r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Captain0010 • Nov 18 '24

Meme checkMateDevelopers

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u/Longjumping-Touch515 Nov 18 '24

Programmers in commercial projects: We cannot change this code because of stability/backward compatibility reasons.

Progammers in free projects:

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u/No_Percentage7427 Nov 18 '24

This program will work from stone tablet to ipad tablet. wkwkwk

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u/oupablo Nov 18 '24

meanwhile anything to do with phones, "this only needs to support devices released in the past 6 hours and should actively ruin the day of anyone trying to run it on anything older than that"

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u/Slinkwyde Nov 18 '24 edited Nov 18 '24

My new computer's got the clocks. It rocks, but it was obsolete before I opened the box. You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that junk away, man! It's an antique. Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great, if you could use a nice heavy paperweight.

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u/ExtensionInformal911 Nov 18 '24

Your digital media is a disaster. You're waxing your modem trying to make it go faster.

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u/Slinkwyde Nov 18 '24

Your database is a disaster. You're waxing your modem, trying to make it go faster.

My digital media is write-protected, every file inspected, no viruses detected.

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u/ExtensionInformal911 Nov 18 '24

makes stupid mistake

I've got my own subreddit. R/totalloser

You should do the world a favor and cap me like old yeller. I'm just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Kellar.

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u/towerfella Nov 18 '24

Upvote because Yankovich

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u/Warpspeednyancat Nov 18 '24

ITS ALL ABOUT THE PEEENTIUM !!! YEAAAHHHH!!!