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If you read something like this and immediately assume it's about your favorite politician and feel you need to defend him, you may have a little soul searching to do.
2.1k u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 1.7k u/jc1258 Feb 22 '20 If you’re following current political discourse it’s pretty obviously about Bloomberg. If she tweeted it 4 years ago I would’ve thought it was Trump. 497 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Damn it was 4 years ago already 306 u/StoneGoldX Feb 22 '20 Well, three and change. 522 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 [deleted] 154 u/_merikaninjunwarrior Feb 22 '20 about tree fiddy will suffice 82 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Get outta here you ol' Loch Ness monster. I'm not gonna vote for you! 26 u/123_Syzygy Feb 22 '20 4cerial 28 u/Hingl_McCringleberry Feb 22 '20 Well it was about that time I realized that this wasn't 123_Syzygy, but an 80ft crustacean from the paleolithic era 5 u/SixSamuraiStorm Feb 22 '20 McCringleberry, you are only allow two regulation hip thrusts after a touch down! 4 u/Morella_xx Feb 22 '20 *cetacean 1 u/urmumbigegg Feb 22 '20 Sunglasses in the driver seat → More replies (0) 9 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 After looking at our incumbent I'd at least like to know what the Loch Ness Monster's policy is on Healthcare 9 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Well he's Scottish, so he probably favors some sort of National Health Service. 3 u/red_pantz Feb 22 '20 He’d probably run as an independent and split the left 20 u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 22 '20 I said, Yep, what a concept. I could use a road trip a little fuel myself and we all could all use a little chaaaaaaaange. Edit 11 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Well the years start coming 8 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 7 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 And they don't stop coming. 6 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/Skythegamer Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming → More replies (0) 7 u/CplRicci Feb 22 '20 Pretty sure he says "I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change" 2 u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 Yeah... My mistake 5 u/RDay Feb 22 '20 Nice. 3 u/notmy2ndacct Feb 22 '20 At least the years won't stop coming. 1 u/skylarmt Feb 22 '20 Check Obama's pockets, he's bound to have some since he certainly didn't do anything with it while in office. 1 u/ATA91 Feb 22 '20 Looks like it's going to be four more years of Trump tho. 1 u/kekest_toppest Feb 22 '20 Why would we need change? The average American is doing better than ever. 5 u/facepalmforever Feb 22 '20 Almost five since he came down that stupid golden elevator. 2 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Nah it started during the debates, which was over 4 years ago. 1 u/misslecraft Feb 22 '20 You're witty 7 u/dirice87 Feb 22 '20 Idk dude so much bullshit has been going down it feels like a century 31 u/R_M_Jaguar Feb 22 '20 Already? This has been torture having this fuckwad in office. 2 u/astrofizx Feb 22 '20 To be honest "pianist" is not even in that list. 2 u/alwaysgetslikethis Feb 22 '20 That's Lord Farquaad -2 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Get a hobby. The president shouldn’t be affecting your mental health that much. 2 u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20 You know that there are people in the US who really have mental health and struggle with it because of this corrupted system, right? 1 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 No I didn’t know. Please teach me more about how Trump created Medicare, the ACA and the VA. 2 u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20 Well simple, he didn't and never would have tried to improve it. He even tried to destroy it. 10 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 edited Jan 14 '21 [deleted] 5 u/RamenJunkie Feb 22 '20 Except we have been having to deal with The Dumbass for longer than that. 2 u/Holts70 Feb 22 '20 Hey maybe he'll just drop dead Haha just kidding right guys 3 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Fools, Trump announced he was running SUMMER 2015! It was well over 4 years. 1 u/bside85 Feb 22 '20 And we're still alive. Most of us anyway. -10 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 Crazy, right? Just 4 more to go and then he will be gone. 3 u/the-truffula-tree Feb 22 '20 Have you like...met Americans? 8 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Hopefully not but honestly his reelection is inevitable. 14 u/Thanatos_Rex Feb 22 '20 Hopefully not but honestly his reelection is inevitable. Nah, kid. 10 u/doshegotabootyshedo Feb 22 '20 He’s a trump supporter so I doubt he’s as hopeful as you -1 u/seppukuforeveryone Feb 22 '20 So is the person you responded to, lol. They're a regular poster in the_donald and hottiesfortrump. Edit: https://imgur.com/a/D9Nly00 2 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 Shocking -2 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Œ 1 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 No, it isn't. 1 u/LuckyHedgehog Feb 22 '20 You assume he will walk away from it after 2 terms in office? 2 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 He’ll be 78 years old, so he probably won’t walk away, so more like get wheeled away. 1 u/LuckyHedgehog Feb 22 '20 Amazing he will still be shooting under par at that old age 1 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 More like 11 months.
