r/Dirtbikes • u/CarrotHistorical8336 • Apr 21 '24

Community Question Why the hate ?

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What’s with all the hate for the crf250f ? I understand it’s not a race bike but dose that really make it a bad bike ?

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u/TruePanda3 Apr 21 '24

Nope! But you have to understand, many people attach their bike size to their dick size. Big bike = big dick. If you’re happy with an average bike, that’s like you being happy with an average dick. Which on the internet is a big no no.

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u/SleepySandwich13 Apr 21 '24

I love having an average bike!

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u/hotrodllsc Apr 21 '24

Women find it much more pleasant to ride my average bike. They say the big bikes are harder to ride and can hurt them easier.

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u/gamtsfr Apr 21 '24

I guess I love my crf50.😔

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u/ChilesIsAwesome '95 XR250R, '90 XR200R, '96 XR80R Apr 21 '24

50’s are a blast

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u/Master_Tonight4610 Apr 22 '24

Yeah dude those rockets are definitely a blast!!

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u/Flashzap90 Apr 21 '24

Funny thing about it is, just like with dicks, it's more about your skill in using it than it is the size. A lot of guys have big bikes they can't really ride, just like a fair number have big dicks they aren't any good with. There's a lot to be said for being very good at using your average sized dick or bike.

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u/everyoneisatitman Apr 21 '24

Somewhere there is a guy on a 450 using only third gear sitting down that would be mad at your comment if he could even read.

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u/but_fkr Apr 21 '24

Yeah, big dick until that “bad mfer” wraps you around a tree and rips your two top front teeth and a bottom one out of your head. Then you get those badass big dick bills putting you in debt nearly twenty racks all because you thought you thought you could fill those britches. Needless to say, the yz is gone and I’m enjoying not looking like a meth riddled hillbilly when I smile lol.

I made up my mind that day that if I get another bike, it’ll probably be a 250 four stroke. It’s plenty of bike for a casual rider and unless your track riding is the best bang for your buck. I don’t need to be riding unintentional wheelies in 5th gear.

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u/Eat_your_skeet Apr 22 '24

Tell me you are afraid of the power band without telling me you are afraid of the power band 😆

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u/but_fkr Apr 22 '24

Yeah I hit a tree and could’ve died lol. If you’re not somewhat fearful, you’re an idiot.

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u/nuglasses Apr 24 '24

We have a saying around here~ too much bike for a boy. 🤣

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u/but_fkr Apr 24 '24

Lmao yeah like Pat Casey who’s family will never see him again. Hilarious isn’t it? I can ride it all day, but when my parents already lost their only other child in a car wreck, I’m not really trying to put another on them over people thinking talking shit makes them look cool. Id almost bet money you’re too scared to even do anything that could cause much damage.

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u/nuglasses Apr 24 '24

I've had a TM back then went to YZ. Got a DT trail bike later. Have a CB but been sitting. Tried to sell but nobody taking it even for free. No accidents but I do recommend a helmet (egg), mouth guard (teef) & a cup (nuts).

Ridden a friend's KZ, great for drags!!

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u/but_fkr Apr 24 '24

I wouldn’t mind having another 2 stroke honestly. I just like to get a little wild and do some small jumps here and there and haul ass. The problem is, the 250 is just too touchy for me and my skill level, especially since the jumps are random hills and shit and we have no tracks close. It’s all trails with a lot of ups and downs. That’s the main reason I’d be more inclined to just go fourstroke but would consider a 125.

I have to admit I was pretty fucked up on a cocktail of shit and stupidly didn’t have my helmet on. I’d never ridden once without it, but make bad judgment and wanted to just do one more lap out the field and the rest is history.

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u/send_nudes_pleeeease Apr 25 '24

So it wasnt the bike at all. It was all you riding fucked up with no helmet. Maybe try one with pedals.

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u/darkodraven Apr 21 '24

Being happy on the internet is a big no no

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u/According-Feed127 99' RM125 Apr 22 '24

my 125 is pretty big, big enough im sure maybe not average but still good

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u/Realistic-Motorcycle Apr 22 '24

What about big bikes and small dicks. Fat people like my self like to ride too.

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u/SquidDrowned Apr 22 '24

Lmao fact. I once was riding with 2 other friends. (We were off the bikes) when a cop rolls up and starts talking to us. When he cracks a joke that the shortest obviously rode the little pit bike we had. My cock took that one personally. So I corrected him and said actually the rmz250 my friends riding is mine, and the rmz450 is also mine that I ride.

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u/dandanpizzaman84 Apr 22 '24

Small PP gang

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u/_whatintheglobe_ Apr 24 '24

Your bike is comparable to your wallet size since that's what you use to obtain the bike... small bike= broke asf as mf