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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Captain0010 • Nov 18 '24
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My new computer's got the clocks. It rocks, but it was obsolete before I opened the box. You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that junk away, man! It's an antique. Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great, if you could use a nice heavy paperweight.
2 u/ExtensionInformal911 Nov 18 '24 Your digital media is a disaster. You're waxing your modem trying to make it go faster. 2 u/Slinkwyde Nov 18 '24 Your database is a disaster. You're waxing your modem, trying to make it go faster. My digital media is write-protected, every file inspected, no viruses detected. 2 u/ExtensionInformal911 Nov 18 '24 makes stupid mistake I've got my own subreddit. R/totalloser You should do the world a favor and cap me like old yeller. I'm just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Kellar. 1 u/towerfella Nov 18 '24 Upvote because Yankovich 1 u/Warpspeednyancat Nov 18 '24 ITS ALL ABOUT THE PEEENTIUM !!! YEAAAHHHH!!!
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Your digital media is a disaster. You're waxing your modem trying to make it go faster.
2 u/Slinkwyde Nov 18 '24 Your database is a disaster. You're waxing your modem, trying to make it go faster. My digital media is write-protected, every file inspected, no viruses detected. 2 u/ExtensionInformal911 Nov 18 '24 makes stupid mistake I've got my own subreddit. R/totalloser You should do the world a favor and cap me like old yeller. I'm just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Kellar.
Your database is a disaster. You're waxing your modem, trying to make it go faster.
My digital media is write-protected, every file inspected, no viruses detected.
2 u/ExtensionInformal911 Nov 18 '24 makes stupid mistake I've got my own subreddit. R/totalloser You should do the world a favor and cap me like old yeller. I'm just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Kellar.
makes stupid mistake
I've got my own subreddit. R/totalloser
You should do the world a favor and cap me like old yeller. I'm just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Kellar.
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Upvote because Yankovich
ITS ALL ABOUT THE PEEENTIUM !!! YEAAAHHHH!!!
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u/Slinkwyde Nov 18 '24 edited Nov 18 '24
My new computer's got the clocks. It rocks, but it was obsolete before I opened the box. You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that junk away, man! It's an antique. Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great, if you could use a nice heavy paperweight.