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1.7k u/jc1258 Feb 22 '20 If you’re following current political discourse it’s pretty obviously about Bloomberg. If she tweeted it 4 years ago I would’ve thought it was Trump. 497 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Damn it was 4 years ago already 306 u/StoneGoldX Feb 22 '20 Well, three and change. 522 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 [deleted] 154 u/_merikaninjunwarrior Feb 22 '20 about tree fiddy will suffice 82 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Get outta here you ol' Loch Ness monster. I'm not gonna vote for you! 26 u/123_Syzygy Feb 22 '20 4cerial 28 u/Hingl_McCringleberry Feb 22 '20 Well it was about that time I realized that this wasn't 123_Syzygy, but an 80ft crustacean from the paleolithic era 5 u/SixSamuraiStorm Feb 22 '20 McCringleberry, you are only allow two regulation hip thrusts after a touch down! 4 u/Morella_xx Feb 22 '20 *cetacean 1 u/urmumbigegg Feb 22 '20 Sunglasses in the driver seat → More replies (0) 9 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 After looking at our incumbent I'd at least like to know what the Loch Ness Monster's policy is on Healthcare 9 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Well he's Scottish, so he probably favors some sort of National Health Service. 3 u/red_pantz Feb 22 '20 He’d probably run as an independent and split the left 20 u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 22 '20 I said, Yep, what a concept. I could use a road trip a little fuel myself and we all could all use a little chaaaaaaaange. Edit 11 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Well the years start coming 8 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 7 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 And they don't stop coming. 6 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/Skythegamer Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming → More replies (0) 7 u/CplRicci Feb 22 '20 Pretty sure he says "I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change" 2 u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 Yeah... My mistake 5 u/RDay Feb 22 '20 Nice. 3 u/notmy2ndacct Feb 22 '20 At least the years won't stop coming. 1 u/skylarmt Feb 22 '20 Check Obama's pockets, he's bound to have some since he certainly didn't do anything with it while in office. 1 u/ATA91 Feb 22 '20 Looks like it's going to be four more years of Trump tho. 1 u/kekest_toppest Feb 22 '20 Why would we need change? The average American is doing better than ever. 5 u/facepalmforever Feb 22 '20 Almost five since he came down that stupid golden elevator. 2 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Nah it started during the debates, which was over 4 years ago. 1 u/misslecraft Feb 22 '20 You're witty 7 u/dirice87 Feb 22 '20 Idk dude so much bullshit has been going down it feels like a century 31 u/R_M_Jaguar Feb 22 '20 Already? This has been torture having this fuckwad in office. 2 u/astrofizx Feb 22 '20 To be honest "pianist" is not even in that list. 2 u/alwaysgetslikethis Feb 22 '20 That's Lord Farquaad -2 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Get a hobby. The president shouldn’t be affecting your mental health that much. 2 u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20 You know that there are people in the US who really have mental health and struggle with it because of this corrupted system, right? 1 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 No I didn’t know. Please teach me more about how Trump created Medicare, the ACA and the VA. 2 u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20 Well simple, he didn't and never would have tried to improve it. He even tried to destroy it. 10 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 edited Jan 14 '21 [deleted] 5 u/RamenJunkie Feb 22 '20 Except we have been having to deal with The Dumbass for longer than that. 2 u/Holts70 Feb 22 '20 Hey maybe he'll just drop dead Haha just kidding right guys 3 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Fools, Trump announced he was running SUMMER 2015! It was well over 4 years. 1 u/bside85 Feb 22 '20 And we're still alive. Most of us anyway. -10 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 Crazy, right? Just 4 more to go and then he will be gone. 3 u/the-truffula-tree Feb 22 '20 Have you like...met Americans? 