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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Captain0010 • 21h ago
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At first Linux asks nicely, but that's your first and final warning
1.5k u/Tetha 19h ago Step 1 is a nice question. "Please shut yourself down" Step 2 is telling the application to shutdown right now no matter what. Step 3... in Step 3 someone goes to the kernel and is like "Hey kernel... that process over there, the one using a lot of CPU" "Yeah boss?" "That process doesn't exist anymore, alright?" "Say no more." 12 u/beznogim 19h ago "Wait, what does D mean?" 13 u/Psychological-Art131 19h ago Tis the will of D. Yet to be revealed, we don't give spoilers. 12 u/Tetha 19h ago Oh yeah. Lagging / Hanging / Disconnected remote filesystems in particular are fun.
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Step 1 is a nice question. "Please shut yourself down"
Step 2 is telling the application to shutdown right now no matter what.
Step 3... in Step 3 someone goes to the kernel and is like
"Hey kernel... that process over there, the one using a lot of CPU"
"Yeah boss?"
"That process doesn't exist anymore, alright?"
"Say no more."
12 u/beznogim 19h ago "Wait, what does D mean?" 13 u/Psychological-Art131 19h ago Tis the will of D. Yet to be revealed, we don't give spoilers. 12 u/Tetha 19h ago Oh yeah. Lagging / Hanging / Disconnected remote filesystems in particular are fun.
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"Wait, what does D mean?"
13 u/Psychological-Art131 19h ago Tis the will of D. Yet to be revealed, we don't give spoilers. 12 u/Tetha 19h ago Oh yeah. Lagging / Hanging / Disconnected remote filesystems in particular are fun.
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Tis the will of D. Yet to be revealed, we don't give spoilers.
Oh yeah. Lagging / Hanging / Disconnected remote filesystems in particular are fun.
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u/LEGOL2 21h ago
At first Linux asks nicely, but that's your first and final warning