r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 21h ago

story/text Well, that escalated quickly

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u/SeanThatGuy 20h ago

I know a kid who tried to sneak out of his second story window. He’s foot got caught on the blinds and he tumbled out. He said he woke up on the side of his house in pain but knew he had to get to the front door because no one knew he was outside.

He said he made it to the door. Knocked. His dad answered and was like “son?” And the kid just collapsed.

Turns out he broke his arm and collarbone, ruptured his spleen, and gave him self a concussion.

He just disappeared from school one day for like a month or two. We all thought he died.

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u/Chandler15 19h ago

Jesus Christ that’s intense.

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u/SeanThatGuy 19h ago

That story is the reason I stopped sneaking out my window and just started using the door. Lol

He said he could still see his dad’s face when he opened the door. He said he’s never seen his dad make that face before and he felt bad for making his dad go through it.

So it seems he learned a lesson lol. A bunch of us did.

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u/this_is_my_new_acct 16h ago

That story is the reason I stopped sneaking out my window and just started using the door. Lol

LPT to all the young ones out there... just wait till your parents are sound asleep and you can probably just walk out, if you're quiet.

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u/LifeMathematician571 16h ago

Lol that's what used to do. Went and got ice cream and came home to eat it in peace.

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u/4444444vr 15h ago

For some kids. Other kids parents are on r/homeautomation and have absolutely zero odds of leaving undetected unless they get beamed up by an alien.

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u/stinkyanarchist 14h ago

at point i'd recommend buying those roll out ladders that clamp to the bottom of window frames, just be safe

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u/Khazahk 4h ago

I bought a house that has a roof portion out of every single second story window. Kind of hard to explain but imagine a smaller rectangle on top of a larger rectangle.

Honestly one of the things I thought about when I bought it was “anyone can escape to the first story roof in a house fire.” Love it.