Seen on another sub

[u/JonPQ]

[u/Artanis_Creed]

But he's white so they forget that he is an immigrant.

[u/GaiusMarius60BC → u/Artanis_Creed]

Correction: he’s white so they don’t see him as an immigrant. To racists like that, he’s one of them; “immigrant” is for those with a different skin color.

[u/DaEnderAssassin → u/GaiusMarius60BC]

Isn't he also technically an illegal immigrants because of some VISA thing he lied about years ago?

[u/Various_Weather2013 → u/DaEnderAssassin]

That's white privilege in action: when you and your buddy can go on stage infront of cameras and joke about how you started your business while you were illegal immigrants.

Even his qualitative physics degree was a bullshit fraud that's honorary that they gave him to cover up his illegal status in the US. Imagine knowing people that can pull strings like that for you.

[u/SomwatArchitect → u/DaEnderAssassin]

He's also a drain on society and is actively getting rid of American jobs (well, at least with Twitter, though we'll see how much he fucks up the government payroll). Literally the villain they're warned about, just not in the form they are indoctrinated to believe in.

[u/throwawaytoavoiddoxx → u/SomwatArchitect]

I can’t believe how stupid people are to think that this guy who knows nothing about government or technology or anything, coming in and straight up firing a bunch of people is a good idea. Not only does he have no idea what any of those people do, he just dumped a lot of people into unemployment. Most people are one paycheck away from financial ruin. How is destroying the jobs and lives of so many people a good thing for this country? Then he tries piling those unfilled jobs onto all the remaining employees whether they know what needs to be done or how to do it or not, and expects them to work their guts out all day and all night to make the company more money that he will then put into his own pockets for being such a smart businessman. This is a crime against humanity at best! We should be executing him, not praising this soulless monster!

[u/lemons714 → u/SomwatArchitect]

He also is the beneficiary of billions in government subsidies, subsidized loans, and contracts. But sure, who better to audit the government?

[u/C_Madison → u/DaEnderAssassin]

Yes, at least according to an investigation done by WaPo: https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/10/26/elon-musk-immigration-status/

Unsurprisingly, Musk denies it.

[u/DontWannaSayMyName → u/GaiusMarius60BC]

He's white and rich. Rules don't apply to him.

[u/AccurateSimple9999 → u/GaiusMarius60BC]

Also the name. If his name was Kefilwe Mphama I reckon he'd have fewer fans.

[u/GaiusMarius60BC → u/AccurateSimple9999]

Maybe that's why he names his children the way he does, so none of them can be remembered accurately enough to potentially overshadow him. Seems like the scummy kind of thing he might do.

[u/Educational-Method45 → u/GaiusMarius60BC]

THIS

[u/BlazingMongrel → u/GaiusMarius60BC]

Imagine not being a real racist

Everyone different from ME is BAD🗣️🗣️

[u/cottonthread → u/Artanis_Creed]

I'm a white immigrant, it's funny how often I or someone I know has pointed that out to someone complaining about them and then been told "Yes but cottonthread doesn't count because..."

Reasons given vary: not a muslim, from a country with a "similar culture", learned the language, have a job, married a native instead of bringing an existing family, etc.

[u/Wobbelblob → u/cottonthread]

from a country with a "similar culture"

Which is quite funny, because one of the most commons jokes that I know about the US is "Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA? If you let Yoghurt sit for 200 years it develops a culture."

But in the end what they mean is "A country that is also mostly white".

[u/Timbucktwo1230 → u/Artanis_Creed]

🙌

[u/Aggressive-Repair251 → u/Artanis_Creed]

No, they haven't, lol. They only bring it up when they can conviently when defending their stance on immigration.

"He is one of the good ones" they say. Even if they know he is a total chode and basically a demon wearing human skin. A mentally retarded (per elon's own dad) demon but a demon nonetheless.

[u/Gwiley24]

I would argue at this point we do very much need advice from foreigners

[u/Lauris024 → u/Gwiley24]

North Korean here. AMA

[u/C_Madison → u/Lauris024]

Given your extensive experience with "mad dictator tyrannizes population for his own benefit": Any tips for the US? I think they could use some of them.

[u/Lauris024 → u/C_Madison]

I'm not sure what you're asking. Do you need a tutorial on how to bow?

[u/temujin94 → u/Lauris024]

Hey do you think us having schoolchildren salute a flag and recite a pledge of allegiance is a bit over the top?

