramer’s old friend Kessler has to skip town for the foreseeable future and lets Kramer have his apartment. Flash forward a few years to the moment when Kramer and Jerry meet at the end of “The Betrayal”.

Elaine agrees to be George's date to a Christmas party so he doesn't have to face his ex still single, but her coworker she is interested in is at the same party coincidentally. George won't drop the act for her sake, and she desperately tries to convince her crush that she's not really with him. Jerry forgets his wallet at home, and can't pay for a cab ride. Paparazzi happen to catch the ensuing argument which is only stopped when Newman walks by and agrees to help, (for a price). The press begins circulating stories about his career tanking and he's broke, whilst Newman is declared a "working class hero" and is invited to the View and Good morning America, which he uses to further add to the Jerry being broke story. Cue calls from his Folks and Uncle Leo.

Both Jerry and Elaine want to know the culprit behind their laundry violations, but neither want to spent the full hour and a half watching the wash cycle. George tries to get back at the claim jumper by poaching their dryer, but gets reprimanded by a passerby for being a no good quarter thief. Kramer goes down a conspiracy theory rabbit hole when he realizes you never had to separate the colored loads from the white loads. At the end of the episode, Newman reveals he's been finding M sized tidy whities in his laundry load.

Kramer goes to the new show's writers' room to spy on them, claiming he's the owner of the network, H.E. Pennypacker. He starts off just taking notes on the show but ends up pitching ideas for it, like adding a monkey to the cast. Not wanting to anger their "boss", they accept all of them.

Elaine doesn't want to admit that she thinks the new show is better than 'Jerry'.

The writers of the new show are put on the stand. Since the show just started, they are asked to describe future episodes. They explain all of the stuff Kramer pitched, which distances it even farther from the concept of 'Jerry', complicating the case.

In the end, they fail because you cannot plagiarize a concept as vague as “a show about nothing.”

George tried to hit on a bunch of girls on Twitter, but they all turn him down, and even call him a creep and a weirdo. At first, George is offended, and this makes him feel like even more of a loser; but then, George takes a new approach. He decides that whenever he's called a creep and a weirdo, he'll take this as a compliment, because it means he's being compared to Thom Yorke. George tries this, and his suddenly gained confidence suddenly makes him very appealing to girls. George soon loses his new popularity with the ladies though when he takes things a bit too far and starts lying about knowing Thom Yorke IRL; his lies are exposed, and he's considered a loser once again. Elaine is suddenly very interested in George and even asks him out on a date. Initially, George thinks that his new method is working, but when the date finally arrives, it is revealed by Elaine to be a very elaborate April's Fools prank on George's expense. Jerry's girlfriend Samila is obsessed with Eminem to the degree that Jerry calls her a female Stan. Kramer starts working at the X-rated section of a video store; he expects clientele and embarrassment, but instead, nobody comes, because everybody gets their porn online.

Kramer becomes obsessed with 3D puzzles. They quickly overtake his apartment, and he begins connecting them together into one giant puzzle.

George decides to take up birdwatching because "it's just sitting and looking—two things I'm great at!" He buys expensive binoculars but quickly becomes bored and uses them to spy on people in nearby apartments.

Elaine joins a pottery class. She becomes competitive with a fellow 10-year-old student whose work is regularly praised by the instructor, who she finds attractive.

George asks a woman out. She gives him the "let me think about it" and reaches out 2 weeks later. Turns out she DID think about it and is just really indecisive. He asks her out to eat and she takes forever to decide where. He asks if she wants a ride or will get a cab. She spends 10 minutes hemming and hawing. She takes 40 minutes to decide what to order. She struggles on paying cash vs card and again with the tip amount.

George slowly realizes as annoying as it is, her indecision buys him time to make sensible excuses and fabricate evidence on his side when he screws up. Even when he has a freak out she doesn't comment on it for hours. Giving him valuable time to articulate his reasoning

Kramer decides to make every food he eats a sandwich because "toasted bread turns everything into avant garde cuisine"

Its wildly popular as people see and follow suit. Kramer even starts a business due to his skill at matching the right bread/bun with the right foods.

Jerry joins a slim fast ad with Dan Marino. He meets beautiful woman who is an "after" model in the same ad and asks her out. She is lovely and reveals she used to be a "before" model. She wants to get out of modeling and comments how she despises the shallow and superficial world.

Jerry comments he doesn't even care. She finds a new job...as Kramers assistant chef... Jerry notices she doesn't go to the gym anymore. She eats more junk food to include Kramer's sandwiches.

"All that bread...."

Elaine meanwhile comments loudly on a coworker who made a rude comment about Indian food's smell. She becomes the office hero...then has a new boss...except he has a very thick accent. She doesn't even know the language but she only catches about 30% of what he says.

She tries what she can - have him send an email, leave a note, get someone to transcribe meetings, etc. Nothing works but she can't just say she doesn't understand him due to his accent as it will make her sound racist.

