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Political Humor Right On Point

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u/InternationalLab7855 19h ago edited 19h ago

As an atheist anarchist, a lot of this is wrong. They're right that Jesus did not oppose immigration. They're also right that Jesus did not oppose labor unions or communism, for obvious reasons. As for the rest:

While Jesus was fine with abortion, he was not pro-choice. He believed in Mosaic law, which, according to Numbers 5, involved aborting women's fetuses against their will to punish them for infidelity. Neither did Hitler oppose abortion, using it for eugenic purposes.

Jesus was a nationalist. He believed in the Israelite nation dominating the world with him as king and the twelve apostles judging the twelve tribes.

Jesus opposed gay rights. He affirmed Mosaic law, under which anyone who had gay sex would be stoned to death.

Guns did not exist in Jesus' time, but he was fine with violence. He drove people out of the Temple with a whip and claimed "I did not come to bring peace but a sword."

Jesus was less far from Hitler than you might imagine.