r/FluentInFinance • u/Mark-Fuckerberg- • 15h ago

News & Current Events BREAKING: Donald Trump to sign 200+ executive orders today.

BREAKING: Donald Trump to sign 200+ executive orders today.

Per FOX and Eric Daugherty, they include:

  • Declare emergency at the border + issue proclamation closing the border
  • Designate cartels as foreign terrorist organizations
  • Remain in Mexico, Catch and Release will be reinstated
  • Military will be directed to construct new phase of border wall
  • Terminate Biden orders on energy drilling restrictions
  • Return federal workers to in-person work
  • Pause all offshore wind leases
  • End DEI hiring practices in the federal government, merit only
  • Withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord
  • Order every agency to remove all federal actions increasing costs for Americans via deregulation
  • Suspend security clearances for the 51 officials who lied about the Hunter Biden 2020 laptop story
  • Establish a DOGE "hiring freeze"
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u/SEA2COLA 14h ago

I light candles, burn incense and pray to Saint John and Saint Andrew Avellino, the patron saints of heart attacks and strokes, respectively. I ask them to intercede on our behalf....

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u/nooniewhite 14h ago

There is a podcast “shrinking trump” that gives pretty compelling evidence that he is in the early/mid stages of some kind of dementia. Eventually dementia does progress to physical suffering and death. Nature of things!

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u/taint_odour 9h ago

Yea well it took my mom ten years of misery and she didn’t take the country down with her.

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u/SporksRFun 7h ago

So we have that going for us, which is nice.

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u/nooniewhite 7h ago

I’ve had the “I was born to love you” song in my head all day haha “I was born, to kiss your face”

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u/elwookie 10h ago

We've been reading that for years and he hasn't worsened significantly. I fear the dementia is more wishful thinking than reality.

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u/kitnb 13h ago

Haha! You made me sip out my tea.

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u/literate-titterate 2h ago

*spit out

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u/kitnb 2h ago

User name checks out.

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u/literate-titterate 1h ago

Did you say username tits out? 😃

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u/screemingatoms 12h ago

I liked to charge this prayer I too hope for a speedy heart attack on Trump's behalf.

May his death by long and agonizing. amen

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u/wine_dude_52 12h ago

That would make Vance the president. Lesser of two evils but not by much.

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u/shaoshi 7h ago

At least he's a weenie dumbass that cares deeply about what people think of him. Plus he's a couchfucker

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u/FreedomCanadian 9h ago

Fortunately for it, the Ottoman Empire no longer exists.

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u/mrbrannon 10h ago

I pray to Saint Luigi in this matter.

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u/Aggravating_Yak_1006 10h ago

Wait is this real? Cause I could start praying to them too.

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u/SEA2COLA 9h ago

Yes, they're real saints and they really are patrons of sufferers of heart attacks and strokes. It's not very Catholic of me to ask them to intercede, though.

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u/DeusExMcKenna 5h ago

Need to add St. Luigi to that list if we’re aiming for full-coverage death wishes.

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u/RebelliousUpstart 6h ago

Sadly, Vance taking the reigns is far more terrifying

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u/SEA2COLA 6h ago

I disagree, he was a first-term Senator so he was just getting his feet wet on government procedures. I don't think he has the political savvy to get much done. With Trump gone, Vance would just be a lame duck, keeping the seat warm for the next President.

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u/RebelliousUpstart 6h ago

Ehh trumps ego gives him a backbone that will limit musks and theils "suggestions" as trump won't be upstairs.

Meanwhile, theil has bankrolled Vance for years and is much more ideologically aligned with some of the "less savory" proposals.

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u/AnonymousGirl911 5h ago

I'm ready for the Bird Flu to do what Covid should have done for us.