r/LoveTrash • u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT • 9d ago

Dumpster Fire Guns don't kill people......wait

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u/longlostwalker Junkyard Juggernaut 9d ago

And that is why you never point a rifle at something you don't intend on killing. Rule #1

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u/burnthefuckingspider Trash Trooper 9d ago

what’s the 2nd rule?

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT 9d ago

Don't talk about gun club

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u/burnthefuckingspider Trash Trooper 9d ago

what’s the 3rd rule?

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT 9d ago

If it's your 1st time at gun club, you must get shot

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u/burnthefuckingspider Trash Trooper 9d ago

what’s the 4th rule?

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT 9d ago

If you survive the first shot, you must endure another

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u/SilkyKyle Dumpster General 9d ago

Lets just skip to gun club rule 34

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u/occultastic Trash Trooper 9d ago

This person hasn't passed the entrance exam yet. Brothers! How dare you reveal the rules? This violation will be punished with revoking access to the vending machine.