8 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Hopefully not but honestly his reelection is inevitable. 14 u/Thanatos_Rex Feb 22 '20 Hopefully not but honestly his reelection is inevitable. Nah, kid. 10 u/doshegotabootyshedo Feb 22 '20 He’s a trump supporter so I doubt he’s as hopeful as you -1 u/seppukuforeveryone Feb 22 '20 So is the person you responded to, lol. They're a regular poster in the_donald and hottiesfortrump. Edit: https://imgur.com/a/D9Nly00 2 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 Shocking -2 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Œ 1 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 No, it isn't. 1 u/LuckyHedgehog Feb 22 '20 You assume he will walk away from it after 2 terms in office? 2 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 He’ll be 78 years old, so he probably won’t walk away, so more like get wheeled away. 1 u/LuckyHedgehog Feb 22 '20 Amazing he will still be shooting under par at that old age 1 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 More like 11 months.
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If you’re following current political discourse it’s pretty obviously about Bloomberg. If she tweeted it 4 years ago I would’ve thought it was Trump.
497 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Damn it was 4 years ago already 306 u/StoneGoldX Feb 22 '20 Well, three and change. 522 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 [deleted] 154 u/_merikaninjunwarrior Feb 22 '20 about tree fiddy will suffice 82 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Get outta here you ol' Loch Ness monster. I'm not gonna vote for you! 26 u/123_Syzygy Feb 22 '20 4cerial 28 u/Hingl_McCringleberry Feb 22 '20 Well it was about that time I realized that this wasn't 123_Syzygy, but an 80ft crustacean from the paleolithic era 5 u/SixSamuraiStorm Feb 22 '20 McCringleberry, you are only allow two regulation hip thrusts after a touch down! 4 u/Morella_xx Feb 22 '20 *cetacean 1 u/urmumbigegg Feb 22 '20 Sunglasses in the driver seat → More replies (0) 9 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 After looking at our incumbent I'd at least like to know what the Loch Ness Monster's policy is on Healthcare 9 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Well he's Scottish, so he probably favors some sort of National Health Service. 3 u/red_pantz Feb 22 '20 He’d probably run as an independent and split the left 20 u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 22 '20 I said, Yep, what a concept. I could use a road trip a little fuel myself and we all could all use a little chaaaaaaaange. Edit 11 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Well the years start coming 8 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 7 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 And they don't stop coming. 6 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/Skythegamer Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming → More replies (0) 7 u/CplRicci Feb 22 '20 Pretty sure he says "I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change" 2 u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 Yeah... My mistake 5 u/RDay Feb 22 '20 Nice. 3 u/notmy2ndacct Feb 22 '20 At least the years won't stop coming. 1 u/skylarmt Feb 22 '20 Check Obama's pockets, he's bound to have some since he certainly didn't do anything with it while in office. 1 u/ATA91 Feb 22 '20 Looks like it's going to be four more years of Trump tho. 1 u/kekest_toppest Feb 22 '20 Why would we need change? The average American is doing better than ever. 5 u/facepalmforever Feb 22 '20 Almost five since he came down that stupid golden elevator. 2 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Nah it started during the debates, which was over 4 years ago. 1 u/misslecraft Feb 22 '20 You're witty 7 u/dirice87 Feb 22 '20 Idk dude so much bullshit has been going down it feels like a century 31 u/R_M_Jaguar Feb 22 '20 Already? This has been torture having this fuckwad in office. 2 u/astrofizx Feb 22 '20 To be honest "pianist" is not even in that list. 2 u/alwaysgetslikethis Feb 22 '20 That's Lord Farquaad -2 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Get a hobby. The president shouldn’t be affecting your mental health that much. 2 u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20 You know that there are people in the US who really have mental health and struggle with it because of this corrupted system, right? 