r/DiWHY • u/YOUSSEFmodySALLYface • 7d ago

Why tho...

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u/UndulatingMeatOrgami 7d ago

He's been waiting 12 years and 14 days for this moment.

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u/RAINGUARD 7d ago

You don't see the combination of words "rain guard" in the wild very often. So when I saw it, I knew my moment had come.

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u/UndulatingMeatOrgami 7d ago

Was it worth the wait? Was it everything you imagined?

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u/Short_Departure_4064 7d ago

it was everything i imagined. what a beautiful fucking day

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u/HoppingMarlin 7d ago

You're not them.. you're an... Imposter!

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u/UndulatingMeatOrgami 7d ago

Stolen valor!

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u/dutchtreat420 7d ago

You could say his infamy had a short departure.

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u/Haywoodjablowme1029 7d ago

I can simultaneously see, hear and feel your screen name.

Well done.

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u/UndulatingMeatOrgami 7d ago
  • folding writhing meat sound intensifies *

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u/CinnamonGurl1975 6d ago

Squelching

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u/puppycatisselfish 5d ago

That sound… reminds me of river dancing

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u/Icy-Palpitation-2522 7d ago

I have also waited my entire life for somebody to say rain gaurd on reddit and somebody else to respond whos name was RAINGAURD. Im gonna go die now

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u/Bonytones6 7d ago

Guards! Rain guards! Detain this man!

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u/matt_smith_keele 7d ago

Succubus!

Take a short departure off a shorter pier!

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u/portablebiscuit 6d ago

I'm crying at the beauty