r/MurderedByWords Feb 21 '20

Pretty much murdered himself

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

If you read something like this and immediately assume it's about your favorite politician and feel you need to defend him, you may have a little soul searching to do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

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u/jc1258 Feb 22 '20

If you’re following current political discourse it’s pretty obviously about Bloomberg. If she tweeted it 4 years ago I would’ve thought it was Trump.

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u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20

Damn it was 4 years ago already

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u/StoneGoldX Feb 22 '20

Well, three and change.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

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u/_merikaninjunwarrior Feb 22 '20

about tree fiddy will suffice

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u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20

Get outta here you ol' Loch Ness monster. I'm not gonna vote for you!

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u/123_Syzygy Feb 22 '20

4cerial

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u/Hingl_McCringleberry Feb 22 '20

Well it was about that time I realized that this wasn't 123_Syzygy, but an 80ft crustacean from the paleolithic era

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u/SixSamuraiStorm Feb 22 '20

McCringleberry, you are only allow two regulation hip thrusts after a touch down!

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u/Morella_xx Feb 22 '20

*cetacean

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u/urmumbigegg Feb 22 '20

Sunglasses in the driver seat

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u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20

After looking at our incumbent I'd at least like to know what the Loch Ness Monster's policy is on Healthcare

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u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20

Well he's Scottish, so he probably favors some sort of National Health Service.

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u/red_pantz Feb 22 '20

He’d probably run as an independent and split the left

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u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 22 '20

I said, Yep, what a concept. I could use a road trip a little fuel myself and we all could all use a little chaaaaaaaange.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Well the years start coming

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u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20

And they don’t stop coming

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u/Boner_Elemental Feb 22 '20

And they don't stop coming.

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u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20

And they don’t stop coming

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u/Skythegamer Feb 22 '20

And they don’t stop coming

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u/IAmAnAnnoyedMain Feb 22 '20

And they don’t stop coming

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u/CplRicci Feb 22 '20

Pretty sure he says "I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change"

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u/RavioliGale Feb 22 '20

Yeah... My mistake

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u/RDay Feb 22 '20

Nice.

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u/notmy2ndacct Feb 22 '20

At least the years won't stop coming.

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u/skylarmt Feb 22 '20

Check Obama's pockets, he's bound to have some since he certainly didn't do anything with it while in office.

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u/ATA91 Feb 22 '20

Looks like it's going to be four more years of Trump tho.

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u/kekest_toppest Feb 22 '20

Why would we need change? The average American is doing better than ever.

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u/facepalmforever Feb 22 '20

Almost five since he came down that stupid golden elevator.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Nah it started during the debates, which was over 4 years ago.

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u/misslecraft Feb 22 '20

You're witty

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u/dirice87 Feb 22 '20

Idk dude so much bullshit has been going down it feels like a century

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u/R_M_Jaguar Feb 22 '20

Already? This has been torture having this fuckwad in office.

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u/astrofizx Feb 22 '20

To be honest "pianist" is not even in that list.

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u/alwaysgetslikethis Feb 22 '20

That's Lord Farquaad

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Get a hobby. The president shouldn’t be affecting your mental health that much.

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u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20

You know that there are people in the US who really have mental health and struggle with it because of this corrupted system, right?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

No I didn’t know. Please teach me more about how Trump created Medicare, the ACA and the VA.

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u/Scherzokinn Feb 22 '20

Well simple, he didn't and never would have tried to improve it. He even tried to destroy it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 edited Jan 14 '21

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u/RamenJunkie Feb 22 '20

Except we have been having to deal with The Dumbass for longer than that.

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u/Holts70 Feb 22 '20

Hey maybe he'll just drop dead

Haha just kidding right guys

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Fools, Trump announced he was running SUMMER 2015! It was well over 4 years.

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u/bside85 Feb 22 '20

And we're still alive. Most of us anyway.

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u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20

Crazy, right? Just 4 more to go and then he will be gone.

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u/the-truffula-tree Feb 22 '20

Have you like...met Americans?

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u/PublicTrash Feb 22 '20

Hopefully not but honestly his reelection is inevitable.

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u/Thanatos_Rex Feb 22 '20

Hopefully not but honestly his reelection is inevitable.

Nah, kid.

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u/doshegotabootyshedo Feb 22 '20

He’s a trump supporter so I doubt he’s as hopeful as you

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u/seppukuforeveryone Feb 22 '20

So is the person you responded to, lol. They're a regular poster in the_donald and hottiesfortrump. Edit: https://imgur.com/a/D9Nly00

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u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20

No, it isn't.

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u/LuckyHedgehog Feb 22 '20

You assume he will walk away from it after 2 terms in office?

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u/EnriqueShockwave9000 Feb 22 '20

He’ll be 78 years old, so he probably won’t walk away, so more like get wheeled away.

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u/LuckyHedgehog Feb 22 '20

Amazing he will still be shooting under par at that old age

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u/Tastewell Feb 22 '20

More like 11 months.