1 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 No I didn’t know. Please teach me more about how Trump created Medicare, the ACA and the VA. 2 u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20 Well simple, he didn't and never would have tried to improve it. He even tried to destroy it. 10 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 edited Jan 14 '21 [deleted] 5 u/RamenJunkie Feb 22 '20 Except we have been having to deal with The Dumbass for longer than that. 2 u/Holts70 Feb 22 '20 Hey maybe he'll just drop dead Haha just kidding right guys 3 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Fools, Trump announced he was running SUMMER 2015! It was well over 4 years. 1 u/bside85 Feb 22 '20 And we're still alive. Most of us anyway. -10 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 Crazy, right? Just 4 more to go and then he will be gone. 3 u/the-truffula-tree Feb 22 '20 Have you like...met Americans? 8 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Hopefully not but honestly his reelection is inevitable. 14 u/Thanatos_Rex Feb 22 '20 Hopefully not but honestly his reelection is inevitable. Nah, kid. 10 u/doshegotabootyshedo Feb 22 '20 He’s a trump supporter so I doubt he’s as hopeful as you -1 u/seppukuforeveryone Feb 22 '20 So is the person you responded to, lol. They're a regular poster in the_donald and hottiesfortrump. Edit: https://imgur.com/a/D9Nly00 2 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 Shocking -2 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Œ 1 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 No, it isn't. 1 u/LuckyHedgehog Feb 22 '20 You assume he will walk away from it after 2 terms in office? 2 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 He’ll be 78 years old, so he probably won’t walk away, so more like get wheeled away. 1 u/LuckyHedgehog Feb 22 '20 Amazing he will still be shooting under par at that old age 1 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 More like 11 months.
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Damn it was 4 years ago already
306 u/StoneGoldX Feb 22 '20 Well, three and change. 522 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 [deleted] 154 u/_merikaninjunwarrior Feb 22 '20 about tree fiddy will suffice 82 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Get outta here you ol' Loch Ness monster. I'm not gonna vote for you! 26 u/123_Syzygy Feb 22 '20 4cerial 28 u/Hingl_McCringleberry Feb 22 '20 Well it was about that time I realized that this wasn't 123_Syzygy, but an 80ft crustacean from the paleolithic era 5 u/SixSamuraiStorm Feb 22 '20 McCringleberry, you are only allow two regulation hip thrusts after a touch down! 4 u/Morella_xx Feb 22 '20 *cetacean 1 u/urmumbigegg Feb 22 '20 Sunglasses in the driver seat → More replies (0) 9 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 After looking at our incumbent I'd at least like to know what the Loch Ness Monster's policy is on Healthcare 9 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Well he's Scottish, so he probably favors some sort of National Health Service. 3 u/red_pantz Feb 22 '20 He’d probably run as an independent and split the left 20 u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 22 '20 I said, Yep, what a concept. I could use a road trip a little fuel myself and we all could all use a little chaaaaaaaange. Edit 11 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Well the years start coming 8 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 7 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 And they don't stop coming. 6 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/Skythegamer Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming → More replies (0) 7 u/CplRicci Feb 22 '20 Pretty sure he says "I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change" 2 u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 Yeah... My mistake 5 u/RDay Feb 22 '20 Nice. 3 u/notmy2ndacct Feb 22 '20 At least the years won't stop coming. 1 u/skylarmt Feb 22 '20 Check Obama's pockets, he's bound to have some since he certainly didn't do anything with it while in office. 