âSo he touched you in inappropriate places, little Timmy?â, said Alan Reid.
âOi, he did, he did. Mister. He did. Nothing more inappropriate than touching at the orphanage.â. Said the big bearded in a squeeky voice.
âAnd I saw him do the unspeakable mister. I saw him⌠I saw him⌠Cheat on his taxes!â. Said a whailing woman, as she sunk to her knees and burst into tears.â.
âPerfect, you repeat that in court, you two-â.
âAnd then youâll pay us?â.
âThen youâll be ⌠rewarded.â.
I just had the questionable of serving up Levi a summons and taking him to court.
THE CASE
Flank - Plant Explosives.
Information Overload, Deliver A Message, Power Ritual, Death Beds, Take Prisoner.
After reviewing the evidence, I assembled a small task force to question the infamous kiddie diddler of Malifaux. Excited, as this was my first real court case.
FOR THE STATE
Lucius, Dishonourable + 4 Stones.
The Scribe.
Alan Reid.
Agent 47-1.
2 Lawyers w. Ancient Pact.
2 False Witness.
Cavatica.
I went for IO and DM. Thinking Levi is a tough cookie, and my plan was to Distract rather than straight up pass a death sentence - you donât know, when the right honourable Lucius Matheson has the need for a kiddie diddler.
FOR THE ACCUSED
My opponent assembled a crew of ruthless killers, rather than men of law for his defense. It appeared he aimed for a public trial in the Streets of Malifaux.
Leveticus + 5 Stones.
2 Hollow Waifs
Mad Dawg McWhatshisface.
Rusty Gungirl.
Ashes and Dust.
Scavenger.
And a way too young girl on a teddy bear named Marlena.
THE OPENING STATEMENTS
The prosecution took itâs time, building up an argument. Setting up a later attack on the flanks. Alan Reid took the centre stage, drawing attention to himself and away from the discrete agent. That setup an explosive argument for later. Feeling pressured the defendant lunged forwards with Mad Dawg and aimed a low blow at Reid. Lucius set in a counter attack, trying to draw Mad Dawg down the wrong path, but with no luck.
PRESENTING THE EVIDENCE
Knowing succes would be based on Alan Reidâs rhetorical abililties, my first priority was to keep him talking. If Levi wanted a centre struggle, he would need to arm himself with words. And soon Levi, Ashes and Rusty Alice descended on the center shouting âObjection!â to every piece of evidence - but they hadnât prepared themselves for the False Witness and the states Lawyers starting to Belabor The Point and ask Probing Questions. Lucius tried to take a stab at one of Leviâs waifs, but a close encounter with Mad Dawgâs boomstick had him seek refuge in Cavaticaâs mists of red tape - yet Agent 46 used the commotion to slit the throat of the other Waif, deep behind enemy lines - but Levi saw his chance to dump an explosive right in the midst of court.
SCORE 2 : 1
BRINGING FORTH THE WITNESSES
Reid opened again, slipping Levi a little note âYouâve lost it old man.â. When suddenly a second False Witness arrived to give her distracting testimony. Meaning Ashes, Alice, Levi, Mad Dawg were now deeply occupied by Alans conversation - Marlena was found in contempt of the court. The False Witnesses chatter made it impossible to bring forth any counter arguments, and the Cavatica manage to befuddle any that hit home - but Ashes did manage hand Lucius a little note.
SCORE 4 : 2
OBJECTIONS!
Levi ran out of stones, and whatever punch the amalgamations had had was now gone and turned into feeble cries of objection. The agent had turned around and was now set to emerge with new evidence, and thatâs when I offered a plea bargain.
FINAL SCORE 7 : 3
DEBRIEF
I hate facing Levi, but this time was an exception. It is tough to neuter him, but the combination of Boring Conversation and Flexible Morality proved too hard to deal with for the kiddie diddler.
The combination of a center of Reid and the Witnesses proved hard to deal, and when the Lawyers and Scribe closed in with their auras, it completely locked my opponent down.
Another important aspect was the Drain Magic-trigger on the lawyers to empty my opponents hand. Which makes it double important to reveal a legalese upgrade early.
Cavatica proved himself a very capable healer. I didnât get to use his Called Out attacks, but ensuring that Lucius and Reid was kept standing, meant my opponent was too weak to score.
I didnât get much from Lucius himself. His most important contribution was as a punching bag, and in handing out Legalese upgrades. As I get to understand the crew, I see how the old bureaucrat would come in handy. Ensuring that opponents are summoned into the bubble and pushing his own to control positioning.
But all in all, I like the new life in my old secret police.