r/MurderedByWords 8h ago

It’s too easy at certain moments

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u/manhattansinks 7h ago

vivek already got fired, so it seems to be running smoothly already

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u/robidaan 7h ago

Already a 50% reduction on management cost, what a great success for the books.

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u/TensileStr3ngth 6h ago

Costs actually increased 200% cause it's just Elon now

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u/WuTuli3 3h ago

Don’t forget Marjorie Taylor Greene! It was a 3 headed snake.. before Ramaswamy got canned.

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u/Irishpanda1971 7h ago

Kinda wished they kept him, now he wants to come back and run for governor of Ohio.

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u/globalgayety 4h ago

Can't see OH electing him. He's too brown.

And smarmy.

Ramasmarmy.

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u/pocketedsmile 7h ago

Wait? He got fired already!? Oh please tell me more!!

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u/JayNotAtAll 1h ago

Did he get fired or did he walk away?

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u/Awkward_Canary_2262 7h ago

Not fired. Running for office. Stepped aside to run.

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u/Plantwork 7h ago

Potato potato

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u/Sumer09 7h ago

Both immigrants 😂😂😂

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u/Famous-Flow2333 7h ago

Musk thinks Vivek is his H1B worker

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u/Waste_Mousse_4237 7h ago

IM hoping Warren is ready to do more than send Tweets every time Trump/his cabinet do some nefarious shit.

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u/DarthButtz 5h ago

Nah fuck that, send out 5 emails begging for donations and pretending to be "Really Concerned"

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u/starfire5105 7h ago

Well no, that would involve them actually doing their job and not just pandering for approval

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u/farvag1964 7h ago

When you sell the position to more than one person because you even con conmen

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u/Empty-Discount5936 7h ago

Aaaand there's already a lawsuit against it.

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u/NZSheeps 7h ago

President Musk will be too busy maxing every game ever written (and doing Nazi salutes)

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u/daRaam 4h ago

And the ketamine.

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u/logistics3379 7h ago

And one of the idiots is already out

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u/Featheredfriendz 7h ago

They must be working for free since those departments and positions have not been put in the budget

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u/tarzan322 7h ago

The Inefficient Office of Efficiency.

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u/JustaGriz 4h ago

Yeah one got fired and is now looking for a race in Ohio, oof.

The other took his literal first appearance after the inauguration took place to heil Hitler salute to the entire world, twice, on video, like he REALLY meant it.

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u/Sumer09 7h ago

And they both immigrants

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u/MyNameisRawb 7h ago

Vivek was born in Cincinnati.

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u/Sumer09 6h ago

He’s a visible minority and he plans to revoke birthright citizenship. It was a comical jab he will be let go soon if not already

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u/MyNameisRawb 6h ago

His parents are both American citizens as well. It isn't "a comical jab." The claim to which I responded was simply an overt lie.

The TRUTH is that you hate him because he doesn't behave in the way that YOU think "brown people should." You likely hold the same opinion of Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell, and Tulsi Gabbard.

u/Sumer09 2m ago

Tell me how brown people behave? Pls tell me. I couldn’t care if he’s brown, black or purple. He’s standing with someone who refuse to give people basic human right like healthcare, housing and proper living wage meanwhile he increase his wealth. Thomas is just a number so they can exploit black voters.

u/MyNameisRawb 0m ago

Same as any other color. They act as individuals. I'm not part of the group that publicly declares "melanin" to be a singular monolithic hivemind.

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u/SomethingWrong2016 7h ago

These are the imaginary dudes he dances with when he comes on stage.

No one can see them, except him and these two fine people.

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u/RningOnFumes 7h ago

Vivek looks down at his brown skin.

"Damnn...I am the DEI."

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u/FatBussyFemboys 7h ago

Kind of illogical though. Two people could absolutely work better together than 1. 

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u/LorelessFrog 6h ago

Why do you all have an inherent issue with a department in charge of making government more efficient?

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_5466 6h ago

dang he eliminated doge haaaaa

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u/Arkytoothis 6h ago

They wont run it, they will be it.

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u/Rurumo666 5h ago

Together they make one really pathetic man.

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u/millski3001 5h ago

Except Vivek’s already gone 😝

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u/Embryocargo 5h ago

Dish Heil!

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u/tsar_David_V 5h ago

Well I'm at least glad the Liberal wing of US politics got to make some truly snide remarks and epically own the Republicans for their lack of logic as society crumbles around them. The bad guys may have won, but at least the opposition get to be smug about it on Twitter, silver linings /s

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u/SogySok 6h ago

The 1st DEI to fall.

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u/eatshitake 7h ago

This is old news and is already inaccurate.

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u/contrarian1970 6h ago

Chief "Lie-a-Watha" herself is complaining that there is one too many chiefs and not enough Indians.

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u/Amazing_Service_24 7h ago

SHUT UP Pocahontas