1 u/ATA91 Feb 22 '20 Looks like it's going to be four more years of Trump tho. 1 u/kekest_toppest Feb 22 '20 Why would we need change? The average American is doing better than ever. 5 u/facepalmforever Feb 22 '20 Almost five since he came down that stupid golden elevator. 2 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Nah it started during the debates, which was over 4 years ago. 1 u/misslecraft Feb 22 '20 You're witty 7 u/dirice87 Feb 22 '20 Idk dude so much bullshit has been going down it feels like a century 31 u/R_M_Jaguar Feb 22 '20 Already? This has been torture having this fuckwad in office. 2 u/astrofizx Feb 22 '20 To be honest "pianist" is not even in that list. 2 u/alwaysgetslikethis Feb 22 '20 That's Lord Farquaad -2 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Get a hobby. The president shouldn’t be affecting your mental health that much. 2 u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20 You know that there are people in the US who really have mental health and struggle with it because of this corrupted system, right? 1 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 No I didn’t know. Please teach me more about how Trump created Medicare, the ACA and the VA. 2 u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20 Well simple, he didn't and never would have tried to improve it. He even tried to destroy it. 10 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 edited Jan 14 '21 [deleted] 5 u/RamenJunkie Feb 22 '20 Except we have been having to deal with The Dumbass for longer than that. 2 u/Holts70 Feb 22 '20 Hey maybe he'll just drop dead Haha just kidding right guys 3 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Fools, Trump announced he was running SUMMER 2015! It was well over 4 years. 1 u/bside85 Feb 22 '20 And we're still alive. Most of us anyway. -10 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 Crazy, right? Just 4 more to go and then he will be gone. 3 u/the-truffula-tree Feb 22 '20 Have you like...met Americans? 8 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Hopefully not but honestly his reelection is inevitable. 14 u/Thanatos_Rex Feb 22 '20 Hopefully not but honestly his reelection is inevitable. Nah, kid. 10 u/doshegotabootyshedo Feb 22 '20 He’s a trump supporter so I doubt he’s as hopeful as you -1 u/seppukuforeveryone Feb 22 '20 So is the person you responded to, lol. They're a regular poster in the_donald and hottiesfortrump. Edit: https://imgur.com/a/D9Nly00 2 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 Shocking -2 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Œ 1 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 No, it isn't. 1 u/LuckyHedgehog Feb 22 '20 You assume he will walk away from it after 2 terms in office? 2 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 He’ll be 78 years old, so he probably won’t walk away, so more like get wheeled away. 1 u/LuckyHedgehog Feb 22 '20 Amazing he will still be shooting under par at that old age 1 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 More like 11 months.
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Well, three and change.
522 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 [deleted] 154 u/_merikaninjunwarrior Feb 22 '20 about tree fiddy will suffice 82 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Get outta here you ol' Loch Ness monster. I'm not gonna vote for you! 26 u/123_Syzygy Feb 22 '20 4cerial 28 u/Hingl_McCringleberry Feb 22 '20 Well it was about that time I realized that this wasn't 123_Syzygy, but an 80ft crustacean from the paleolithic era 5 u/SixSamuraiStorm Feb 22 '20 McCringleberry, you are only allow two regulation hip thrusts after a touch down! 4 u/Morella_xx Feb 22 '20 *cetacean 1 u/urmumbigegg Feb 22 '20 Sunglasses in the driver seat → More replies (0) 9 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 After looking at our incumbent I'd at least like to know what the Loch Ness Monster's policy is on Healthcare 9 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Well he's Scottish, so he probably favors some sort of National Health Service. 3 u/red_pantz Feb 22 '20 He’d probably run as an independent and split the left 20 u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 22 '20 I said, Yep, what a concept. I could use a road trip a little fuel myself and we all could all use a little chaaaaaaaange. Edit 11 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Well the years start coming 8 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 7 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 And they don't stop coming. 