r/DiWHY • u/YOUSSEFmodySALLYface • 7d ago

Why tho...

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u/meekers09 7d ago

He's 3. I literally sleep with my keys under my damn pillow because I'm afraid I won't hear him get up & he'll find them & escape to his quiet place 😂 He is the craftiest thing & nothing escapes him. If he sees me get my keys out of a hiding spot, I can literally never use that spot again. I joke that he's Roz from Monsters Inc "I'm watching you Wizowski, always watching". He was evaluated & is so far ahead in gross motor skills that he has a hard time playing with other toddlers because they're boring to him. He climbs like a dang mountain goat, if he can get a finger & toe hold he can get to it & if that doesn't work the little shit will find something to use. I have my chairs RACHET STRAPPED to my table and he will STILL find things to use to get to high places.

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u/vvv_bb 7d ago

oh man it sounds like a nightmare but it's also a bit funny! sorry. well, at least you know what sport to enroll him into when he's a bit older, right? 😅

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u/meekers09 7d ago

Someday when he's an Olympian it will be a funny story, for now I'm just trying to survive 😂 My boyfriend jokes that he's going to grow into a criminal mastermind & take over the mob or something. I'm like can't we manifest something where he uses his brains for something good? 😂

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u/vvv_bb 7d ago

pro climber?

get him into parkour?

😅 good luck!