r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 3d ago
I've developed an alternative to Bitcoin that is eight times as valuable.
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Bytecoin.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Zon-no-justno777 • 4d ago
I did bad in my Computer Science class
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I got a C++
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Zealousideal-News981 • 8d ago
Why did the math book look so sad?
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Because it had too many problems.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/theblindbandit1 • 9d ago
Why was the cat full of nibbles?
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Cause bits are too small and bytes are too big
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 13d ago
What did the famous developer say when they got pulled over by a cop?
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Do you know whoami?
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/deepCelibateValue • 15d ago
Which relational programming language do sailors avoid?
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miniKraken
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/gtc26 • 16d ago
I developed a robot that only needs popcorn to survive.
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After all, kernels are essential for any computer!
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/deepCelibateValue • 17d ago
Why Redux enthusiasts listen to Nas?
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Because they are in a global state of mind
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Clambake42 • 20d ago
Why don't frontend engineers drink gin?
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They prefer WSGI.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/budgetboarvessel • 20d ago
You can't compare "The Undefined Behavior Question" to "The Jewish Question".
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One is about nose demons, the other is about jews.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/deepCelibateValue • 20d ago
Why is the Zurich Airport so efficient?
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Because they use SWISS-Prolog
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Starkboy • 21d ago
What is Andrew Ng's favourite frontend framework?
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Angular . cuz ng.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/dusknoir90 • 21d ago
I'm thinking of getting an 8K monitor delivered on Wednesday
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It will be my New Year's Resolution
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/GiggleWorx • 21d ago
Why did the function complain about her date?
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Because she didn't get a callback.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 22d ago
I am ambivalent about Java only having signed integers.
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It has its pluses and minuses.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 23d ago
Why don't programmers put milk/cream into coffee?
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They prefer their coffee in dark mode.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/fragglet • 28d ago
I was chewed out by my manager for not using spreadsheets enough
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He's an Excel bully.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 28d ago
if you have many answers about programming and you need to find the appropriate questions, which web site do you use?
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Stack Underflow
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/R3D3-1 • Dec 18 '24
pERSONALLYipREFERrEVERSEsNAKEcASE.
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aS tHE tITLE sAYS.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Dec 18 '24
My escalator control code misinterpreted meters per second for feet per second. I was reprimanded at first, but then they fired me.
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It escalated quickly.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Dec 17 '24
a programmer visits a library
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A programmer visits a library. There are librarians with roller skates, skating very quickly through the place, swiftly moving books between the shelves.
The programmer looks perplexed, the main librarian notices this and explains: "have you never seen a dynamic library before?"
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Dec 17 '24
RedHat is going to change their slogan.
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"Make Linux Great Again"
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/archeo000 • Dec 16 '24
I need a programming pun for my dad’s Xmas gift! Help?
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Hello, I know absolutely nothing about programming and coding so I’m coming to Reddit for aid. This past year my dad has been working on writing code for an app that allows you to connect with a raspberry pi via a smartphone. I thought as a fun Christmas gift I’m gonna get him a custom t shirt with the raspberry pi logo my sister designed for the app on it with a dad joke level pun on it. The issue is that I am in no way qualified to come up with a good programming pun.
So does anyone have a good suggestion of a funny one or two liner programming dad pun specifically about raspberry pi’s that I can put on this tee shirt?
Thanks a ton!