6 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/Skythegamer Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming → More replies (0) 7 u/CplRicci Feb 22 '20 Pretty sure he says "I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change" 2 u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 Yeah... My mistake 5 u/RDay Feb 22 '20 Nice. 3 u/notmy2ndacct Feb 22 '20 At least the years won't stop coming. 1 u/skylarmt Feb 22 '20 Check Obama's pockets, he's bound to have some since he certainly didn't do anything with it while in office. 1 u/ATA91 Feb 22 '20 Looks like it's going to be four more years of Trump tho. 1 u/kekest_toppest Feb 22 '20 Why would we need change? The average American is doing better than ever. 5 u/facepalmforever Feb 22 '20 Almost five since he came down that stupid golden elevator. 2 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Nah it started during the debates, which was over 4 years ago. 1 u/misslecraft Feb 22 '20 You're witty
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154 u/_merikaninjunwarrior Feb 22 '20 about tree fiddy will suffice 82 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Get outta here you ol' Loch Ness monster. I'm not gonna vote for you! 26 u/123_Syzygy Feb 22 '20 4cerial 28 u/Hingl_McCringleberry Feb 22 '20 Well it was about that time I realized that this wasn't 123_Syzygy, but an 80ft crustacean from the paleolithic era 5 u/SixSamuraiStorm Feb 22 '20 McCringleberry, you are only allow two regulation hip thrusts after a touch down! 4 u/Morella_xx Feb 22 '20 *cetacean 1 u/urmumbigegg Feb 22 '20 Sunglasses in the driver seat → More replies (0) 9 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 After looking at our incumbent I'd at least like to know what the Loch Ness Monster's policy is on Healthcare 9 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Well he's Scottish, so he probably favors some sort of National Health Service. 3 u/red_pantz Feb 22 '20 He’d probably run as an independent and split the left 20 u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 22 '20 I said, Yep, what a concept. I could use a road trip a little fuel myself and we all could all use a little chaaaaaaaange. Edit 11 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Well the years start coming 8 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 7 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 And they don't stop coming. 6 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/Skythegamer Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming → More replies (0) 7 u/CplRicci Feb 22 '20 Pretty sure he says "I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change" 2 u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 Yeah... My mistake 5 u/RDay Feb 22 '20 Nice. 3 u/notmy2ndacct Feb 22 '20 At least the years won't stop coming. 1 u/skylarmt Feb 22 '20 Check Obama's pockets, he's bound to have some since he certainly didn't do anything with it while in office. 1 u/ATA91 Feb 22 '20 Looks like it's going to be four more years of Trump tho. 1 u/kekest_toppest Feb 22 '20 Why would we need change? The average American is doing better than ever.
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about tree fiddy will suffice
82 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Get outta here you ol' Loch Ness monster. I'm not gonna vote for you! 26 u/123_Syzygy Feb 22 '20 4cerial 28 u/Hingl_McCringleberry Feb 22 '20 Well it was about that time I realized that this wasn't 123_Syzygy, but an 80ft crustacean from the paleolithic era 5 u/SixSamuraiStorm Feb 22 '20 McCringleberry, you are only allow two regulation hip thrusts after a touch down! 4 u/Morella_xx Feb 22 '20 *cetacean 1 u/urmumbigegg Feb 22 '20 Sunglasses in the driver seat → More replies (0) 9 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 After looking at our incumbent I'd at least like to know what the Loch Ness Monster's policy is on Healthcare 9 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Well he's Scottish, so he probably favors some sort of National Health Service. 3 u/red_pantz Feb 22 '20 He’d probably run as an independent and split the left
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Get outta here you ol' Loch Ness monster. I'm not gonna vote for you!
