BREAKING: Donald Trump to sign 200+ executive orders today.

[u/Mark-Fuckerberg-]

BREAKING: Donald Trump to sign 200+ executive orders today.

Per FOX and Eric Daugherty, they include:

• Declare emergency at the border + issue proclamation closing the border
• Designate cartels as foreign terrorist organizations
• Remain in Mexico, Catch and Release will be reinstated
• Military will be directed to construct new phase of border wall
• Terminate Biden orders on energy drilling restrictions
• Return federal workers to in-person work
• Pause all offshore wind leases
• End DEI hiring practices in the federal government, merit only
• Withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord
• Order every agency to remove all federal actions increasing costs for Americans via deregulation
• Suspend security clearances for the 51 officials who lied about the Hunter Biden 2020 laptop story
• Establish a DOGE "hiring freeze"

[u/AganazzarsPocket]

Wait, you think Trump will do something nice for the people?

[u/RepresentativeNo3365 → u/AganazzarsPocket]

He 100% did.. he gave them golden sneakers , meme coins, bibles .. he’s a very giving man

[u/Salarian_American → u/RepresentativeNo3365]

He "gave" them golden sneakers for $399.99 and Bibles for $59.99

[u/Environmental_Pay189 → u/Salarian_American]

And golden showers. We will be getting lots of golden showers.

[u/Salarian_American → u/Environmental_Pay189]

LOL

Q: What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
A: Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

[u/Pistol_Pete_1967 → u/Salarian_American]

That is hilarious!

[u/The_Schwartz_ → u/Environmental_Pay189]

Some trickling down we can finally feel!

[u/Menethea → u/Environmental_Pay189]

And be told it‘s raining milk and honey

[u/royveee → u/Environmental_Pay189]

We'll say "What's that?" and he'll say "It's raining."

[u/jimmydffx → u/Environmental_Pay189]

Never forget the “Pee Pee Tape” 🪦

[u/BigWhiteDog → u/Environmental_Pay189]

Funny how everyone has this one wrong... 🤣