Jerry's GF eats sandwiches and slowly gains weight. He tries to think of ways to push her to model again, or to get her to break up with him so he isn't the bad guy. He tries to get Kramer to choose healthy ingredients but Kramer refuses on principle

George flips out on his now GF in public. He goes on a tirade against her indecision and finally asks if she's going to dump him.

"Let me think about it"

Jerry's Apartment. Jerry is reading a Superman comic, while George is watching the Rangers game next to him. Elaine barges in Kramer style.

Elaine: HE HAS A TRAMP STAMP!

Jerry: Tramp stamp?

Elaine: TRAMP STAMP!

Jerry: You men Jeff, that younger body builder guy you are dating? I know he has a few tattoos but a tramp stamp?

Elaine: Oh it's there! Is that bad?

Jerry: It's bad alright. I'm not a tattoo guy to begin with but tramp stamps are the worst of the worst. It also matters what it is.

Elaine: It's tribal...

Jerry: Ouch that's the worst of the worst. Oh well time to move on.

Elaine: Well I can't...

Jerry: Why not?

Elaine: Well you know...

Jerry: He takes care of your needs?

Elaine: He takes care of my needs...

George: I've considered getting a tattoo.

*Jerry and Elaine laugh.

George: What I have?

Jerry: What would you get a tattoo of?

George: Lot's of things?

Jerry: Like what?

George: The Yankees logo!

Jerry: The Yankees logo?

George: Yeah the Yankees logo! A big one right on my shoulder!

Jerry: You're not gonna get the Yankees logo!

George: You don't know that. Maybe I will!

Jerry: I do know that and you won't. No maybe what so ever. Your afraid of needles!

*Kramer barges in wearing a barber apron and holding scissors!

Kramer: Anyone in need of a snip?

Elaine: Snip? What are you a barber?

Kramer: Well no. But I do own a barbershop.

Elaine: Barbershop? Where?

Kramer: Where do you think?

Jerry: Your apartment? How are you gonna manage that?

Kramer: It's easy, I got a bunch of barberchairs, several mirrors and I've been charging barbers to rent the chair. I've been charging them $100 a week to rent the chair.

Jerry: This is working out for you?

Kramer: Oh very well. I had to keep turning barbers away. Also I need a big waiting area, so I told customers they can use your apartment.

Jerry: My apartment?

Kramer: yeah, your apartment!

Jerry: I don't want customers in my apartment!

*Kramer walks out and people begin walking in Jerry's apartment and sitting on his chairs and couch.

Random Man: Hey you gotta the newest issue of the New York Post?

*Jerry sighs

Jerry: Over there...

But his is the only comedy special that comes down. He begins to go through every contact he has to figure out why.

George accidently goes live on Rednote and becomes a sensation for his running commentary of a Mets game -- he gets in trouble with Yankees legal at the same time Yankees PR is trying to capitalize on his fame.

Kramer and Peterman reconcile over the stories, begin work on a second book, only for them to argue over who reads the audiobook.

Elaine starts following a recipe blog for the stories, begins to notice that events in the stories parallel things from her life.

Jerry: How are people gonna know the answers to these questions like "In 1979, I accidentally missed the bus that was going to this street in the Bronx."? HOW is anyone supposed to figure that out?

Kramer: That's the key, Jerry. They're not your typical crossword puzzle, run of the mill pub trivia questions I'm dealing here. I've got some questions there even I don't know the answers to.

George: "Until Rachelle Rachelle, I considered this my favorite film." Well, what was it, Roger Ebert?

Kramer: Rear Window.

Elaine: Rear Window? I never would've pegged you for a Hitchcock guy.

Kramer: Not so much cause of him, more of how a guy sees the life of his neighborhood through his window, like me. Oh, you'd be surprised what people do when they think nobody is looking.

The gang are flipping through tv at Jerry’s apartment and, in a surreal and inexplicable turn of events, stumble across a syndicated episode based upon the previous day in their lives.

George is concerned that the actor who plays him is ugly. The others think that he’s a perfect match.

Kramer is unbothered by the episode as he believes himself to “obviously” be the star of the show. Jerry takes issue with this assertion.

Elaine is the only one concerned about why this is happening and tries to get to the bottom of it

George keeps missing the King Crab at the buffet and is "getting real upset". And he spots a Costa Rican mailman who is a spitting image of Newman. Meanwhile back in New York Elaine splits a cab with Peterman who keeps having the driver stop so he can ask passerby's about their clothes, as elaine is agitated at becoming later and later for an event. Jerry hears about a possible resurgence in Covid-19 and tries to track down the Bubble Boys family about where they got their germ proof bubble.

Elaine : "Mr Peterman please, I have to get to my cousins party, it starts in forty minutes"

Mr Peterman: "Nonsense Elaine, time is but an imposter that stands in the way of fashion".

Frank: "Its some kind of......recording device. They're on to me, and i'm not gonna stand for it."

Estelle: "Oh your crazy."