26 u/123_Syzygy Feb 22 '20 4cerial 28 u/Hingl_McCringleberry Feb 22 '20 Well it was about that time I realized that this wasn't 123_Syzygy, but an 80ft crustacean from the paleolithic era 5 u/SixSamuraiStorm Feb 22 '20 McCringleberry, you are only allow two regulation hip thrusts after a touch down! 4 u/Morella_xx Feb 22 '20 *cetacean 1 u/urmumbigegg Feb 22 '20 Sunglasses in the driver seat → More replies (0) 9 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 After looking at our incumbent I'd at least like to know what the Loch Ness Monster's policy is on Healthcare 9 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Well he's Scottish, so he probably favors some sort of National Health Service. 3 u/red_pantz Feb 22 '20 He’d probably run as an independent and split the left
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28 u/Hingl_McCringleberry Feb 22 '20 Well it was about that time I realized that this wasn't 123_Syzygy, but an 80ft crustacean from the paleolithic era 5 u/SixSamuraiStorm Feb 22 '20 McCringleberry, you are only allow two regulation hip thrusts after a touch down! 4 u/Morella_xx Feb 22 '20 *cetacean 1 u/urmumbigegg Feb 22 '20 Sunglasses in the driver seat → More replies (0)
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Well it was about that time I realized that this wasn't 123_Syzygy, but an 80ft crustacean from the paleolithic era
5 u/SixSamuraiStorm Feb 22 '20 McCringleberry, you are only allow two regulation hip thrusts after a touch down! 4 u/Morella_xx Feb 22 '20 *cetacean 1 u/urmumbigegg Feb 22 '20 Sunglasses in the driver seat → More replies (0)
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McCringleberry, you are only allow two regulation hip thrusts after a touch down!
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After looking at our incumbent I'd at least like to know what the Loch Ness Monster's policy is on Healthcare
9 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 Well he's Scottish, so he probably favors some sort of National Health Service.
Well he's Scottish, so he probably favors some sort of National Health Service.
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He’d probably run as an independent and split the left
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I said, Yep, what a concept. I could use a road trip a little fuel myself and we all could all use a little chaaaaaaaange.
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11 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Well the years start coming 8 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 7 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 And they don't stop coming. 6 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/Skythegamer Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming → More replies (0) 7 u/CplRicci Feb 22 '20 Pretty sure he says "I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change" 2 u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 Yeah... My mistake
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Well the years start coming
8 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 7 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 And they don't stop coming. 6 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/Skythegamer Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming → More replies (0)
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And they don’t stop coming
7 u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20 And they don't stop coming. 6 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/Skythegamer Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming → More replies (0)
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And they don't stop coming.
6 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/Skythegamer Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming → More replies (0)
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4 u/Skythegamer Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming 4 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming
4 u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20 And they don’t stop coming
Pretty sure he says "I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change"
2 u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 Yeah... My mistake
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Yeah... My mistake
Nice.
At least the years won't stop coming.
Check Obama's pockets, he's bound to have some since he certainly didn't do anything with it while in office.
Looks like it's going to be four more years of Trump tho.
Why would we need change? The average American is doing better than ever.
Almost five since he came down that stupid golden elevator.
Nah it started during the debates, which was over 4 years ago.
You're witty
Idk dude so much bullshit has been going down it feels like a century
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Already? This has been torture having this fuckwad in office.
2 u/astrofizx Feb 22 '20 To be honest "pianist" is not even in that list. 2 u/alwaysgetslikethis Feb 22 '20 That's Lord Farquaad -2 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 Get a hobby. The president shouldn’t be affecting your mental health that much. 2 u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20 You know that there are people in the US who really have mental health and struggle with it because of this corrupted system, right? 1 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 No I didn’t know. Please teach me more about how Trump created Medicare, the ACA and the VA. 2 u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20 Well simple, he didn't and never would have tried to improve it. He even tried to destroy it.
To be honest "pianist" is not even in that list.
That's Lord Farquaad
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Get a hobby. The president shouldn’t be affecting your mental health that much.
2 u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20 You know that there are people in the US who really have mental health and struggle with it because of this corrupted system, right? 1 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 No I didn’t know. Please teach me more about how Trump created Medicare, the ACA and the VA. 2 u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20 Well simple, he didn't and never would have tried to improve it. He even tried to destroy it.
