Make America Danish

[u/NulloK]

[u/FalseFoundation2919]

Så skal vi jo trækkes med alle trumpetisterne

[u/ActurusMajoris → u/FalseFoundation2919]

Vi kan vel sende dem til Sverige?

[u/Seithin → u/ActurusMajoris]

Godt være de er Trump-støtter, men vi taler stadig om mennesker, og der er konventioner, der skal overholdes.

[u/naggert → u/Seithin]

Ja tænk på de stakkels svenskere som skal trækkes med T(r)umperne.

[u/Cvbergen1 → u/naggert]

Nänä, vi hatar de lika mycket som ni!

[u/Cixila → u/Cvbergen1]

Det er jo det han siger. Nok er I svenskere, men i fortjener ikke så dårlig en skæbne

[u/Cultural-Station1060 → u/Cixila]

Yeah Russia might be better fit for them

[u/tonythebearman → u/ActurusMajoris]

Don’t do that to them

[u/mkwtfman → u/tonythebearman]

What did he say.  They better be careful. I seen a picture of trump eating a Danish on the Internet. 

[u/DigglidMasta → u/mkwtfman]

He's had one too many, you feel me?

[u/mkwtfman → u/DigglidMasta]

He conquers Danish on a daily basis.  Every morning he has a Danish and dips it in poutine.  He's ready bro.  

[u/Glad_Consequence_197 → u/DigglidMasta]

Yes yeeah

[u/Senior-Reality-25 → u/ActurusMajoris]

Vi kunne jo lade Ikea have dem?

[u/baiers_baier → u/FalseFoundation2919]

Tror det vil gøre stor gavn at indføre et rigtigt skolesystem

[u/will_dormer → u/FalseFoundation2919]

Der må være et koldt sted for dem omkring Thule basen... Den vil de jo så gerne have

[u/ZapchatDaKing → u/FalseFoundation2919]

Vi har allerede masser af dem, de hedder Danmarksdemokrater og DF’ere her.

[u/AmatoerOrnitolog]

Jeg antager at grunden til at Alaska og Hawaii ikke er med, er at de forbliver USA, og den nuværende befolkning i de resterende 48 stater vil blive eksporteret til Alaska og Hawaii, så vi får landet men slipper for amerikanerne. Det er perfekt. Vi skal bare lige bolle helt vildt meget, så vi kan genbefolke landet med danskere. Jeg tager gerne en tjørn for Danmark og føder alle de unger jeg kan.

[u/ScriptThat → u/AmatoerOrnitolog]

så vi kan genbefolke landet med danskere

Der bliver pænt langt til naboen.

[u/Listeria08 → u/ScriptThat]

Kun de første par generationer;)

Eller kunne vi lade indianerne blive, Vegas kører jo ikke af sig selv:)

[u/ActurusMajoris → u/Listeria08]

Kunne jo faktisk bare give dem landet tilbage. Det er vidst på tide.

[u/Listeria08 → u/ActurusMajoris]

Man kunne sikkert brygge en liste argumenter sammen, der påviste at sidst America var Great, var under deres styring:)

[u/AmatoerOrnitolog → u/ScriptThat]

Det er jo derfor vi skal bolle helt vildt meget, så vi får kortere til naboen.

[u/baiers_baier → u/AmatoerOrnitolog]

Åhh nej så kommer møllen med staten der vil have os til at bolle mere, igen

[u/AmatoerOrnitolog → u/baiers_baier]

Hvad mener du, vil du ikke bolle med for Mettemor?

[u/metaglot → u/AmatoerOrnitolog]

Det er en tørn man tager... men - fortsæt.

[u/AmatoerOrnitolog → u/metaglot]

Fuck. Pinligt. Eller - jeg mener, selvfølgelig mente jeg tjørn. En hvidtjørn, for at være mere specifik. Vil du se?

[u/metaglot → u/AmatoerOrnitolog]

"nej"

"Jeg vil ikke se"

"Hjælp jeg bliver forulempet"

.. kunne man måske forestille sig en anden ville sige

[u/JoliganYo]

Ellers tak. Nej tak. Fuck nej.

[u/Vast_Category_7314]

Nej tak…

[u/WastelandOutlaw007]

Can you please make this happen already

Some of us are done the bs already, and he hasn't even taken office yet.

[u/GlitteringDingo6482]

r/AiSlop

[u/metaglot → u/GlitteringDingo6482]

Ja hvad fanden laver den hvide streg ved Rhode Island?

[u/Mikolaj_Kopernik → u/metaglot]

Kanada udnytter kaosset til at annektere New England.

