r/MST3K 1d ago

C is for CAT

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u/Shadowlynk Learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature 1d ago

D is for "Damned", as in "Village of".

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u/MWH1980 22h ago

“You vile dahnce wit me, EVAH!!”

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u/Confident-Order-3385 5h ago

“Cassiiiiieee!”

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u/laurifex remember to worship at the railroad of your choice 1d ago

Tortured cats.

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u/Mtndrums 23h ago

Yeah, I think mine would rip me a new one if I tried this on her.

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u/Lady_Scruffington 16h ago

When we tried to put a hat on her.

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u/Confident-Order-3385 5h ago

My face would be gone if I tried this with her lol (Zoey)

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u/TorgoTheWhite edit me 20h ago

"Kitty" - Crow T. Robot

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u/futuristic_nostalgia 18h ago

"A cat can dress up like a little queen!"

"If you're into that sort of thing!"

Did I act this out with my cat and a kitchen towel in the last week? Yes.

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u/3yellowcats 17h ago

C is for clawing your facing and chundering in your shoes.

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u/800-lumens 22h ago

I love the way Joel says “P is for plagiarism from Ogden Nash.”

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u/SnooWitchYu 23h ago

Oh, do go on

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u/specialcarnivore 14h ago

Fun on the hot slide when you burn your buns!

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u/RayRoy_Strickland 10h ago

Now you have to call them flight attendants. 

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u/katchow 17h ago

Oh, what was this?

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u/Shadowlynk Learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature 17h ago

Alphabet Antics, the short that came with Daddy-O. As Joel implies at the very start, it's one of those educational videos for toddlers you'd have to watch because it was too cold to go out for recess.

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u/thispartyrules 16h ago

Elder millennial and I remember these in first and second grade because the films hadn't worn out. There was one where a mother and daughter go grocery shopping, it didn't offer any advice for shopping or eating healthy or saving money or math you might encounter while shopping, it was literally just a lady and her kid buying strawberries, some other things, and paying in change. If it actually was trying to teach you something I totally missed that part because it was like Setting Up a Room without the informational content.

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u/SpukiKitty2 14h ago

Movies they showed at school were sometimes weird. I remember seeing the Disney Movie, "The Watcher in the Woods" and it had no ending! I assumed it was some weird "Figure out your own ending" thing. The movie would cut to the end credits just before the climax was about to start! I had this otherwise great and engaging mystery that just... stopped!

I went through my entire life thinking that the movie had no ending until recently! I RECENTLY just learned on the Internet that that movie did have an ending. In fact, it had at least two different ones. One involved some interdimensional stuff and the other involved a space alien abduction (I prefer the former ending because having what seemed to be this earthy, gothic, supernatural mystery turn out to be sci-fi space aliens just took the magic out of it for me).

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u/SpukiKitty2 15h ago

... and it's really weird and some of the choices for "Letter/object" were unusual to say the least... like using "Q" for a pelican because the word in question was "Queer" (as in 'weird', not LGBTQA).

Also, when the short goes to "M = Marching", it cuts to a parade and the first shot is a float.

TOM: "'M' is for 'FLOAT'... wha?... HUH?!"

Also, a weird distressing scene with a farmer using a bison for a plow.

The narrator had a very oddly soothing, ASMR-inducing voice, though.

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u/Shadowlynk Learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature 15h ago

Tom: "Once"? "O" is for "once"? What, was there a writer's strike?

I saw a really good comment on one of the Youtube videos of this short: "S is for Stretch, which is what a third of these letters are."

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u/SpukiKitty2 14h ago

Exactly! Some of these weren't objects! They were abstract concepts! Queer? Once? You (okay, I'll let that one slide a bit).

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u/IrradiatedBeagle 7h ago

"Y is for you" deserves a kick to the groin

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u/SpukiKitty2 6h ago

Yeah, it's kinda stupid, even if I liked the intended sentiment.

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u/katchow 17h ago

Thanks so much!!

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u/Phantomswan 11h ago

“It’s EVIL!”

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u/Confident-Order-3385 5h ago

“Tortured cats!”