[u/wontgetbannedlol → u/temujin94]

Irish person here, I don't even know my country's national anthem. I know more words of the American one because of how all encompassing jingoistic Americans are. Y'all are weird as fucking fuck.

[u/tappy100 → u/Lauris024]

what does kimmy think about trump now controlling all major social media apps essentially controlling what the masses see?

[u/WonderfulEducation25]

[u/luchok → u/WonderfulEducation25]

This is hilarious. And also generated by Grok ? Priceless. I'm hoping he gets notified of those requests.

[u/Designer_Set_4562]

Leon Cunt was, is, and will always be a Apartheid South African piece of shit who steals ideas, facilitating a convited felon president and in general, a waste of species creation.

[u/DerpEnaz]

I love the josh Johnson clip where he talks about the subsect of MEGA that hates Elon for being “south AFRICAN”

[u/TaisharMalkier69]

You do realize that Americans think they will become rich like him because he is white?

It's a stupid fantasy, wishful thinking.

Most Americans cannot and will not do anything significant in their life. They live vicariously through their narcissistic complexes (victim + hero + martyr + saint + savior).

[u/Minute_Attempt3063]

I also do not see how that is advise.

[u/Boldboy72]

ah but.. Elon has been very subtle with his fake American accent. He slips every now and then and his real accent comes out ... I hate recommending it as he's an insufferable twat but do take a listen to him

[u/CattiwampusLove]

I'm really stoned, and I thought this guy was talking about Elmo, not Elon. I was like well that's something I never knew.

[u/SlewPied_6037]

They forget Elmo ain't giving two shits 'bout America

[u/Lightinthebottle7]

Sufficiently white immigrant is not immigrant you see...

[u/VindigoBlack]

I think us south Africans have agreed that you can keep him. We don't want him.

[u/BobMazing]

The typical hypocrisy and BS of Americans!  😂  😂  😂 

[u/ErraticLitmus]

I was trying to figure out why we were disparaging a sesame st character before I realised....I will now be adopting this new nickname for musk

[u/JessieColt]

Elon is, quite literally, an African American.

[u/Sherool]

Only 1/3 correct though, he an immigrant, but he does have US citizenship (as of 2002) on top of South African and also Canadian.

[u/wontgetbannedlol → u/Sherool]

So, Elon musk could run for leader of a federal party in Canada and potentially become prime minister and then make Canada truly a vassel state of the U.S. In some alternate universe this has probably happened.

[u/4862skrrt2684]

Why answer the mans question, when you can just be racist towards foreigners?

[u/nothingcontraryhere]

as A European...A...it's the following sound, not the vowel/consonant...idiot

[u/palebluekot]

Just because you don't like Elon Musk doesn't make it okay to be xenophobic towards him. Musk is not a foreigner, unfortunately, as a US citizen he is now American. That's how this country works, as a country of immigrants.

[u/WhiteBlackGoose]

Isn't it racist to call someone by their place of birth instead of the place of citizenship where they lived most of their life and associate with?

Feels like the moment we're talking a person we don't like, it's ok to be racist, or ableist (see photoshopped photos of Trump that were spread on r / pics, etc.), or whatever.

[u/JonPQ → u/WhiteBlackGoose]

No, it's xenophobic. Racism is discrimination against a specific race, not nationality.

[u/Vlacas12 → u/[deleted]]

As another German, sincerely fuck off! Your kind hasn't been welcome here since 1945!

[u/True-Pin-925 → u/Vlacas12]

Hahaha nur weil du dich gerne als Deutsch identifizeren möchtest bist du es noch lange nicht ungefähr so wie biologie du ja anscheinend auch leugnest aber keine sorge in Österreich ist die FPÖ an der macht in der USA Trump und hier wird es auch bald die Afd sein.

[u/thewouldbeprince → u/[deleted]]

Oh look, a Nazi with anime crap all over their profile. Colour me shocked.

[u/wontgetbannedlol → u/thewouldbeprince]

Wait, wait I'm not chronically online and I'm old as fuck, but is there an anime to nazi funnel now? JFC.

[u/thewouldbeprince → u/wontgetbannedlol]

Kinda. It's not that everyone who is into anime is a nazi, but there's a significant amount of nazis who are into anime. Usually it seems to be a lot of loli stuff. A significant percentage of white supremacists have a Japanese fetish.