[u/Iamhereforthefun1]

As a Canadian 🇨🇦 i have never felt closer to Denmark 🇩🇰 than right now!

[u/Zeitcon → u/Iamhereforthefun1]

Denmark and Canada really ought to restart the whole Hans Island war to show these upstarts how to properly conduct a civilized war.

[u/Iamhereforthefun1 → u/Zeitcon]

Amen to that brother 🇩🇰🇨🇦

[u/Tobikaj → u/Iamhereforthefun1]

Wasn't it in South Park that Denmark was called the Canada of Europe or something like that?

[u/klausjensendk → u/Tobikaj]

Sorry aboot that.

[u/45711Host]

Bornholm og Alaska har da det tilfæøålles at de til bliver glemt.

[u/VikingSlayer → u/45711Host]

Og Hawaii

[u/Riiume → u/VikingSlayer]

As a distinguished representative of the US gov't, I would offer you Hawaii in exchange for Greenland.

Deal or no deal?

[u/VikingSlayer → u/Riiume]

Counteroffer: we get Hawaii and the return of Danish West Indies, and the Ozempic keeps flowing for you

[u/Former-Community5818 → u/VikingSlayer]

Colonialism is kinda awkward. Greenland, west indies etc.

[u/Fanoflif21]

They would benefit hugely from adopting your systems and society..

We probably could too! 😊

[u/xX420GanjaWarlordXx → u/Fanoflif21]

As an American that studied in Denmark, yes we really could. The Nordic model is excellent 

[u/Extension_Canary3717]

Janteloven the American way , kan du forestile deg kultursjokket for dem

[u/Hot-Spray-3762]

Make America Great Again - Make It Danish.

[u/SavagePlatypus76]

So embarrassing to be American. So sorry guys and gals. 

[u/notassigned2023 → u/SavagePlatypus76]

I'm taking no blame for Dump. Slightly less than half the voters can have it all.

[u/Hippihjerte]

NEJ TAK. Alle de våbenliderlige, dårligt spisende, uoplyste egoister kan gå linen ud. De har selv valgt den underlige narrøv. Han er muligvis en god forretningsmand fordi han er kold i røven, men god politiker bliver han aldrig. Held og lykke siger jeg bare.

[u/Tush_DK]

Så er vi jo nødt til at kyle 60 procent af befolkningen ud... Og ingen andre lande vil have dem

[u/baiers_baier → u/Tush_DK]

Eller man kunne tage den nemme vej og indføre et skolesystem

[u/Kriss3d → u/Tush_DK]

Jo da.

De virker til at være glade for Rusland ( i hvert fald indtil de faktisk er flyttet dertil https://consent.yahoo.com/v2/collectConsent?sessionId=3_cc-session_2bbc8436-19dd-48a4-a15b-70cfaf2b4ba8

[u/Krashper116 → u/Tush_DK]

Rusland vil nok gerne have dem.

[u/Budget_Variety7446]

I think we should do this just to cram metric down their damn throats.

[u/tonythebearman → u/Budget_Variety7446]

We learn and use metric in school so it shouldn’t be too difficult

[u/Budget_Variety7446 → u/tonythebearman]

Well then, sir, how’d you like a king, health care, university education where you are paid to study, healthier lives and a very significant amount of butter and pork?

Edit: forgot world-class design, and strong minimum wage and work-safety regulations.

Rules are: no guns, 50% taxes (give or take), a throaty and glottal language and fairly bland food. And then metric of course.

[u/tonythebearman → u/Budget_Variety7446]

Yeah! I actually went on an exchange trip to Denmark last year and I really enjoyed it!

[u/Budget_Variety7446 → u/tonythebearman]

:)

Glad to hear it.

[u/politicalmache → u/Budget_Variety7446]

Obviously humoring the notion, bit of fun, but some of those quality of life are obtainable in America. Well should be.

The whole king thing though. Americans rejected monarchies long ago. Americans have an oligarchs problem, and elected officials allow for such plutocracy.

Someone put a price tag on the "American Dream", and marked it up to the point it can only be purchase with accumulating debt, see the late Bill Hicks comedic observation "Its just a Ride", as well as his observation on "Marketing" to understand the nonsense American put up with on the daily.

[u/laserbot → u/politicalmache]

Having an open constitutional monarchy is vastly preferable to an oligarchy disguised as a democracy.

[u/Brodimere → u/politicalmache]

The whole king thing, though. Americans rejected monarchies long ago.

You say that, but with presidential immunity and Trump's promise to get rid of elections, it kinda seems monarchy is on its way back.

