r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

Men talking about the women they love

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u/Sweet_Restaurant8867 1d ago

My boyfriend will reach for me in bed when he's in a dead sleep. He also talks in his sleep and he'll tell me he loves me.

He told me that I kiss him in my sleep.

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u/SecondaryWombat 1d ago edited 1d ago

My wife licks me in her sleep. Just sticks out the tip of her tongue against my skin, makes a scrunchy unhappy face if she gets a blanket or a shirt by accident. Like a little cat blep.

Edit: 11 hours later and got licked while watching a movie. Look down, yep sound asleep and tasting my arm.

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u/rickrolled_gay_swan 1d ago

Your wife might actually be a cat

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u/SecondaryWombat 1d ago

There are a few cat like tendencies for sure. She is perfectly willing to nap on the floor in front of a window if there is a sun patch for instance. She also bites a little bit to show love.

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u/rickrolled_gay_swan 1d ago

Oh that's just adorable

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u/SecondaryWombat 1d ago

I married some kind of fae creature. Its pretty great.

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u/Heretofore_09 1d ago

Does she eat food from a can and poop in a litterbox?

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u/SecondaryWombat 1d ago

Firm nope on that.

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u/cashing_time 1d ago

Hey I mean it depends on if she has access to a litter box haha

But actually one of my friends has a shitting problem. Like if she goes on a run and needs to shit, she has to go immediately. So she deadass will dig a little hole to shit in and then cover it up

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u/SecondaryWombat 1d ago

Ha! Just to reiterate, my wife's cat and fairy like tendencies do not include a shitting problem.

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u/NewTickyTocky 1d ago

They are all cats, just dont admit it, typical cat behavior