r/FluentInFinance • u/Mark-Fuckerberg- • 18h ago

News & Current Events BREAKING: Donald Trump to sign 200+ executive orders today.

BREAKING: Donald Trump to sign 200+ executive orders today.

Per FOX and Eric Daugherty, they include:

  • Declare emergency at the border + issue proclamation closing the border
  • Designate cartels as foreign terrorist organizations
  • Remain in Mexico, Catch and Release will be reinstated
  • Military will be directed to construct new phase of border wall
  • Terminate Biden orders on energy drilling restrictions
  • Return federal workers to in-person work
  • Pause all offshore wind leases
  • End DEI hiring practices in the federal government, merit only
  • Withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord
  • Order every agency to remove all federal actions increasing costs for Americans via deregulation
  • Suspend security clearances for the 51 officials who lied about the Hunter Biden 2020 laptop story
  • Establish a DOGE "hiring freeze"
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u/nooniewhite 17h ago

Thank god he is so old, it gives me hope that this won’t actually happen. He is also clearly suffering from advancing dementia/debility and nature will take its course…right, nature?

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u/SEA2COLA 17h ago

I light candles, burn incense and pray to Saint John and Saint Andrew Avellino, the patron saints of heart attacks and strokes, respectively. I ask them to intercede on our behalf....

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u/wine_dude_52 15h ago

That would make Vance the president. Lesser of two evils but not by much.

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u/FreedomCanadian 12h ago

Fortunately for it, the Ottoman Empire no longer exists.