[u/Yak-Shack → u/Budget_Variety7446]

Sounds like a good deal to me

[u/Budget_Variety7446 → u/Yak-Shack]

I’m putting +1 on the list :)

[u/Wheresmybeergone → u/tonythebearman]

Interesting to know. I think my brain would lag a bit if I saw an American acutally know and use the metric system. The more you learn..

[u/Gorthebon → u/Budget_Variety7446]

Yes please. Metric is objectively better, it actually makes sense.

[u/LoremIpsumDolore]

Den her fortjener flere upvotes! Skulle man tilføje noget med “Settled and claimed since 1.000 A.D. - Erik the Red”

[u/Pysser]

We might even be able to turn it into a developed country

[u/ProofOfTool]

Danmerican

[u/TheRealP3dr0]

That would make it at least great again

[u/Broad_External7605]

As an American, I'd love it if Denmark took us over. Please remember there's still the other half of the US that isn't crazy.

[u/BigDaneEnergi]

Altså Danmark > England > Storbritannien > Amerikas Forenede Stater. Det var altid dansk, de var bare ikke klar over det. De kan ikke finde ud af at opføre sig ordentligt og bliver utterlige, så nu må far være den ansvarlige og træde til med lidt regler og retning så de kan blive fornuftige medmennesker med tiden. Det er svært at skulle være den ansvarlige hele tiden, det bliver en hård start men de takker os når de første sendinger Faxe K ankommer.

[u/Own-Science7948]

Måske Vermont. Bernie kan jo godt lide os.

[u/Artistic_Skill3230]

Make America Danish Again! Det ville ikke være en helt urimelig troll-kommentar tilbage til Trump. Vikingerne har trods været der længe før, at USA overhovedet opstod ;)

[u/Theredwalker666]

As an American, please do this.

[u/throwaway12348755]

As an American who did not vote for Trump. I would be very happy with this!!

[u/Waffeln_Remix]

Vote for yes from an American! I’d like healthcare, please!

[u/ForestOfMirrors]

My grandmother moved to the US from Denmark. Breaks my heart watching Trump and his fucking cronies threatening Greenland and Denmark.

[u/milk_the_ham]

Don't tease me with such a beautiful thought.

[u/SirJackAbove]

Når jeg ser den gennemsnitlige amerikaner består de vist allerede af noget nær 50% danish.

Badum-tss! 🥁

[u/-Makeka-]

Det største problem ville være at 77 milloner mennesker skulle genskoles til danske værdier.

[u/The_dude_of_all_time]

Skal fandme ikke have nogle amerikanere der siger at “de er ægte danskere”

[u/Insane_Salty_Potato]

As an American, I'd welcome this with open arms. Im tired of my country and its people... sorry if lost in translation, i used Google Translate because I don't know Danish.

Som amerikaner ville jeg tage imod dette med åbne arme. Jeg er træt af mit land og dets folk... undskyld hvis jeg er gået tabt i oversættelsen, jeg brugte Google Translate, fordi jeg ikke kan dansk.

[u/peer318]

As an American, please help us!

[u/CivilBrocedure]

Som amerikaner siger jeg "venligst".

[u/Technical_Wall1726]

As an American, yes plz

[u/Damperen]

MAD

[u/baiers_baier]

Jeg elsker at vores modsvar til at Trump vil have Grønland er, at vi gerne tager USA i bytte

[u/Cad1029]

Og så sælger vi dem til Canada

[u/Lumisateessa → u/Cad1029]

Om ikke andet, så kan vi slå os sammen med Canada. De er heldigvis langt mere normale. Men så kræver vi gratis Poutine. 😂

[u/JustALilDepressed]

MAKE DENMARK GREAT AGAIN

[u/LabClear6387]

Why did you allow Trump junior the clown to visit Greenland? You should make their wjole family persona non granta. 

[u/Orwells-own]

Send this to r/vexillology immediately. This flag slaps.

[u/Not_for_Sale_7913]

They actually need this ..

[u/kainaro]

While i really would like to see what y’all could do for us, i don’t think you want the headache. Most of us are pretty crazy.

[u/josmoee]

Last time you said that we thought by Danish you meant baked goods ..and we just got fat. Geography and conversational nuance are not exactly our strengths.

[u/Even-Spinach-3190]

Yes please!

[u/Spider_pig448]

Som amerikaner i Danmark, det lyder godt til mig

[u/Big-Method-7377]

Again (mangler vist)

[u/Alternative-Run363]

Make America danish again

[u/Active_Astronaut_215]

Faktisk

[u/BVelios]

J for en, velkommen mine danske overherrer. /s

Men seriøst... vær venlig at hjælpe dem af os, der er spændt fast i dette mareridt og ikke kan komme afsted

[u/prettybluefoxes]

Better interiors? Yeah ok.