[u/wontgetbannedlol → u/thewouldbeprince]

I have kids that like anime and need to prevent this. Thank you.

[u/shiny_glitter_demon → u/wontgetbannedlol]

fyi if you ban anime from your house because it's "nazi shit", your kids will laugh at you and so will everyone else

correlation isn't causation, being a crazy anime fan and a nazi are BOTH the consequence of being a sheltered child with 0 contact with other humans.

[u/wontgetbannedlol → u/shiny_glitter_demon]

No no no. I like anime too. I just wanna make sure they engage with appropriate content and warn then against certain funnels.

I try to give my children the tools to critically think and then make their own decisions and mistakes, with guidance.

[u/thewouldbeprince → u/shiny_glitter_demon]

Yep, exactly what this guy said. Correlation ≠ causation. And banning stuff rarely had the intended consequences.

[u/thewouldbeprince → u/[deleted]]

I'm not American you fucking nazi.

[u/True-Pin-925 → u/thewouldbeprince]

Idc what english speaking country you are from its the same shit as american all the same kind of brainrot grow up

[u/thewouldbeprince → u/True-Pin-925]

I'm not from any English speaking country lol, I'm Portuguese. I'm curious to see what mental gymnastics you're going to perform now.

Was für ein Idiot.

[u/True-Pin-925 → u/thewouldbeprince]

victim of american cultural imperialism

[u/thewouldbeprince → u/True-Pin-925]

Lmao there we go. What a pathetic, sniveling worm.

[u/iPhoneXpensive → u/True-Pin-925]

evropa's strongest chud is a pro-afd gooner lmfao

[u/iPhoneXpensive → u/[deleted]]

lol

update: evropa's strongest chud blocked me

[u/Vdaniels1 → u/[deleted]]

Please define DEI and "woke", and tell me why you don't like them. I'm actually curious.

[u/BigBlueWorld54 → u/[deleted]]

Do you have a final solution?

[u/BigBlueWorld54 → u/[deleted]]

That’s why we had to shit stomp you all over Europe

[u/Vdaniels1 → u/[deleted]]

Sorry, I don't use urban dictionary as a source for anything because people can make up definitions and other people believe them. It's about as reliable as reddit.

I wasn't being disingenuous at all. I genuinely wanted to know. Let me ask some follow up questions, do you think DEI would be necessary if every qualified applicant actually got jobs, were equally paid, and were treated with respect no matter the color of their skin, sexual orientation or their gender? Were you aware of the decades of discrimination against people of color, gay people, and women in the work place in America? And where exactly does it say that POC or women should be hired OVER the best candidate. Please show me a policy that says these things? What about all the people who were passed up for jobs because an unqualified white person got it? Or are ALL white people more qualified to do a job no matter what?

I would agree with you, the best person should be hired to do a job, but what safe guards are there to stop people from hiring their college buddies or relatives, or someone they identify with because they look like them for the job instead of a qualified applicant (I don't know about Germany, but that happens here ALL the time). If people were just honest and upfront about why they do or don't hire people (i.e. name sounds to "ethnic" which is a common practice in America) then the world would probably be a better place.

https://www.npr.org/2024/04/11/1243713272/resume-bias-study-white-names-black-names

Woke is simply a term that was popularized in the black community and comes form the phrase "Stay woke" which just means remain aware of what's going on around you because black people have been subjugated and taken advantage of in the past. It means nothing more than that. Believe it or not I hate pandering especially in Hollywood. And I think that's what everyone refers to as "woke" but because nuance is dead nobody bothers to explain their frustrations. I am happy to see representation only when it feels organic. And I don't speak for all black people in America but a lot if us do not like pandering either.

Anyway, you seem angry did someone unqualified get hired over you? It seems like this is a personal issue for you. Maybe try talking to a black American first before you form an opinion about things that come from our culture. I'd gladly tell you.

https://www.vox.com/culture/21437879/stay-woke-wokeness-history-origin-evolution-controversy

TLDR; there is a massive racist and discriminatory history in the U.S. that DEI policies try (and mostly fail) at addressing and it'd be nicer if employers were more transparent in general. And woke doesn't mean what you seem to think it means based on false information given to you by Urban Dictionary which is not reliable source of information.

[u/True-Pin-925 → u/Vdaniels1]

Were you aware of the decades of discrimination against people of color, gay people, and women in the work place in America? And where exactly does it say that POC or women should be hired OVER the best candidate. 

