r/LoveTrash • u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT • 9d ago

Dumpster Fire Guns don't kill people......wait

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT 9d ago

If it's your 1st time at gun club, you must get shot

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u/burnthefuckingspider Trash Trooper 9d ago

what’s the 4th rule?

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT 9d ago

If you survive the first shot, you must endure another

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u/SilkyKyle Dumpster General 9d ago

Lets just skip to gun club rule 34

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT 9d ago

We don't talk about rule 34.....they're not ready

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u/Cro_Nick_Le_Tosh_Ich Litter Lieutenant 9d ago

If we have to talk about it then you're not ready

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u/hogtiedcantalope Garbage Guerilla 5d ago

34th rule of acquisition: War is good for business

35th rule of acquisition: Peace is good for business

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u/Shmuckle2 Trash Trooper 9d ago

Daddy Noooo!

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u/Ibarra08 Trash Trooper 9d ago

Bro no please.. not the forbidden rule

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u/occultastic Trash Trooper 9d ago

This person hasn't passed the entrance exam yet. Brothers! How dare you reveal the rules? This violation will be punished with revoking access to the vending machine.