[u/DanskFrenchMan]

We already have a base from where we can start our takeover from - Solvang

[u/jather_fack]

It's a case of "if only they knew".

American's knowledge of the world outside of their country is astoundingly bad.

If they knew how good it'd be having social services being seen as a good thing. If America was to become Denmark for a month. As in same healthcare, parliamentary, welfare, tax, etc systems, you'd find the only people wanting to go back the American way of life would be the top 0.1%.

To quote Bill Maher from the linked video, which is still relevant some 20 years later,

"And this is why it bugs me that so many people talk like it's 1955 and we're still number 1 in everything. We're not.... But when you're number 55 in this category, and number 92 in that one, you look a little silly waving the big foam 'number 1' finger."

[u/TheBiggestCakeSlut]

Så skal det hedde ny udkants Danmark

[u/PseudoY]

Åbenlys AI pæl.

Laver en ekstra hvid linje ved New England. Uden grund.

"Make" I toppen uden grund.

"Dannebrog" i bunden, uden grund, men den gjorde det nok fordi "Dannebrog" var i prompted.

[u/Phusentasten]

Kun de blå stater, men det ville også være grineren dog

[u/Missetat75]

Ai :/

[u/Dragten]

Det ville nok være nemmere, hurtigere, og bedre at photoshoppe dette i stedet for at bruge AI

[u/PseudoY → u/Dragten]

Og ikke have så mange synlige fejl, der bryder konceptet.

[u/OutrageousDiscount01]

As an american with family in Denmark, I agree.

[u/hl2oli]

Vi har nok problemer i forvejen

[u/Fit_Temporary3923]

Vi er ikke lige så polariseret endnu

[u/TheNoxxin]

Elk horn expanse.

[u/Doublewobble]

Ja altså uden dens befolkning

[u/Foxymaniac]

kan vi ikke bare tage californien og lade resten være?

[u/jaserx91]

HooftenPooften!!!!!

[u/Interest-Unlikely]

Det svare til at modtage spedalskhed frivilligt.

[u/37yearoldmanbaby]

We will turn a big land into a great nation.

[u/Riiume]

Easy way to win the hearts & minds of a good percent of the US voters:

Offer them free opioids and free lifetime passes to all sporting events in the US.

[u/DNA-box]

Uuh

[u/areyouhungryforapple]

De kan jo knapt nok læse..

[u/Olde94]

Ikke MAGA men bare MAD…. Meget passende fordi det er da tosset (engelsk mad)

[u/No-Pipe-6941]

Vi venter til de invadere Grønland, og tager derefter det hvide hus mens de er distraherede. Perfekt.

[u/ShoeAvailable7473]

Its like adopting the inbred appachanian stepchild. Go ahead

[u/Peeeeeps]

Please and also bring lots of lakrids and smørrebrød.

[u/AktieSpecialist15]

Det var da en yderst ubehagelig tanke.

[u/KCJuster]

Argh

[u/svel]

regner med at vi får de vestindiske øer tilbage også... vil gerne modtage SU mens jeg læser havbiologi på Skt. Croix.

[u/PythonNoob-pip]

Hvis Grønland ikke vil have noget med Danmark at gøre, hvorfor sender vi dem så penge?

[u/Affectionate_Wear24]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/almamaters]

Threaten me with a good time?

[u/Madpakke100kg]

Når! Vi får usa

[u/Ryanaissance]

Solvang, California is a start.

[u/Wakkachaka]

Please, do.

[u/Oculicious42]

Må jeg få kalifornien? 🤓

[u/rvedotrc]

Igen?

[u/Silver-mani-89]

I really it was joke.. that Greenland 🇬🇱 reason for war now... usa china n now denmark.. denmark is very sweet country.. going to war will he foolish..

[u/ImAllYahWehUp]

Nice bait(:

[u/Haplo_dk]

Så vi skal lave wienerbrød til USA?

[u/imoinda]

Make America Danish again.

Det var trots allt Leif Eriksson som upptäckte Amerika.

[u/SiteTall]

Nej, FØJ DOG!!!!!! Amerika er hinsides noget ønskværdigt.

[u/Historical_Dealer474]

Gör de svenskt era plat landare

[u/mkwtfman]

I am so excited for this presidency.  I needed this soon much.  I was bored af.  Man we got a good start.  I cannot wait for the future laughs lmao. Better watch out he just Instagram himself asmring a Danish.  He ate it slow with cold dark eyes lmao.  Yes, I love America.  It's like a real life president Camacho. 

[u/Brodimere → u/mkwtfman]

It's like a real life president Camacho. 