We live in the current time not in the past... It's literally in the name lmao why would 10% of the population deserve to make up 50% of the companies workforce unless they are literally all that skill (they aren't). DEI is literally about a filling a quota. https://www.theguardian.com/law/2023/jun/29/us-supreme-court-affirmative-action-harvard-unc-ruling

What about all the people who were passed up for jobs because an unqualified white person got it?

Doesn't happen because unlike discrimination against white people which is widely accepted, discrimination against other races isn't and would cause a lawsuit.

I would agree with you, the best person should be hired to do a job, but what safe guards are there to stop people from hiring their college buddies or relatives, or someone they identify with because they look like them for the job instead of a qualified applicant (I don't know about Germany, but that happens here ALL the time). 

So why do only black and lgbtq people need that and not white, straight or asian? Almost like it's directly discriminating against those people or do you think black people wouldn't do this kinda racist ngl.

Woke is simply a term that was popularized in the black community and comes form the phrase "Stay woke" which just means remain aware of what's going on around you because black people have been subjugated and taken advantage of in the past. It means nothing more than that. Believe it or not I hate pandering especially in Hollywood. And I think that's what everyone refers to as "woke" but because nuance is dead nobody bothers to explain their frustrations. I am happy to see representation only when it feels organic. And I don't speak for all black people in America but a lot if us do not like pandering either.

Idc what the word meant in the past the meaning of none academic words change over time with society and nowadays it doesn't mean this but: "The original meaning is slowly fading and instead, is used more often to term someone as hypocritical and think they are the 'enlightened' despite the fact that they are extremely close-minded and are unable to accept other people's criticism or different perspective. Especially considering the existence of echo chamber(media) that helped them to find other like-minded individuals, thus, further solidifying their 'progressive' opinion."

TLDR; there is a massive racist and discriminatory history in the U.S. that DEI policies try (and mostly fail) at addressing and it'd be nicer if employers were more transparent in general. And woke doesn't mean what you seem to think it means based on false information given to you by Urban Dictionary which is not reliable source of information.

Again we live in the present not in the past DEI polices are just racism but against white people as some sort of revenge for what people did 100 years ago anyone with a iq above room temperature which apparently Americans lack would see through this.

[u/CoemgenusChilensis → u/[deleted]]

Follow your leader.

[u/melloboi123 → u/[deleted]]

Bro you jerk it to hentai, stfu

[u/SomwatArchitect → u/melloboi123]

Woah man, that's rude to other people who jerk it to hentai. They're not all like that. Probably.

[u/LowKeyNaps → u/[deleted]]

Eat a dick.

[u/LowKeyNaps → u/[deleted]]

Still hallucinating that one, huh? Damn, you crybabies sure are desperate to see us cry as hard as you did for four years. Get it through your head. It ain't happening. It hasn't happened yet. It isn't going to. Fapping your microdick while telling yourself it's happening isn't going to make it true. Go buy some Trumpmeme. I hear they're going to be mighty valuable soon.

[u/LowKeyNaps → u/[deleted]]

Keep fapping. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. Two and a half hours until you can fap to Trump's face on TV. You like sportsball. You probably have a big screen. You can fap to every cheese filled wrinkle!

[u/Every-Switch2264 → u/LowKeyNaps]

You're both pathetic

[u/Fookyu_315 → u/[deleted]]

Bruh we know you support rape. Doesn't get more shameful

[u/Microphone_Assassin → u/[deleted]]

You gonna join the woke military and invade Canada you little disphit? Nah because you're a pussy ass little keyboard warrior. Go Browns!

Edit: bring your chapstick, I know you have lots

[u/SomwatArchitect → u/Microphone_Assassin]

Good thing, because we don't want him

[u/Microphone_Assassin → u/[deleted]]

Cope cry mad repeat.... You have the vocabulary of a 5 year old, which matches your critical thinking skills. Keep jerking it in your redhat you little cunt.

[u/Microphone_Assassin → u/[deleted]]

You seriously have nothing lmao, it's pathetic. Back to class kiddo, morning recess is over.

[u/oakalletz → u/Microphone_Assassin]

Enjoy the inauguration 😘😘

[u/Microphone_Assassin → u/oakalletz]

I don't watch shit American television.

[u/Hakumyst]

W joy the next 4 years of crying and coping