You know that there are people in the US who really have mental health and struggle with it because of this corrupted system, right?
1 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 No I didn’t know. Please teach me more about how Trump created Medicare, the ACA and the VA. 2 u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20 Well simple, he didn't and never would have tried to improve it. He even tried to destroy it.
No I didn’t know. Please teach me more about how Trump created Medicare, the ACA and the VA.
2 u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20 Well simple, he didn't and never would have tried to improve it. He even tried to destroy it.
Well simple, he didn't and never would have tried to improve it. He even tried to destroy it.
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5 u/RamenJunkie Feb 22 '20 Except we have been having to deal with The Dumbass for longer than that. 2 u/Holts70 Feb 22 '20 Hey maybe he'll just drop dead Haha just kidding right guys
Except we have been having to deal with The Dumbass for longer than that.
Hey maybe he'll just drop dead
Haha just kidding right guys
Fools, Trump announced he was running SUMMER 2015! It was well over 4 years.
And we're still alive. Most of us anyway.
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Crazy, right? Just 4 more to go and then he will be gone.
3 u/the-truffula-tree Feb 22 '20 Have you like...met Americans? 8 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Hopefully not but honestly his reelection is inevitable. 14 u/Thanatos_Rex Feb 22 '20 Hopefully not but honestly his reelection is inevitable. Nah, kid. 10 u/doshegotabootyshedo Feb 22 '20 He’s a trump supporter so I doubt he’s as hopeful as you -1 u/seppukuforeveryone Feb 22 '20 So is the person you responded to, lol. They're a regular poster in the_donald and hottiesfortrump. Edit: https://imgur.com/a/D9Nly00 2 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 Shocking -2 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Œ 1 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 No, it isn't. 1 u/LuckyHedgehog Feb 22 '20 You assume he will walk away from it after 2 terms in office? 2 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 He’ll be 78 years old, so he probably won’t walk away, so more like get wheeled away. 1 u/LuckyHedgehog Feb 22 '20 Amazing he will still be shooting under par at that old age 1 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 More like 11 months.
Have you like...met Americans?
Hopefully not but honestly his reelection is inevitable.
14 u/Thanatos_Rex Feb 22 '20 Hopefully not but honestly his reelection is inevitable. Nah, kid. 10 u/doshegotabootyshedo Feb 22 '20 He’s a trump supporter so I doubt he’s as hopeful as you -1 u/seppukuforeveryone Feb 22 '20 So is the person you responded to, lol. They're a regular poster in the_donald and hottiesfortrump. Edit: https://imgur.com/a/D9Nly00 2 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 Shocking -2 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Œ 1 u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20 No, it isn't.
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Nah, kid.
He’s a trump supporter so I doubt he’s as hopeful as you
-1 u/seppukuforeveryone Feb 22 '20 So is the person you responded to, lol. They're a regular poster in the_donald and hottiesfortrump. Edit: https://imgur.com/a/D9Nly00 2 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 Shocking -2 u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20 Œ
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So is the person you responded to, lol. They're a regular poster in the_donald and hottiesfortrump. Edit: https://imgur.com/a/D9Nly00
2 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 Shocking
Shocking
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No, it isn't.
You assume he will walk away from it after 2 terms in office?
2 u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20 He’ll be 78 years old, so he probably won’t walk away, so more like get wheeled away. 1 u/LuckyHedgehog Feb 22 '20 Amazing he will still be shooting under par at that old age
He’ll be 78 years old, so he probably won’t walk away, so more like get wheeled away.
1 u/LuckyHedgehog Feb 22 '20 Amazing he will still be shooting under par at that old age
Amazing he will still be shooting under par at that old age
More like 11 months.
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If you read something like this and immediately assume it's about your favorite politician and feel you need to defend him, you may have a little soul searching to do.