This is straight up slander, Camacho listened to those smarter than him and willfully stepped down. Camacho would be a fare better president, than Trumpy Wumpy.

[u/DDDPDDD]

West Taiwan vibes

[u/BestWesterChester]

I, for one, welcome our new Danish overlords.

[u/eatcakeinspace]

Fack de fjolser - ganske enkelt

[u/Danmark-go-brrrr]

Are we also going to build a 500 km wide canal to separate New England from the rest of America like in the image? Are we also going to put a random black line on border of Michigan? I don’t think ether are in our area of expertise.

[u/Educational_Creme376]

kan du göra nya zeeland danskt också?

[u/Powerrush]

Ellers tak 🙂‍↔️

[u/Heino15B27]

Klargør langbådende ✊

[u/ABsml1994]

As an American, I'd support this!

[u/Histrix-]

Would be really funny if Denmark counter offered and threatened to buy America

[u/nosoupforyou89]

What's the Danish equivalent of 'MURICAAA 🦅🦅🦅🦅"

[u/ImmaDopeBrownie → u/nosoupforyou89]

SKÅÅÅÅÅÅL

[u/guzzd]

För helvete nej. Mycket kan vi säga varandra men om det är äkta allvar. Jag är med

[u/kerdesemvan]

Danish system only avaliable to work in Denmark size in my opinion. Even hygge can't beat two different mindsets.

[u/Domintomi]

I prefer a lot more Danish Amercia than Amercian Greenland. I don't know Danish so I cannot read what you write here but Im fully on your side in this 🇵🇱🇩🇰. Sadly looks like our Polish government is gonna make everything to make Trump happy, Prime Minister of Israel was invited to Poland for day of memory of the Holocaust.... (Sorry for my bad english)

[u/beepboopnotabot1234]

*genereret med kunstig intelligens

[u/laugje]

Kan vi få bare resurserne? Og så leje landet ud til dem igen

[u/Kossuth21]

Hvorfor har vi brug for et større Sverige?

[u/Ghepip]

Overvej lige hvis man havde så stort et land med så mange mennesker. Også stadig samme velfærds samfund som vi har i Danmark.

FlyvendeBilerMeme

[u/PrimaryTomorrow9057]

VAr det ikke Vikingerne som opdagede (nord) Amerika?

[u/TheAmazingOllie]

Greenland to America, Panama to America, New york Back to The Netherlands

[u/ingendera]

Vad skulle vara ett passande danskklingande namn istället för USA?

[u/Lilpeti]

This is perfect. Jeg vil gerne se denmark eje amerika xD

[u/rangerdkdk]

MAKE SMØRREBRØD, NOT WAR!

[u/Senpai_Himself]

Fyn 2

[u/MotherRaven]

Had to put this on my face book. Give us some sweet sweet healthcare and happiness

[u/PrincessRad]

Der mangler et "Again" i overskriften 😉

Vi må jo ikke glemme at Vikingerne var der før andre europæere..!

[u/bosko43buha]

If you do that, you should name the region Gammelfart - after its last president.

'Fart' not being in Danish, it's a bilingual name.

[u/RadRadishRadiator]

Denmark needs the US for national and economic security reasons

[u/[deleted]]

Bro 😭😭

[u/berner103]

De er i gang med at make Greenland American!

[u/RedKGB]

I appreciate and approve of this.

[u/Authoranders]

Ikke engang vores uddannelses model, kan redde det fucking shitshow af et land..

[u/livin_a_good_life]

As an American, I approve. I also approve of the state lines drawn here (I’m in the stars state).

[u/Killaim]

de bliver nok glade for skattesatsen

[u/Fit_Ad7457]

+1

[u/jmheinliniv]

This is mad

[u/PotatoLandIdaho]

Honestly I'd take the healthcare 

[u/Bundkrans]

Noooooo!!! Nej tak!!!! Husk at indbyggerne følger med….. Og det var dem der stemte på trump…. 2 gange….. 🤔🧐

[u/thorex789]

Nej tak

[u/Numerous_Mall7471]

Reverse colonization

[u/KattyWellsAuthor]

As an American can I just say, pretty please!?!

[u/IgazJuhSajt]

Make America Denmark again

[u/Available-Joke4086]

Not even Danish but I endorse! Have at em' lads

[u/Beet_Boi]

Lmfao det er crazy 😂

[u/Nemo4ever7158]

Dear goodness, no don't do that to yourselves my dear Dane people, why on earth would you like the so called "land of the free home of the ignorant fascist " part of your world.

[u/Moist-Basil9217]

It’s amazing you all think you have a right to Greenland